Hey, remember when I tried to weasel an iPod out of you guys? Good times.
Well, now I'm at it again. Sure, I could just buy a 360, but then I probably wouldn't be able to pay my rent. And I'm pretty sure I need a place to play my 360 or learn how to squeeze one inside a laptop and power it off Internet cafes and our most abundant resources: the homeless. But I went to a liberal arts college that never taught me how to get a job that pays well or harness the power of hobo juice.
So I ask that you partake of an offer:
http://xbox360s.freepay.com/?r=38583009
And might I recommend the coffee. Coffee is delicious.
I'm sure this will only earn me scorn and derision but I was getting too well-liked anyway. (Four green boxes? Who do you think I am? Someone who doesn't try to get videogame consoles on the cheap?)
In all seriousness, if you do have a little extra cash and want to give it to a cause that's actually worthy, might I suggest these two?
http://www.savedarfur.org/
http://www.childsplaycharity.org/
Well, now I'm at it again. Sure, I could just buy a 360, but then I probably wouldn't be able to pay my rent. And I'm pretty sure I need a place to play my 360 or learn how to squeeze one inside a laptop and power it off Internet cafes and our most abundant resources: the homeless. But I went to a liberal arts college that never taught me how to get a job that pays well or harness the power of hobo juice.
So I ask that you partake of an offer:
http://xbox360s.freepay.com/?r=38583009
And might I recommend the coffee. Coffee is delicious.
I'm sure this will only earn me scorn and derision but I was getting too well-liked anyway. (Four green boxes? Who do you think I am? Someone who doesn't try to get videogame consoles on the cheap?)
In all seriousness, if you do have a little extra cash and want to give it to a cause that's actually worthy, might I suggest these two?
http://www.savedarfur.org/
http://www.childsplaycharity.org/



