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Doritos X-13D -- "We don't know what it is, either"

post #1 of 47
6/1/07 at 7:53pm
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Just saw these on the shelf at the grocery store, stared for 5 minutes trying to disbelieve them out of existence. But, no luck.

Behold the X-13D Taste Experiment: Taste It. Name It.

The conversation between the food labs and the marketing division are too easy to imagine. Most start, "Huh, what's this taste like to you?" and include "Fuck if I'm putting that in my mouth."
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post #2 of 47
6/1/07 at 8:29pm


Let the hilarity begin!
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post #3 of 47
6/1/07 at 9:07pm
I also stared at them for 5 minutes, but didn't buy them.
Anyone have any idea what they taste like (other than Doritos or Taint)?
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post #4 of 47
6/1/07 at 9:08pm
Spicy. Yet cheesey. With a hint of spice. Through the cheese.
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post #5 of 47
6/1/07 at 9:38pm
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post #6 of 47
6/1/07 at 9:49pm
I saw them and thought they were space chips. You know, like space ice cream.
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post #7 of 47
6/1/07 at 9:52pm
They taste like McDonald's.
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post #8 of 47
6/1/07 at 10:14pm
My friends and I determined they tasted like cheeseburger. Not real cheeseburger like In N' Out but fake like AM/PM. I shouldn't have bought these, but when I'm shitfaced loaded I find it hard to resist strange and mysterious junk food.
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post #9 of 47
6/2/07 at 12:01am
I know a couple of salesmen/vendors for Frito-Lay and they told me that it's supposed to taste like an All-American Cheeseburger. One of them said if you look at the ingredients, it looks like they threw everything they use for their chips into the mix.

The one who posted that it tastes like McDonalds is pretty accurate.
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post #10 of 47
6/2/07 at 12:13am
I was too busy scanning the shadows for zombies to enter a name.
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post #11 of 47
6/2/07 at 1:58am
Yeah, they're suppose to be cheesburger, my friend actually texted the number and that's what they sent back.

And they suck.
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post #12 of 47
6/2/07 at 3:13am
They tasted to me like potato salad.
They're fairly sickening.
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post #13 of 47
6/2/07 at 3:57am


Delicious
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post #14 of 47
6/2/07 at 5:33am
Close to two years ago I came home and there was a heavy un-marked box at my front door.

When I opened it there was a smaller, shinier box inside. It was the Mountain Dew energy drink which was still nameless at the time but for some reason I got sent a 6 pack way in advanced.

6 silver, unnamed cans. Just the "model" name I guess.

It was rather odd drinking something that the general public didn't know about...I believe it was labeled Mountain Dew something something X.

And when it came out it was called MDX. I guess all our name suggestions really really blew.
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post #15 of 47
6/2/07 at 5:40am


I feel so involved!
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post #16 of 47
6/2/07 at 6:50am


Strangely, it actually tastes almost exactly like Paris Hilton's tongue.
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post #17 of 47
6/2/07 at 9:11am
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post #18 of 47
6/2/07 at 9:28am
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post #19 of 47
6/2/07 at 9:52am
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post #20 of 47
6/2/07 at 10:20am
You people are insane. They are cheeseburger flavored and FUCKING DELICIOUS!
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post #21 of 47
6/2/07 at 10:24am
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post #22 of 47
6/2/07 at 11:27am
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post #23 of 47
6/2/07 at 12:13pm
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Richard Dickson again.

They're really not good, overpowering pickle flavor.
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post #24 of 47
6/2/07 at 12:43pm
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post #25 of 47
6/2/07 at 1:23pm
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post #26 of 47
6/3/07 at 12:20am
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post #27 of 47
6/3/07 at 12:40am
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post #28 of 47
6/3/07 at 12:51am
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post #29 of 47
6/4/07 at 10:40am
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post #30 of 47
6/4/07 at 11:08am
Man, you guys get a copy of Photoshop for Christmas and you're itching for any fucking chance to use it.

On the topic of the chips, anything that tastes strongly of pickles and day old meat can't be that good.

I don't expect them to last past the summer.
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post #31 of 47
6/4/07 at 12:35pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anderson
Man, you guys get a copy of Photoshop for Christmas and you're itching for any fucking chance to use it.

On the topic of the chips, anything that tastes strongly of pickles and day old meat can't be that good.

I don't expect them to last past the summer.
I used regular old MS Paint, friend.
and every time I think back to that bag o' chips I shudder,
not a good thing for a product.
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post #32 of 47
6/4/07 at 2:25pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anderson
Man, you guys get a copy of Photoshop for Christmas and you're itching for any fucking chance to use it.
This is all done on their site. We're just taking screen shots.
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post #33 of 47
6/4/07 at 3:34pm
Not the dude who left a map of Hawaii all over the bag.
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post #34 of 47
6/4/07 at 3:36pm
Hey, I can't help it if Peter North has a huge signature. Dorito's shouldn't have asked him to make a flavour.
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post #35 of 47
6/4/07 at 3:37pm


meh.
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post #36 of 47
6/4/07 at 3:43pm
Aw, they took the site down. It's almost like they thought people were abusing it and posting pictures of their bag with inappropriate words on it. Paranoid fuckers.
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post #37 of 47
6/4/07 at 4:18pm
Damn, I just learned that place existed.

At least, there's still the site where you can make the kitty pictures.
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post #38 of 47
6/4/07 at 5:53pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greg David
Aw, they took the site down. It's almost like they thought people were abusing it and posting pictures of their bag with inappropriate words on it. Paranoid fuckers.
Damn! There goes my Turk-182 and HUGBEES brand chips.
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post #39 of 47
6/4/07 at 6:07pm
Damn, I wanted to do the voice-over thing.
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post #40 of 47
6/4/07 at 9:51pm
NOT GONE

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post #41 of 47
6/4/07 at 9:59pm
It's back. Weird. Let the hilarity recommence!

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post #42 of 47
6/5/07 at 4:26pm
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post #43 of 47
6/8/07 at 1:03pm
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post #44 of 47
6/8/07 at 2:06pm


Or the alternate:

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post #45 of 47
6/8/07 at 3:06pm
Paris Hilton died?
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post #46 of 47
6/9/07 at 8:54am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy Jankis
Paris Hilton died?
Fuck.
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post #47 of 47
6/11/07 at 2:18am
Don't have Photoshop on this computer, so bear with me:

Lil' Simpson homage.
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