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post #101 of 133
6/6/07 at 11:09am
And you guys are worried about what your weddings should be like.
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post #102 of 133
6/6/07 at 12:25pm
Two lessons learned here.

The first is that some chewers have really low standards when it comes to choosing a wife.

The second is that a heifer is a young cow. Thanks for improving my vocabulary.
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post #103 of 133
6/6/07 at 1:24pm
You got it all wrong... he'll catch her having sex with Spock.
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post #104 of 133
6/6/07 at 1:41pm
That'l pinch a ner...I can't do it.
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post #105 of 133
6/7/07 at 2:51pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte
Margaret Cho joked that there's a fine line between S&M and Ren Faires.
I've never been to a Ren Faire, but I'm dead certain she's was just joking.

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Geeks probably do have a lot of sexual fantasies
Not like the cool kids, then.

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and role playing and all that shit.
S&M isn't role play.

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But it likely all comes out of self-loathing.
What, the proclivity for dressing up funny and listening to harpsichord music? Could be, I suppose. Or it's just a bunch of common if geeky people getting together to share a common if geeky interest.

I think the bride looks very nice in the wedding photo. If I'd known that would bother people I'd have brought it up sooner.
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post #106 of 133
6/7/07 at 3:11pm
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Originally Posted by Seabass Inna Bun
I think the bride looks very nice in the wedding photo. If I'd known that would bother people I'd have brought it up sooner.
The bride looks fine - she's a little heavy, but it's not like she's the first overweight person, geeky genre fan or not, to get married. At least she's dressed in what any sane person would identify as wedding attire (even if it seems to have some chintzy little costume-y stuff on it).

If we're gonna make fun of anyone in this couple for physical appearances aside from their boggling clothing choices, it should probably be ol' Pube-Chin McFett.
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post #107 of 133
6/7/07 at 3:17pm
Truth. He looks the sort of guy who read Neil Strauss' The Game and bought into all the wrong shit (dressing like Kid Rock, etc.)
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post #108 of 133
6/7/07 at 3:52pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny
Dude, Spider-Man was there. And Supergirl. And Master Chief! This was a crossover of mammoth fucking proportions.
Reception buffet provided by Dark Horse Comics.
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post #109 of 133
6/7/07 at 3:59pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by DaveB
The bride looks fine - she's a little heavy, but it's not like she's the first overweight person, geeky genre fan or not, to get married. At least she's dressed in what any sane person would identify as wedding attire (even if it seems to have some chintzy little costume-y stuff on it).

If we're gonna make fun of anyone in this couple for physical appearances aside from their boggling clothing choices, it should probably be ol' Pube-Chin McFett.
A little heavy? I LIKE big girls but this chick is 50 pounds heavier than me. She's probably technically morbidly obese.
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post #110 of 133
6/7/07 at 4:02pm
Thread Starter 
Also, if you Google Image Search her name, you find a picture of her in Imperial uniform as part of the 501st Legion. They're both hideous geeks and should be exterminated, or if not at least not allowed to breed.
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post #111 of 133
6/7/07 at 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by Seabass Inna Bun
I've never been to a Ren Faire, but I'm dead certain she's was just joking.
When you have a second identity as Mistress Pain, how is that all that much diff that pretending to be a court jester for a day? Most S&M play that she was talking about involves a lot of rituals. I'm not and she wasn't talking about light spanking.

Yes, most everyone has fantasies, but when you're engaged in sexual acts pretending to not be yourself, I find that just as fucked up as people still obsessed with whatever nostalgic x is to be named later. Escapism on these levels always makes me think people are unhappy with themselves.
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post #112 of 133
6/7/07 at 5:57pm
Yeah, kill 'em all!!!
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post #113 of 133
6/7/07 at 6:17pm
That check from "Lord Darth Vader" is gonna bounce.
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post #114 of 133
6/7/07 at 6:20pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
Yes, doing charity makes it all better.

These people make me understand how normal, employed fans of NASCAR who have all their teeth must feel.
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post #115 of 133
6/7/07 at 6:26pm
That charity's just an excuse to legitimize their fetish. It was like all the Browncoats seeing SERENITY for charity, but like they really gave a shit; they just wanted to see the movie again on the big screen.
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post #116 of 133
6/7/07 at 6:40pm
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Originally Posted by devincf
A little heavy? I LIKE big girls but this chick is 50 pounds heavier than me. She's probably technically morbidly obese.
Well, certainly not my type, but it's not like she's outrageously grotesque or something - she's just fat. For better or worse, it's not that uncommon. As far as obvious things to pick on with these two, weight doesn't even make the top 100 list. Actually, even the chin pubes probably only come in around 75 or so.
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post #117 of 133
6/7/07 at 6:57pm
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Originally Posted by DaveB
... it's not like she's outrageously grotesque...
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post #118 of 133
6/7/07 at 7:00pm
At least they've realized that they can do more with their obsession than just parade around and make TK-421 jokes.
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post #119 of 133
6/7/07 at 7:05pm
Or they are just trying to legitimise a pretty creepy pastime.
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post #120 of 133
6/7/07 at 7:12pm
I'm not talking about light spanking or playing dressup either. That's not S&M.
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post #121 of 133
6/7/07 at 7:32pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson

Nurse in Cancer Ward: "Jimmy, a bunch of grown-ups dressed in Imperial Stormtrooper costumes are here to march in formation for you."

Terminal Cancer Jimmy (brightening): "Holy shit. Things aren't so bad for me. I could be one of those poor bastards."
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post #122 of 133
6/7/07 at 7:33pm
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post #123 of 133
6/7/07 at 8:10pm
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Originally Posted by mastronikolas
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Originally Posted by DaveB
...it's not like she's outrageously grotesque...
Let me put things in perspective:

There's "outrageously grotesque"....

...and then there's outrageously grotesque.
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post #124 of 133
6/7/07 at 8:28pm
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Originally Posted by devincf
Someone should have turned a flamethrower on this wedding.
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Originally Posted by devincf
Also, if you Google Image Search her name, you find a picture of her in Imperial uniform as part of the 501st Legion. They're both hideous geeks and should be exterminated, or if not at least not allowed to breed.
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Originally Posted by devincf in the Paris Hilton thread located in the Gossip section of the MB
Paris Hilton threads are interesting because they give a lot of people license to spew their misogyny. How can Paris Hilton really affect your life that much? I consume almost no Paris Hilton-related information in a day because I DO NOT CARE. Perhaps you live in an area where you are mandated to read or hear about Hilton, but I doubt it.

Further, seeing people get morally indignant about this sickens me. First, most of you have no understanding of the actual legal situation, and as some people have said, most normal people wouldn't do much more time than Paris did. Second, THIS is what you get morally outraged about? There's a fucking genocide in Darfur, but you have venom for a debutante who only did three days in jail?

You know what it is? It's that you didn't get your little Paris jail disaster that you wanted to feed your hateful side. There are people here who I think would have been HAPPY if she had been assaulted or raped in jail, and happy in a genuine way, like you felt justice had been served.

Some of you guys need therapy and more constructive things to do during the day.
Are these people realing hurting you that much? Why all the outrage and effort? Pot calling Kettle. Come in, Kettle.

EDIT: Just sayin'...
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post #125 of 133
6/7/07 at 8:39pm
Just noticed that Spidey is wearing a bow-tie. How thoughtful.

And the venom can probably be attributed to the fact that some people lump us normal nerds in with these freak shows as soon as they catch us reading Scott Pilgrim or see the Firefly dvds on our bookshelves.
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post #126 of 133
6/7/07 at 11:56pm
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Originally Posted by Phil!

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Phil! again.
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post #127 of 133
9/13/07 at 2:27pm

Hello, Kitty!

International Nerd Wedding!

Sadly, no big-head furry action was caught on tape.
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post #128 of 133
9/13/07 at 2:31pm
Makes me glad that I don't want to get married. I'll want to have a checkered flag fall after I kiss the bride.
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post #129 of 133
9/13/07 at 3:07pm
Hello kitty? Goodbye dignity.
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post #130 of 133
9/13/07 at 3:16pm
The guy is named Horlick.

That would fuck you up too. And make you bow to whatever the unconscious female you'll marry tells you to do.
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post #131 of 133
9/13/07 at 4:06pm
I just now figured out what my wedding was missing: rickshaws and giant cartoon mascots. At least there is the 10 year anniversary to rectify those mistakes!
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post #132 of 133
9/13/07 at 5:42pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
"No disintergrations" was probably in the vows.
C´mon, how else are those ´love~handles´ going to vanish?
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post #133 of 133
9/13/07 at 6:00pm
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The guy is named Horlick.
That's Mr Caust to you.
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