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post #51 of 112
6/4/07 at 5:15am
It says something about a guy when he's more patience-taxing than ten two-year-olds.
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post #52 of 112
6/4/07 at 5:32am
So, basically...what you're saying is that if Mother Theresa were alive, she would shoot Miyagi in the face, right?
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post #53 of 112
6/4/07 at 5:35am
I think she'd empty the clip and reload.
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post #54 of 112
6/4/07 at 5:35am
I would pay to see a zombie Mother Theresa movie.
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post #55 of 112
6/4/07 at 8:08am
Computer Systems Architect*


*Fancy way of saying overpaid Computer Programmer
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post #56 of 112
6/4/07 at 8:18am
Admin clerk for the operations department at Universal Orlando.
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post #57 of 112
6/4/07 at 9:17am
Electro looks like he's crapping lighting.
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post #58 of 112
6/4/07 at 9:35am
Until i go back to school in September, photographer, auction writer, and lister for a high end EBay drop center.

Basically, I am become Trish from The 40 Year Old Virgin.
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post #59 of 112
6/4/07 at 9:52am
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade
Is that Manimal, Vincent or one of Dr. Moreau's animal people inked on that guys arm?
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post #60 of 112
6/4/07 at 10:03am
Architectural Technician.

The one who says to the architect and the engineer they both suck.
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post #61 of 112
6/4/07 at 10:09am
Computer programmer for an insurance company. It's boring, but according to a recent Devin article, I'm going to hell when I die, so there's that to look forward to.

Recently, two young Mormons came stumping at my door, and unlike most Americans, I actually enjoy conversing with these young chaps in order to confuse their theology, but when these tie-clad soul-salesmen found out I was a computer programmer, that's all they wanted to talk about. Tragic really. I guess the moral of the story is that working a job that will send you to hell is somehow way more appealling than a life spent in the Church of Latter Day Saints. Nice.
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post #62 of 112
6/4/07 at 10:18am
Teach English/Dutch/history in high school. Nothing's as painful as a cultural reference nobody gets.
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post #63 of 112
6/4/07 at 2:38pm
Tape logger for Paperny Films starting tomorrow.
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post #64 of 112
6/4/07 at 2:47pm
Network Technician at a Business College..

Basically, I sit in my office for 10 hours a day, and surf the web. Boring as hell, but pays decent.
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post #65 of 112
6/4/07 at 3:01pm
IT Consultant

And in a strange bit of fate, I'm about to take an assignment back at my old company that I left in January.
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post #66 of 112
6/4/07 at 3:11pm
my title is marketing coordinator.

that translates to I do the marketing and advertising for over 450 accounts for less pay than if my title was "marketing manager"
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post #67 of 112
6/4/07 at 3:17pm
Publications cog at leading international scientific journal. I help make the smartest people on the planet look like they can formulate complete, comprehensible sentences. Sounds more gratifying than it is, but I get to say "leading international scientific journal" and mean it. Plus some freelance editing and proofreading, though you'd never know it from reading my posts. Off the clock is off the clock.
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post #68 of 112
6/4/07 at 4:08pm
I am the Assistant Program Director for three radio stations in the Southern Indiana market. I am the PD and Morning Host for the AM station that serves the city that I live and work. I also do all of the Graphic Design work for the radio stations. Oh, and I'm also the IT Consultant and the Webmaster.

Yes, I wear many hats... and I get paid for only one of them. But now I can say I have my own set of minions.

I also work part time at Indiana University, Bloomington as a Computer Lab Consultant. It helps pad the pockets a little and is the sole reason I still am able to post on these boards.
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post #69 of 112
6/4/07 at 4:29pm
Trying to make history by choosing/translating/ adapting movie titles into my country's language...

Among others.

And ironically enough, I too will entertain Shia LaBoeuf in a couple of weeks. Only more briefly and succesfully than Devin and from his exact opposite side of the fence.
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post #70 of 112
6/4/07 at 4:37pm
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Originally Posted by Rob Hughes
Network Technician at a Business College..

Basically, I sit in my office for 10 hours a day, and surf the web. Boring as hell, but pays decent.

That's my dream job. I would love to fuck around on the internet all day and get paid for it while doing very little work.
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post #71 of 112
6/4/07 at 4:39pm
For three more weeks, I'm a Reference Librarian at a Catholic university. After that, I become a part-time Research Asisstant (my prof's specialty: feminism and poststructuralist theory as they apply to cataloging and classification. I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's fascinating) while I write my thesis.
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post #72 of 112
6/4/07 at 9:59pm
Peep show door man.



Not really. I am an accounts payable auditor. But a guy can dream can't he?
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post #73 of 112
6/4/07 at 11:46pm
Stay at home dad of a 3 1/2 year old boy.
Yesterday I cleaned up vomit. Three times! In three different locations!
But I also get spontaneous hugs and "I love you daddy" several times a day.
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post #74 of 112
6/5/07 at 12:09am
Account Manager at a Title Insurance Company. Basically I coordinate title business for mortgage companies. The one I work chiefly with (for now) only does reverse mortgages, so the borrowers are a minimum of 62 years old. Most are over 80. And cranky as hell.
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post #75 of 112
6/5/07 at 3:19am
Dammit, Miller gets to meet all the hot chicks!
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post #76 of 112
6/5/07 at 3:47am
I wait tables at a Denny's near my house. It's actually not all that bad. I work graveyard with a couple of my good friends, and we have a lot of fun.
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post #77 of 112
6/5/07 at 4:22am
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Originally Posted by Eric Calkins
Stay at home dad of a 3 1/2 year old boy.
Yesterday I cleaned up vomit. Three times! In three different locations!
But I also get spontaneous hugs and "I love you daddy" several times a day.
That is pretty awesome. As a soon to be daddy, I salute you!
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post #78 of 112
6/5/07 at 10:15am
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Originally Posted by McIrish
Dammit, Miller gets to meet all the hot chicks!
Haha.
I have to say, reading through this thread, it's easy to get very jealous of everyone in their creative positions, or of Judas (I used to be a loan officer, sometimes I miss it, I just don't miss the hours/lack of salary), but I think the guy I'm most jealous of is Eric.
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post #79 of 112
6/5/07 at 10:26am
I stamp out law widgets.
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post #80 of 112
6/5/07 at 10:44am
Manager at Blockbuster.
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post #81 of 112
6/5/07 at 11:09am
Account Executive/Video Editor at a News Monitoring Company. Whew...
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post #82 of 112
6/5/07 at 1:51pm
Fleet Manager for an expedited freight carrier.
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post #83 of 112
6/5/07 at 2:17pm
Business Manager at a GM dealership is the full-time gig, but I announce high-school basketball games during the season (which is a blast), and I also tutor creative writing.
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post #84 of 112
6/5/07 at 3:57pm
Uh, I mean I do play-by-play for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and collect MLBPA pension checks.
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post #85 of 112
6/5/07 at 4:15pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller
Haha.
I have to say, reading through this thread, it's easy to get very jealous of everyone in their creative positions, or of Judas (I used to be a loan officer, sometimes I miss it, I just don't miss the hours/lack of salary), but I think the guy I'm most jealous of is Eric.
The grass is always greener, man. I've been doing it for close to two years now, and as great as it's been, I'm ready for at least a part time job. I miss interacting with adults who aren't stay-at-home moms themselves.
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post #86 of 112
6/5/07 at 4:21pm
Supervisor for the Civil Department at Harris County Justice Court.
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post #87 of 112
6/5/07 at 4:29pm
Freelance artist when I'm not photoshopping baby heads over top of boobs.
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post #88 of 112
6/5/07 at 4:32pm
Attorney

(pure excitement)
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post #89 of 112
6/5/07 at 4:35pm
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Originally Posted by Eric Calkins
Stay at home dad of a 3 1/2 year old boy.
Yesterday I cleaned up vomit. Three times! In three different locations!
But I also get spontaneous hugs and "I love you daddy" several times a day.
Dude, you win.

"Information Technology Professional" at the Canadian Consulate in Atlanta.
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post #90 of 112
6/5/07 at 6:29pm
Video Game Producer.

Currently working on a major sports title for Xbox360/PS3/PS2/PC/PSP/NDS... simultaneously.

And we hit Beta in a couple weeks. I'm not a happy camper.


And I have "daddy duty" (age 3 in July) in the evenings when the wife's at work.
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post #91 of 112
6/5/07 at 8:18pm
Broadcast Associate for CBS Sports
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post #92 of 112
6/5/07 at 8:38pm
2 jobs:

#1: Deputy Division Director in a mid-sized, for-profit, national security-centered research and analysis outfit. I get paid to think about stuff and lead other people who think about stuff.

#2: Pilot in the Navy Reserve. I'm writing this from the lobby of the Guam Hilton, and I leave for New Guinea in a few hours. Good times.
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post #93 of 112
6/5/07 at 8:50pm
Culinary student and line-cook, though I'm between restaurants at the moment.
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post #94 of 112
6/5/07 at 11:39pm
high school teacher
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post #95 of 112
6/6/07 at 1:03am
Currently an Assistant Electrician. Yep. CURRENTly.

Once I get a Masters license, I then plan on going to school to become a paramedic, and would also like to train to become a projectionist. Then when I'm older, get into medicine.

Seriously. High Expectations.
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post #96 of 112
6/7/07 at 1:43am
Just started as a junior solicitor. Otherwise: professional time-waster.
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post #97 of 112
6/7/07 at 2:16am
Thread Starter 
Speaking of work, I'm piss drunk and 45 minutes from being on the clock.

It's going to be a long night.
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post #98 of 112
6/7/07 at 3:48am
Thread Starter 
It didn't take long.

I had to break a 50 at the bar around the corner from my office. My sole intent was to have some small bills for coffee and the bus home. I had two choices: walk around the narrow marsh moat seperating our parking lot from the bar or cut across in the unsure footing of the darkness. Drunk, I cut across hoping the best. I stomped three quarters of the way and stepped knee-deep in a shallow water pass along the way. Fuck.

I arrive and, in order to break the large bill, the bartender requires me to drink. I'm unable to finish the beer, fifteen drinks into the night, on no sleep with six hours of work ahead of me.

Most of that was on the clock. I'm back and ready for nap time.

Don't drink before work.
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post #99 of 112
6/7/07 at 10:46am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
Tape logger for Paperny Films starting tomorrow.
Kink is one of my favourite shows right now. Good luck!
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post #100 of 112
6/7/07 at 10:48am
Currently an admin for the facilities management department at the University. Decent gig, good pay, and the benefits are fantastic.
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