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post #1 of 34
Thread Starter 
It's only 6 months in, but I think TB Guy has this one sewn up.
post #2 of 34
Now if only Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Nicole Ritchie would suck his cock while he coughed all over them.
post #3 of 34
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Originally Posted by devincf
It's only 6 months in, but I think TB Guy has this one sewn up.
He's got my vote, as well. Douchebag of the lowest caliber. I hope they press charges.
post #4 of 34
The whole thing about his father being some scientist studying tuberculosis or something is awfully suspicious. Someone needs to call Jack Bauer in on this.
post #5 of 34
I'm reserving judgement. According to Diane Sawyer, regarding the upcoming TV interview:

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"He talks at length about the decision first of all to go abroad, to hold his wedding abroad, and … there is a tape recording of the meeting that he had with health officials, and they say it confirms completely their view that it was all right for him to travel."
I'd say the buck stops with the "health officials" if they gave him a pass.
post #6 of 34
Thread Starter 
Is there a video of him sneaking back into the US after they called him in Rome and told him not to come the fuck back?
post #7 of 34
My fault for misreading. Upon further review, he's definitely on the short list.

Homeland Security also gets a gold star for their fine work.
post #8 of 34
Do any of you chaps know where in Europe he is supposed to have been? I can find only generic references. Europe is a big place and I live in a bit of it. Haven't had mass panic and a knee-jerk health scare here for, ooh, at least a couple of years.
post #9 of 34
Watched the interview with him and his wife on Good Morning America.

He's a fucking lock. What a douchebag.

--EDIT--

Oh, and he was in Prague.
post #10 of 34
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Originally Posted by tandem
I'd say the buck stops with the "health officials" if they gave him a pass.
"Hmm...communicable, untreatable, drug-resisitant, deadly disease...crossing the Atlantic enclosed in a big metal tube with a few dozen innocent, oblivious people...this can't fail."
post #11 of 34
My favorite part is the Homeland Insecurity guy who overrides the big flashing warning screen when he runs the guy's passport through because the guy "looked healthy." I suppose only having the guy doubled-over with tubeneck would have made him trust the database. Otherwise, what's the point of flagging and scanning passports? Welcome to the prologue of 28 DAYS LATER, you proud, proud government worker.
post #12 of 34
i vote total douche.
post #13 of 34
Had this guy been Hispanic or black, the media would've asked for a public lynching.
post #14 of 34
I'm excited about the inevitable made-for-TB movie.
post #15 of 34
What a dick. It's weird, though, that his father-in-law specializes in disease-resistant TB.

"Marry my daughter, you fuck? I'll show you."
post #16 of 34
I also just read that he's a personal-injury lawyer. Irony just exploded.
post #17 of 34
I hear he's going to represent the other passengers in a lawsuit against the airline for not providing proper health safeguards.

(I know, I made this joke in another thread)
post #18 of 34
Yeah, also not funny there. The lawyer status does add to his hateability. I disagree with Nelson, though-- his status as privileged white lawyer who travels widely and endangers everybody will make him a very convenient-- and very deserved-- punching bag.

And to his wife: congratulations! You're now married to the boy in the plastic bubble.

I saw in the paper how much the quarantine and airbus ride are costing, and his health insurer made sure to have it spelled out that they were paying the freight. That's a predictable move in the current SICKO climate, but isn't this the time where you wish on principle alone that they weren't paying the bills.
post #19 of 34
Now THAT would have been a good episode of House.
post #20 of 34
It was an episode of House.

Well, kind of.
post #21 of 34
Seeing how he's endangered the public health with complete disregard. Yeah he gets the vote so far.
post #22 of 34
And just think... lawyers were on the upswing.
post #23 of 34
Even more reprehensible is the manner in which he's setting himself up to be the real victim here:

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Speaker said he had been told before the beginning of his trip -- which included his wedding -- that in order to fight his illness, "I had one shot, and that was going to be in Denver," at the National Jewish Medical and Research Center, which specializes in treating drug-resistant forms of TB. If he was somewhere else and was not given the exact right mixture of drugs, he said, "That was it, they blew my last shot."
Sounds like National Jewish Medical and Research Center is about to be sued.

This jackass should be fed to the Rage infected monkeys currently being held in the recesses of the CDC... as should the Border Patrol that let him slip back into the country.
post #24 of 34
At the end of the day, don't TB infested carriers have the right to have fun and travel? Think about the childern ...
post #25 of 34
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Speaker said he had been told before the beginning of his trip -- which included his wedding -- that in order to fight his illness, "I had one shot, and that was going to be in Denver," at the National Jewish Medical and Research Center, which specializes in treating drug-resistant forms of TB. If he was somewhere else and was not given the exact right mixture of drugs, he said, "That was it, they blew my last shot."
Then he should have went to fucking Denver instead of going on a trip to Europe. This guy is digging his hole deeper and deeper.
post #26 of 34
But... but... but this was his last shot. Don't you see?

Seriously, the more I think about this, the more pissed I get.
post #27 of 34
I wish him a slow, painful non-recovery.
post #28 of 34
You know why this thread works well? Because the first post shows Devin's name, his retarded little cartoon, and the words Cocksucker of the Year all together. No one else could have done it better Devin.

devincf
YOUR USE OF HYPERBOLE IS GIVING ME CANCER

Cocksucker of the Year
post #29 of 34
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica
At the end of the day, don't TB infested carriers have the right to have fun and travel? Think about the childern ...
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
post #30 of 34
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
So you're pro-slavery.
post #31 of 34
Spock wasn't pro-slavery! Goatee-Spock maybe, but not the real deal.

I can't imagine what someone would have to do in the next six months to rob Typhoid Lawyer of his CotY title. Spoiling The Deathly Hallows or getting drunk and rambling on about Jews to a couple of cops looks pretty tame next to this.
post #32 of 34
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica
So you're pro-slavery.
If quoting Star Trek II in reference to some douchebag risking creating an epidemic so he can have a special wedding can be construed as pro-slavery, sure, what the hell. That's a logical conclusion to make.
post #33 of 34
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade
If quoting Star Trek II in reference to some douchebag risking creating an epidemic so he can have a special wedding can be construed as pro-slavery, sure, what the hell. That's a logical conclusion to make.
Well if you admit to it, what else can I say? That's pretty horrible BTW, did you know the South lost?
post #34 of 34
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica
Well if you admit to it, what else can I say? That's pretty horrible BTW, did you know the South lost?
I heard they're totally gonna rise again.
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