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The Loch Ness Monster returns!

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe....ap/index.html

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Fabled monster caught on video
POSTED: 8:43 p.m. EDT, May 31, 2007


EDINBURGH, Scotland (AP) -- Like tartan, bagpipes, and shortbread Scotland's Loch Ness Monster is as much an emblem as a tourist draw.

And now Nessie's back.

An amateur scientist has captured what Loch Ness Monster watchers say is among the finest footage ever taken of the elusive mythical creature reputed to swim beneath the waters of Scotland's most mysterious lake.

"I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this jet black thing, about 45-feet (15 meters) long, moving fairly fast in the water," said Gordon Holmes, the 55-year-old a lab technician from Shipley, Yorkshire, who took the video this past Saturday.

He said it moved at about 6 mph (10 kph) and kept a fairly straight course.

"My initial thought is it could be a very big eel, they have serpent-like features and they may explain all the sightings in Loch Ness over the years."

Loch Ness is surrounded by myth and mystery, as it is the largest and deepest inland expanse of water in Britain. About 750 feet (230 meters) to the bottom, it's even deeper than the North Sea.

Nessie watcher and marine biologist Adrian Shine of the Loch Ness 2000 center in Drumnadrochit, on the shores of the lake, viewed the video and hopes to properly analyze it in the coming months.

"I see myself as a skeptical interpreter of what happens in the loch, but I do keep an open mind about these things and there is no doubt this is some of the best footage I have seen," Shine said.

He said the video is particularly useful because Holmes panned back to get the background shore into the shot. That means it was less likely to be a fake and provided geographical bearings allowing one to calculate how big the creature was and how fast it was traveling.

While many sightings can be attributed to a drop of the local whisky, legends of Scottish monsters date back to one of the founders of the Christian church in Scotland, St. Columba, who wrote of them in about 565 A.D.

More recently, there have been more than 4,000 purported Nessie sightings since she was first caught on camera by a surgeon on vacation in the 1930s.

Since then, the faithful have speculated whether it is a completely unknown species, a sturgeon -- even though they have not been native to Scotland's waters for many years -- or even a last surviving dinosaur.

Shine doubts that last explanation.

"There are a number of possible explanations to the sightings in the loch. It could be some biological creature, it could just be the waves of the loch or it could be some psychological phenomenon in as much as we see what we want to see," he said.

But Nessie isn't just an icon of the paranormal -- she's also an emblem of Scottish tourism. She has been the muse for cuddly toys and immortalized on T-shirts and posters showing her classic three-humped image.

The Scottish media is skeptical of Nessie stories but Holmes' footage is of such good quality that even the normally reticent BBC Scotland aired the video on its main news program on Tuesday.
There is video at the link above.
post #2 of 22
The return of the Loch Ness Monster and myers87 in the same week. The sheer awesomeness will destroy the world.
post #3 of 22
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This is now all that much more relevant:

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Originally Posted by myers87
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He owes me tre fidy!!!
post #5 of 22
Nessie was Jack the Ripper: Bullshit...Or Not?
post #6 of 22
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• "Nessie" was first captured on video in the 1930s
I don't understand why everyone's making a fuss over the Loch Ness Monster, and not this remarkable man who apparently had a video camera in the 1930's.
post #7 of 22
Yes, because film wasn't around back then.
post #8 of 22
Strange turn of events... and unsettling at best.
I experienced Nessie eating a character today.

post #9 of 22
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall
Yes, because film wasn't around back then.
Film was around then, and so were fucking hoaxes. I love how the quoted article refers to that famous photo that was debunked years ago.
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I'm English, you should view everything I type as sarcasm.
post #11 of 22
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall
I'm English, you should view everything I type as sarcasm.
Oh, I know. I was just making the point about the article using the 1930s photo as evidence, which is absurd.
post #12 of 22
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall
Yes, because film wasn't around back then.
Video cameras weren't around back then. Or was I missing the angle of your sarcasm?
post #13 of 22
You have no idea how fucking giddy this makes me.
post #14 of 22
Yeeeah, I still ain't buying it.
post #15 of 22
For some reason the website won't lemme play the fucking video, even after I upgraded my windows media player. Anybody know if this footage is available elsewhere?
post #16 of 22
I would think you already know you must register at the site to view the video. Your firewall perhaps?
I can't seem to locate it elsewhere.
That's all I got.
post #17 of 22
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Originally Posted by witchesbrew
I would think you already know you must register at the site to view the video.
It's CNN.com. It's a free video, no registration required.

Are you using Firefox? Give that a shot. Plays fine for me.
post #18 of 22
Try this:
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/ap/st...P_ID=D8PFISLG0
Click on "Launch Video". Mid-Right. Some history is included, but you can view the video.
post #19 of 22
Whatever it is, it's animate.

However, that doesn't mean it's a dinosaur. It could be a sturgeon, or even an otter.

I'm going to Loch Ness for my honeymoon (staying at a cottage on the shores), so I'll keep my eyes open. When I'm not fucking, that is.
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Originally Posted by erik myers
I'm going to Loch Ness for my honeymoon (staying at a cottage on the shores), so I'll keep my eyes open. When I'm not fucking, that is.
You fuck with your eyes closed?
post #21 of 22
When I was fucking my ex, you'd better believe my eyes were closed. There at the end, she became good friends with entire tubs of Kool Whip. And I don't mean that in a sexy way, either.

When I go to Loch Ness, expect a flurry of new photos, given my tendency to backstroke nude with an erection.

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Originally Posted by erik myers
Whatever it is, it's animate.

However, that doesn't mean it's a dinosaur. It could be a sturgeon, or even an otter.
The guy described it as 45 feet long, man. Even if he's off by ten feet or so that's still waaay too large for either of those.
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