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post #1 of 37
Thread Starter 
I believe the economy will collapse and the dollar will be worth nothing. I want to take my money and buy gold or gold bonds. What do you think of this and how would I do it?
post #2 of 37
The dollar has been worth little for quite some time. All countries simply trust each other that we're all good for it in the long run.

Gold bonds are a waste of money. Don't get them.
post #3 of 37
Invest in water or something. I'm sure people will be killing each other for that soon.

Anyone seen A Crude Awakening: The Oil Crash? Bleak future ahead...
post #4 of 37
Ya know what isn't a waste of money? Gold Bond medicated body powder. If you're ever at Walgreens pick some of that up. Say goodbye to diaper rash!
post #5 of 37
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Originally Posted by cognizant
Invest in water or something. I'm sure people will be killing each other for that soon.

Anyone seen A Crude Awakening: The Oil Crash? Bleak future ahead...
Actually... I have stocks in some water companies. And zippers.

You read that correctly.

When the revolution comes, you'll want to be able to zip up those pants of yours.

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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
Ya know what isn't a waste of money? Gold Bond medicated body powder. If you're ever at Walgreens pick some of that up. Say goodbye to diaper rash!
Grandpa will be so happy to know this!
post #6 of 37
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Originally Posted by DarthSidious
I believe the economy will collapse and the dollar will be worth nothing. I want to take my money and buy gold or gold bonds. What do you think of this and how would I do it?
Darth, the real money's in copper. Consequently, I have three letters for you:

PCU

You're welcome.
post #7 of 37
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
Ya know what isn't a waste of money? Gold Bond medicated body powder. If you're ever at Walgreens pick some of that up. Say goodbye to diaper rash!
Stand by for NEWS!
post #8 of 37


And that little boy who enjoyed painting clowns grew up to be...John Wayne Gacy!
post #9 of 37
And now you know...the REST...of the sto-RY.
post #10 of 37
Thread Starter 
I went into my posts to find this topic but since I have bought gold at $860 and now its at $1003. I also bought silver at $14 and now almost $21 an ounce.
post #11 of 37
Are you selling, or still holding out for the Lord Humongous?
post #12 of 37
I strongly urge everyone to hoard as much gold and other precious metals, in light of the coming collapse of civilized society.

It will make my roving band of post-apocalyptic savages raids much more efficient.
post #13 of 37
The only gold bonds I need:

post #14 of 37
Just wait until Sidious gets hungry and decides to remove the wrapper from all those delicious coins.
post #15 of 37
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Originally Posted by FrankCobretti View Post
Darth, the real money's in copper. Consequently, I have three letters for you:

PCU

You're welcome.
That's actually really good advice. I'm putting my time into oil/gas now, but I have the contingency plan to go down to Chile for the copper industry. My dad spent a few years traveling and working down there and lined up a good number of friends.
post #16 of 37
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Originally Posted by BillyG View Post
That's actually really good advice.
Thanks. The world's hunger for copper is only growing, and the investment also serves as a great hedge against the dollar.

PCU is more than balancing out my ill-advised foray into Merrill Lynch.
post #17 of 37
What are you people thinking? Have you not seen the deforestation going on in the tropics? Lots of Bananas being wasted.

Mind you, what do bananas contain? Potassium! Thus, the next war will be for potassium.

Luckily with a few cents investment, a group of investors and I now own 75%of Kazakhstan. I am all set for the next problem. When that happens, I will be in my bunker waiting with a 50 caliber machine gun for the fool that wnats to try me for my potassium horde.
post #18 of 37
But now you'll have to deal with Kazakhstan's three insurmountable problems: economic, social, and Jew.
post #19 of 37
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Originally Posted by El Thain View Post
When that happens, I will be in my bunker waiting with a 50 caliber machine gun for the fool that wnats to try me for my potassium horde.
You think you stand a chance against my gang? We even have shoulderpads with spikes on them. It will as easy as stealing candy from a baby and then beating it up.
post #20 of 37
Aren't pennies actually worth 2 cents a piece or something nowadays? I'm melting down my piggybank.
post #21 of 37
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Originally Posted by DarthSidious View Post
I believe the economy will collapse and the dollar will be worth nothing. I want to take my money and buy gold or gold bonds. What do you think of this and how would I do it?
TRD: I just want to say one word to you - just one word.
DS: Yes sir.
TRD: Are you listening?
DS: Yes I am.
TRD: 'Plastics'
DS: Exactly how do you mean?
TRD: There's a great future in plastics. Think about it. Will you think about it?
DS: Yes I will.
TRD: Shh! Enough said. That's a deal.
post #22 of 37
DarthSidious should invest in my research into synthesizing a man-made version of Adamantium.

I am SOOOO close...if only I had the funding!
post #23 of 37
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DarthSidious should invest in my research into synthesizing a man-made version of Adamantium.
Sorry, not unless Ron Paul approves.
post #24 of 37
Ron Paul wouldn't have approved of Adamantium, it's not constitutional or some other kooky bullshit.
post #25 of 37
...and with Gold and Silver and other metals slowly rising in value the Rappers will slowly become the most powerful people on Earth.
post #26 of 37
No way, dentists will be. They've got the power as those grills become far more enticing.
post #27 of 37
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Ron Paul wouldn't have approved of Adamantium, it's not constitutional or some other kooky bullshit.
You're wrong. In the constitution it says clearly:

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of
a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms*,
shall not be infringed."

*And blades of Adamantium.
post #28 of 37
Well all be. Who knew Jefferson was such a forward thinker.
post #29 of 37
Don't know about the rest of you but the fact that this will bring Alchemy back really has me pumped. I can't wait to see what kind of cool ass potions we can throw together. Turning iron into gold is just the beginning I tell you!
post #30 of 37
And we all thought a Steampunk world was just fantasy.

I can't wait to be using my coal-powered HDTV in a few years.
post #31 of 37
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Originally Posted by DarthSidious View Post
I went into my posts to find this topic but since I have bought gold at $860 and now its at $1003. I also bought silver at $14 and now almost $21 an ounce.
Did you panic sell?

Gold tumbles

At $939.27 as of this post.
post #32 of 37
Thread Starter 
That is market manipulation. The stock market is being propped up. It wont last, next week metal will start to rise again heading to 1,000 for gold once again and $25 for silver.
post #33 of 37
The recycling of metal is very high as we speak. I have physical tons of copper and silver, not that the return is that good in retrospect but the value of the dollar is low. I just think I am getting more for the pound. Not true.
post #34 of 37
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Originally Posted by DarthSidious View Post
That is market manipulation. The stock market is being propped up. It wont last, next week metal will start to rise again heading to 1,000 for gold once again and $25 for silver.
So... How'd that work out for you ?
post #35 of 37
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Originally Posted by DarthSidious View Post
That is market manipulation. The stock market is being propped up. It wont last, next week metal will start to rise again heading to 1,000 for gold once again and $25 for silver.
Huh?
post #36 of 37
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Originally Posted by FrankCobretti View Post
But now you'll have to deal with Kazakhstan's three insurmountable problems: economic, social, and Jew.
Solutions: Sex, Sex, Gypsy Tears.
post #37 of 37
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Originally Posted by JudgeSmails View Post
Don't know about the rest of you but the fact that this will bring Alchemy back really has me pumped. I can't wait to see what kind of cool ass potions we can throw together. Turning iron into gold is just the beginning I tell you!
In regards to alchemy, it is shit that makes the purest gold. Just consult the book "Vonn dem Bad Pfeffers in Oberschwytz gelegen, 1535." by Theoprastus Bombastus von Hohenheim, known by his alchemist name, which was given to him by the angel Metatron, Paracelsus. Paracelsus is not to be fucked with. He discovered zinc for fuck's sake.
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