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Creationist Retards Say Dinosaurs Were On Noah's Ark

post #1 of 114
5/26/07 at 11:59pm
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070526/...s1AqOKJY7MWM0F

Creationists shouldn't be allowed to hold jobs in important fields like aircraft control, school teaching and hamburger flipping.
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post #2 of 114
5/27/07 at 12:04am
Can't wait to see how Aronofsky handles this part of the story.
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post #3 of 114
5/27/07 at 12:06am
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Creationism is stupid. Give up! Give up!
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post #4 of 114
5/27/07 at 12:23am
Devin'll be sorry when they find a fossilized piece of Noah in a T-Rex fossil's asshole bone.
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post #5 of 114
5/27/07 at 12:49am
I thought everyone knew this already?
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post #6 of 114
5/27/07 at 12:52am
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post #7 of 114
5/27/07 at 12:54am
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Phil!

huh?
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post #8 of 114
5/27/07 at 1:10am
Yeah, struggling to get that one, too.
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post #9 of 114
5/27/07 at 1:12am
Preview of the innards. I know it's my distant ancestor I'm talking about, but I'd totally hit that Eve.
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post #10 of 114
5/27/07 at 1:22am
So that's what Rhona Mitra is up too.
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post #11 of 114
5/27/07 at 1:29am
Maybe he is saying that you are "Preaching to the choir". What that is supposed to mean, I don't know.
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post #12 of 114
5/27/07 at 1:35am
Shit. That was a joke for another thread. Sorry gents.
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post #13 of 114
5/27/07 at 1:49am
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Three of 10 Republican presidential candidates said in a recent debate that they did not believe in evolution.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure not a single one is bug-fuck crazy enough to say that dinos were on Noah's Ark. And if they do, I'll eat my Jurrasic Park hat. And it's a nice hat.
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post #14 of 114
5/27/07 at 1:51am
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Originally Posted by devincf
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070526/...s1AqOKJY7MWM0F

Creationists shouldn't be allowed to hold jobs in important fields like aircraft control, school teaching and hamburger flipping.
They're apparently running the Dept. of Justice, so for now, Hardees is safe.
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post #15 of 114
5/27/07 at 1:55am
I really wanna visit this sideshow. But I've sworn to never set foot in kentucky. dammit.
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post #16 of 114
5/27/07 at 2:34am
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A Gallup poll last year showed almost half of Americans believe that humans did not evolve but were created by God in their present form within the last 10,000 years.
That's one ominous glass of half empty right there. But on the bright side, Noah:Savior of the Dinosaurs playset, will be available just in time for Christmas.

Action figures sold seperately.
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post #17 of 114
5/27/07 at 2:43am
I have an even better "theory". Noah left the Dinosaurs behind to drown, and that's what caused their extinction. Think I'll get published in Nature?
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post #18 of 114
5/27/07 at 2:59am
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Originally Posted by JuddL
I have an even better "theory". Noah left the Dinosaurs behind to drown, and that's what caused their extinction.[/I]?
That's totally what I would do if I was Noah. "Fuck ye, predators."
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post #19 of 114
5/27/07 at 3:06am
Evolutionism has no excuse. It's just stupid. The fucked up thing about it is that I used to think it was funny, like a joke or something. Then I went and visited my Dad down in Jax, FL. Dude, it's real. Take it for serious. Call it for what it is - - - stupiddd!!1!!
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post #20 of 114
5/27/07 at 3:46am
I can't even get myself worked up any more. It's fucking 2007 and not only don't we have flying cars powered by cold fusion, billions of people still believe in this kind of nonsense. It's so depressing.
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post #21 of 114
5/27/07 at 6:15am
I think The Lost World showed us it was impossible to keep dinosaurs on a boat for any extended period of time.
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post #22 of 114
5/27/07 at 7:51am


Rejection of God's word led to
Gears of War
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post #23 of 114
5/27/07 at 10:25am
I would go to this, just to write about it, if I didn't want to give these fuckers twenty-five dollars for the admission price.
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post #24 of 114
5/27/07 at 12:02pm
I don't know what the big deal is. Noah only had to fit two Brachiosaurus on a 300 cubit ark, not all of them.

Suddenly, I see the best video game ever. Tetris, with dinosaurs.
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post #25 of 114
5/27/07 at 12:09pm
Let them think whatever they please, not even in an american theocracy will the authorities start getting behind this bullshit.
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post #26 of 114
5/27/07 at 6:23pm
Why aren't these creationists listening to their preeminent scientist Michael Crichton?

* I know Luca S already dropped Crichton's work in this thread, I just wanted to give him the title.
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post #27 of 114
5/27/07 at 8:52pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu
I would go to this, just to write about it, if I didn't want to give these fuckers twenty-five dollars for the admission price.
Call them up and see if you can cover it as a journalist.
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post #28 of 114
5/27/07 at 9:08pm
twenty five bucks?!

fuck that noise.
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post #29 of 114
5/28/07 at 7:55pm
The best part about Creationism is that it totally contradict the book of Genesis. The book never says when anything happens or even how long anything took to happen. Even the 7 days of creation are not days, but time periods. The two Trees of creation mean that the story can't even be historical, but must be allegory. The tree of knowledge is the Law, and the tree of life is the Messiah, so they can't really physically be eating the fruit of the law. The biggest problem that Creationism has with Genesis is Genesis 4, which talk about wives, other people, lands, and cities.

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Genesis 4:13 Cain said to the LORD, "My punishment is more than I can bear. 14 Today you are driving me from the land, and I will be hidden from your presence; I will be a restless wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me."

15 But the LORD said to him, "Not so [e] ; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over." Then the LORD put a mark on Cain so that no one who found him would kill him. 16 So Cain went out from the LORD's presence and lived in the land of Nod, [f] east of Eden.

17 Cain lay with his wife, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Enoch. Cain was then building a city, and he named it after his son Enoch. 18 To Enoch was born Irad, and Irad was the father of Mehujael, and Mehujael was the father of Methushael, and Methushael was the father of Lamech.

19 Lamech married two women, one named Adah and the other Zillah. 20 Adah gave birth to Jabal; he was the father of those who live in tents and raise livestock. 21 His brother's name was Jubal; he was the father of all who play the harp and flute. 22 Zillah also had a son, Tubal-Cain, who forged all kinds of tools out of [g] bronze and iron. Tubal-Cain's sister was Naamah.

23 Lamech said to his wives,
"Adah and Zillah, listen to me;
wives of Lamech, hear my words.
I have killed [h] a man for wounding me,
a young man for injuring me.

24 If Cain is avenged seven times,
then Lamech seventy-seven times."

25 Adam lay with his wife again, and she gave birth to a son and named him Seth, [i] saying, "God has granted me another child in place of Abel, since Cain killed him." 26 Seth also had a son, and he named him Enosh.
At that time men began to call on [j] the name of the LORD.
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post #30 of 114
5/28/07 at 7:58pm
On the flip side those most Evolutionist are not any smarter. As they seem to learn Evolution from X-men comic books, and not real science.
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post #31 of 114
5/29/07 at 5:31pm
Except the folks at the National Center for Science Education aren't trying to tell us that Jean Grey actually existed and rose from the dead to become the Phoenix and proceed to consume an entire solar system for lunch.
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post #32 of 114
5/29/07 at 6:45pm
This would all be funny if so many people didn't believe it to be true. I weep for humanity.
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post #33 of 114
5/29/07 at 7:16pm
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Originally Posted by Overlord
I weep for humanity.
Well, if it's any consolation, that stupid Georgia cunt (sorry for the 'c' word, but this lady deserves it) had her "Please ban Harry Potter from our schools because my kids will turn into witches" case lose big time.

Reason actually wins one for a change!:

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At Tuesday's hearing, Mallory argued in part that witchcraft is a religion practiced by some people and, therefore, the books should be banned because reading them in school violates the constitutional separation of church and state.

"I have a dream that God will be welcomed back in our schools again," Mallory said. "I think we need him."

Mallory said she has testimony from children who have read the Harry Potter books and have thought about acting out spells described in the books.

"They don't want the Easter Bunny's power," Mallory said. "The children in our generation want Harry's power, and they're getting it."
So, she thinks the Potter books should be banned based on separation of church and state, but also thinks we need to "welcome God back into our schools"...

Again, what a cunt. And the Easter Bunny?!?!? Kids are getting Harry Potter's powers? WTF?
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post #34 of 114
5/29/07 at 7:22pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
Well, if it's any consolation, that stupid Georgia cunt (sorry for the 'c' word, but this lady deserves it) had her "Please ban Harry Potter from our schools because my kids will turn into witches" case lose big time.
Thanks. I feel better, even though this minor victory is similar to holding a candle up to the night's sky.
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post #35 of 114
5/29/07 at 9:01pm
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark
Except the folks at the National Center for Science Education aren't trying to tell us that Jean Grey actually existed and rose from the dead to become the Phoenix and proceed to consume an entire solar system for lunch.
True, but the Evolution through “mutation” posts don't really help win arguments. My point being is if you don't know what the facts are why are you talking?

The biggest problem is that you have people on both side making evolution out to be a religious argument and not a scientific argument. The bible does not say anything about how life came about, when it came about, or how long anything took. The whole evolution argument is a result of total stupidity on both sides.
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post #36 of 114
5/29/07 at 9:55pm
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Originally Posted by eenin
The bible does not say anything about how life came about, when it came about, or how long anything took.
Yes, it does. In Genesis.
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post #37 of 114
5/29/07 at 10:02pm
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Originally Posted by Overlord
Yes, it does. In Genesis.
No it does not. The book say that God created the world in 7 time periods and that is all. The whole days is something of a miss translation. The book say that Adam was made of the earth, and most people seem to take that to mean from the grown or dirt, but again the word use can mean more then that. It could mean from anything of the world, like a plant or animal.
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post #38 of 114
5/29/07 at 10:58pm
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Originally Posted by devincf
Creationist Dinosaurs Say Retards Were On Noah's Ark
Fixed.
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post #39 of 114
5/30/07 at 10:44am
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Originally Posted by eenin
The bible does not say anything about how life came about.
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Originally Posted by eenin
The book say that God created the world
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Originally Posted by eenin
or how long anything took.
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Originally Posted by eenin
The book say that God created the world in 7 time periods
Maybe you need a little time to gather your thoughts.
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post #40 of 114
5/30/07 at 11:20am
Attendance was over 4000 at the opening.
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post #41 of 114
5/30/07 at 2:35pm
""The children in our generation want Harry's power, and they're getting it."

Really? Sign me up!
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post #42 of 114
5/30/07 at 3:40pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
That's it. There should be a course in library school that teaches future librarians how to sense these people from 20 yards. Nutbar Radar 101. The follow-up course would include sections on how to staple a copy of the ALA Library Bill of Rights to the foreheads of said nutbars.

Far more useful than management principles, and I spent a whole semester on that.
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post #43 of 114
5/30/07 at 3:46pm
The Demon-Haunted World should be required reading in all sixth grade classrooms.
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post #44 of 114
5/30/07 at 3:48pm
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Originally Posted by The LD
Attendance was over 4000 at the opening.
I'd be willing to bet that was the first time in a museum of any type for those 4,000...
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post #45 of 114
5/30/07 at 3:50pm
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Originally Posted by Seabass Inna Bun
The Demon-Haunted World should be required reading in all sixth grade classrooms.
Sadly, there's more chances that the Malleus Maleficarum becomes a required reading than the Sagan book.
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post #46 of 114
5/30/07 at 4:18pm
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Originally Posted by eenin
No it does not. The book say that God created the world in 7 time periods and that is all. The whole days is something of a miss translation.
The thing is that this bunch of creationist retards is so reactionary and medieval it explicitly claims that the world was created in six 24-hour days.
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post #47 of 114
5/30/07 at 4:32pm
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Originally Posted by Darq Gus
Suddenly, I see the best video game ever. Tetris, with dinosaurs.
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post #48 of 114
5/30/07 at 5:16pm
The Angry Nintendo Nerd had a review for that.

Looks amazing.
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post #49 of 114
5/30/07 at 6:11pm
i own it and have played it. it is amazing. my favorite game was Throw Baby Moses in the River, though Run Around and Get All the Animals for Noah's Ark Without Fallin To Your Death was fun too. and by fun, i mean i immediately wanted to melt the game down into a plastic bullet and shoot the man who thought of this idea.
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post #50 of 114
5/31/07 at 9:02am
there was room for dinosaurs now, could there be a bigger fuck you to unicorns?
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