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Cop steals pot, gets paranoid then calls 911

post #1 of 18
5/27/07 at 1:59am
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I don't know if this is old or not but it's hilarious.

"Time is...slowing down..."

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f4_1179038976
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post #2 of 18
5/27/07 at 3:41am
Whatever his weed was laced with, I want some.
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post #3 of 18
5/27/07 at 4:16am
It's great how the newscasters were cracking up.
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post #4 of 18
5/27/07 at 4:25am
Love the off camera snort.
Here is the full recording.
http://badjojo.com/viewVideo.php?video_id=3762&vpkey=
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post #5 of 18
5/27/07 at 9:00am
Quote:
Originally Posted by 911 Operator
Okay, but brownie-wise?
A fair question.
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post #6 of 18
5/27/07 at 4:36pm
All I can say is that is fucking hilarious. Both the 911 call and the newscaster snorting in a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
Edited to add** The full tape MUST be heard. IT MUST. / Whats the score to the redwings game?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /
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post #7 of 18
5/27/07 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by stelios
Whatever his weed was laced with, I want some.
I don't think it was laced with anything, it's pretty easy to eat too much pot when you're baking it and you're inexperienced. I've downright hallucinated from eating too many special brownies before, and while it isn't fun, you feel fine in a few hours.

He just freaked out and blew it, and now we are all entertained.
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post #8 of 18
5/27/07 at 7:05pm
Yeah it doesn't have to be laced with anything to really fuck with an inexperienced user, particularly when you eat the stuff.
We had a german back packer who was staying with us raid the fridge and eat all our "Special Brownies" and she got similarly fucked up and called Rescue. We found her curled up in the bay window clutching a phone and a bible completely unable to fathom why all of time had suddenly stopped and all the blinking lights in the house looked really, really awesome.
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post #9 of 18
5/27/07 at 11:49pm
Fucking Germans.
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post #10 of 18
5/28/07 at 4:47am
Damn straight. If you don't know what you are doing, brownies will mess you up. One of my friends in college ate eight brownies in one sitting.

He ended up balled up in a corner in the bathroom, then he shat and pissed on himself.
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post #11 of 18
5/28/07 at 4:56am
Why is it always brownies? Why not donuts or biscotti?
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post #12 of 18
5/28/07 at 1:14pm
You guys must have some seriously potent weed over there, because although brownies hit me harder than simply smoking it, I never got even near as stoned as that cop was. And although I'm not heavily into weed, I've done my fair share.
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post #13 of 18
6/3/07 at 5:19pm
I love the sudden "What's the score on the Red Wings game?"
"Huh?"
Followed by "I just want to know if I'm having a weird hallucination or something?"
"Why, what score do you see?"
"It's 3 to 3."
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post #14 of 18
6/3/07 at 6:10pm
When i read the thread title I thought it would be some Slaughterhouse-like story of a policeman stealing a teapot and getting shot for that.
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post #15 of 18
6/3/07 at 6:19pm
One time some friends and I drove up to this campground for a work weekend and we made brownies. But we made them too well - they tasted just like yummy brownies and you couldn't taste the weed. I was nibbling at them the whole fucking car ride and by the time I got to the camp I was freaked the fuck out - I saw Satan in the clouds. It was pretty hilarious.
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post #16 of 18
6/3/07 at 8:02pm
All of my friends mellow out when smoking weed but when I smoked it (and I haven't in about 2 years) I always got ridiculously high and paranoid. Running and jumping and trying to flip and all sorts of things.
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post #17 of 18
6/3/07 at 8:46pm
Yeah. Some people just shouldn't touch the shit. Full stop. Last time I smoked I freaked out so insanely that my friend took me to the hospital to get me checked out. When they refused to treat me, I ran off to wonder in the parking lot, and eventually ended up having a 10-minute conversation with a truck that I was certain possessed the meaning of life.
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post #18 of 18
6/14/07 at 1:57am
i did not understand anything
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