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Thread Starter 
How do you feed the monkey?

I'm a chat mod for an online roleplaying game.
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Self-employed graphic designer.
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I hope someone is a Voltage Meter Reader, 'cause THAT is current employment.
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Traffic & Weather reporter/Emergency Alert Channel at XM Radio, baby!
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Operations Manager for a print-brokerage firm. Beats diggin' ditches, as they say.
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I’m terrible at multitasking so I've been in a pattern the last 4 years of working for a year, then take a year off to work on my movie. I'm in the make a movie part of the cycle for another 3 weeks then I'll start looking for work again.

Last Job I had was at a warehouse/depot for an electrical cable manufacturer. So I almost make Nicks joke work.
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GA at University Financial Aid. I get to smile and tell people that they can't afford college.
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Interning at a design studio which pays dick, and doing building renovations in my spare time in the apartment building I'm in.
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I'm a banker/loan officer.
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College Student and manager at Petsmart, where fucking pets are family! yay
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Construction.
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Unemployed! It's a full time job. But usually bounce between freelance tv/film work in New York City, just in a bit of a rough patch at the moment.
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Preschool teacher, two-year-olds specifically. And yes, you have to be completely insane to do this for a living. Having the patience of Mother Theresa helps.
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Janitor at CHUD World Headquarters...non-union.
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Art Director for a company that creates training games and programs for corporations; I also am a freelance commercial/graphic artist and designer.
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Weekdays, interning at a production company that some of you guys would kill to see the inside of.

Weekends, shoveling popcorn at a movie theater and watching movies for free.
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Outsourced call-center slave for Comcast.



Please kill me.
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Director of Media Ministries for a church. I get to play with Video Toasters and multi-track audio stuff and get paid for it besides.
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
I hope someone is a Voltage Meter Reader, 'cause THAT is current employment.
Goddammit. I came in here to make a joke that I'm a wave watcher.
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bartender at largest casino in Oklahoma (Riverwind)

I also shoot videos (weddings, concerts, music videos, live events) for cash

I want to make a living writing, but that is still in the works. Freelancing is hard.
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Test listener for Mr. Mister.
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Originally Posted by Stormin
Weekdays, interning at a production company that some of you guys would kill to see the inside of.
Color me curious - which one is it?

And me = keyboard tester.
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I entertain Shia LaBeouf and Justin Long for a living.
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Direct and edit commercials and music videos for my own production company.
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Chief Software Architect for one of the countless divisions in a super large multinational corporation.
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Professional bum... I'm typing this from a bench at the park where I sleep. Oh... and a porn star on the weekends.
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Courtesy at a grocery store.
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Journalism student.

I am constantly attacked by deadlines on a number of voluntary media work. All the stress, none of the pay.
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Supervisor of a youth fitness centre at a gym. I might be taking on the manager position soon though.
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Originally Posted by devincf
I entertain Shia LaBeouf and Justin Long for a living.
Nice.

I'm a freelance graphic designer/animator/web designer. I'd like to stay strictly animator, but my insistence on never living in Los Angeles again puts a damper on that idea.
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Sales Manager/Facilitator for a leadership training company.

Shameless plug: http://www.wowleadership.ca
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Helicopter mechanic/inspector. Cobras and Hueys.
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Computer Science Graduate Student
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I'm a Peformance Manager at an asset manager (hedge funds and mutual funds) in the City. And I just finished up three years of studying (and exam taking) to be a CFA charterholder (assuming I passed the 6 hour exam I took yesterday)!
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Horse vet.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
I hope someone is a Voltage Meter Reader, 'cause THAT is current employment.
White water rafting guide?
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Non-snarky answer:

I'm a law clerk by day and a law student by night. Despite the time commitment I enjoy it, but I wish it were as creatively charged as what a lot of you fine people get to do.
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Finishing up my PhD, teaching college courses, and doing research on the human visual system. Yay for science!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
I hope someone is a Voltage Meter Reader, 'cause THAT is current employment.
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade
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I loved this guy when he played TE for the Chiefs.
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Originally Posted by jay f
classy.

Mortgage Analyst for Wells Fargo. Yeah, I read all the shit you had to sign.
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero
Non-snarky answer:

I'm a law clerk by day and a law student by night. Despite the time commitment I enjoy it, but I wish it were as creatively charged as what a lot of you fine people get to do.
He is... The Paralegal... coming soon.
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Attorney.
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Technical Project Manager at a benefits consulting firm.
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Outdoor Education Instructor/Artistic Coordinator
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Office Jockey

Real Answer:

Conflict checker for Arbitrations, Private Trials and Discoveries at an alternative dispute resolution company
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Aerospace engineer for an airline.
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Lead Internal Auditor at a Hotel/Conference Center.
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Originally Posted by Greg David
Preschool teacher, two-year-olds specifically. And yes, you have to be completely insane to do this for a living. Having the patience of Mother Theresa helps.
I read this after seeing your patience worn down to nothing in the Salma Hayek thread, and it gave me a good laugh.

Every guy has a breaking point. I guess Miyagi just found yours faster than the preschoolers...
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