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Poll Results: Who is your favorite dermatologically impaired celeb?

 
  • 15% (19)
    Robert Davi and his Sensual Moon Surface
  • 4% (6)
    Ricky Jay, Best Magician Ever. Should have scrubbed more.
  • 0% (0)
    Dane Cook and his Bas Relief Mapface.
  • 18% (22)
    Sir Daniel Manchester Trejo III, ESQ
  • 12% (15)
    James Woods, Hung Jury Member. Not a Clearasil Member.
  • 1% (2)
    The Toxic Goddamn Avenger
  • 4% (6)
    Jeanne Tripplehorn
  • 4% (6)
    Back Off, Way Off! DIVOFF!
  • 0% (0)
    Paul Muni (See, that's a Postmodern in-joke)
  • 0% (0)
    Laura Derm
  • 0% (0)
    Richard Brake. I heard that once, OXY-10 closed early when he showed up.
  • 33% (41)
    Edward James Olmos. A face only a mother could cover in bandages.
  • 0% (1)
    User Submitted: Cameron Diaz. The Joker eats lots of fried food.
  • 0% (0)
    User Submitted: Jason Gedrick. Actually I did this, but he needs the press.
  • 1% (2)
    Laurence Faceburned. Zion, heaaaaaaaallllll meeeeeeeeee!
  • 0% (0)
    Prochnow. Cleanse pores later.
  • 1% (2)
    Ray Liotta take better care of his facials.
  • 0% (0)
    Facne Murracney Abrahamcne
122 Total Votes  
post #1 of 101
Thread Starter 
This is a terrific poll.
post #2 of 101
I might have to start a write-in campaign for Tommy Lee Jones.
post #3 of 101
No Edward James Olmos?
post #4 of 101
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jcassady
No Edward James Olmos?
I was just about to say, that's a glaring omission if there ever was one.
post #5 of 101
Thread Starter 
Fixed!
post #6 of 101
Elizabeth Hurley...I'd fill her craters.
post #7 of 101
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jcassady
No Edward James Olmos?

I always figured Olmos had taken a shotgun blast to the face at some point in his life.
post #8 of 101
Laura Dern has acne scars?

C'mon, James Woods fans! Represent!
post #9 of 101
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BobClark
Laura Dern has acne scars?

C'mon, James Woods fans! Represent!
Nah Bob. Laura Dern is fine. Just a quick pun, no harm meant.
post #10 of 101
Danny Trejo.
post #11 of 101
Danny Trejo? Or is that a little more than acne going on there?

Edit: Damn it!
post #12 of 101
Quote:
Originally Posted by BobClark
Laura Dern has acne scars?

C'mon, James Woods fans! Represent!
Vote is in and locked Bob, now where's the rest of Jimmy's fans at?
post #13 of 101
I love the Trejo, but the Old Man wins.
post #14 of 101
DAVI.

Without hesitation.
I also voted for the iguana on his shoulder.








Edit: Best Poll Ever.
post #15 of 101
Where the hell's Bill Murray? Or Cameron Diaz, whose displeasure with her HDTV appearance is legendary?
post #16 of 101
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade
Or Cameron Diaz, whose displeasure with her HDTV appearance is legendary?
She's up there...

-The Toxic Goddamn Avenger
post #17 of 101
Divoff is at the front of the pack because of Lost, but Trejo wins.

Probably should have included Cameron Diaz, but I can't imagine she's someone's favorite star.
post #18 of 101
Now that I think about it, Trejo has some spots, but he's more of a wrinkly guy.
I'd have to agree that Davi is King.
post #19 of 101
I've seen Davi smoke a cigarette through one of his face craters. The guy's definitely got game.
post #20 of 101
I'm on the Woods wagon.
post #21 of 101
Trejo's got some stories, damn good stories, with every line and pockmark on his face. Plus, he's usually rockin' that kickass mustache.

Trejo's definitely muy macho.
post #22 of 101
Great poll. I had to go with Olmos, Mr. Battlescar Galactica himself.
post #23 of 101
Also, you just included Tripplehorn to goad Matchstick into defending her, didn't you?
post #24 of 101
Oh, and Nick, thanks for being Proactiv and making this poll.
post #25 of 101
No Larry Fishburne? During some of his Matrix closeups I swear I could fit my pinky in his gaping pores.

I gotta go with James Woods, though Trejo is giving me the stinkeye while I cast my vote.
post #26 of 101
VOTE FOR TREJO!



This message has been approved by the Vote for Trejo project.
post #27 of 101
Just for parity's sake (and at the risk of beating to the punch/pissing off Moltisanti), I'll go with the poor man's Davi, Andrew "The Face" Divoff, who courts confusion whenever he orders a Sea Breeze at a bar.
post #28 of 101
What about Bryan Adams?
post #29 of 101
No Murray? I voted for Tripplehorn.
post #30 of 101
Does Greg Popovich count as a star?
post #31 of 101
i heard Julia Louis Dreyfus suffers greatly from HDTV-syndrome.
post #32 of 101
Quote:
Does Greg Popovich count as a star?
No.
I don't think Seal does either.
post #33 of 101
WADE! This thread needs the Jack Crow Slow Zoom In gif to combat the threat of Trejo.
post #34 of 101
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moltisanti
Does Greg Popovich count as a star?
Good question. I guess sports figures don't count, or else FOX baseball analyst Kevin "Pocky McPockmark" Kennedy would be on the list.
post #35 of 101
Curse my metal body, I cast my vote on Trejo before noticing Olmos was there.
post #36 of 101
If no Popazit, I mean Popovic, then I go with Divoff. His face doubles as storage.
post #37 of 101
After much deliberation and thought, I've gone with Trejo. The fact is he's Machete and we all know what happens when you fuck with the wrong mexican.
post #38 of 101
Ricky Jay all the way. Anytime you see him, it's 95% likely it's a Mamet film. Worth tracking his movements right there.


Plus, he can throw a playing card 50 feet and cut you with it.
post #39 of 101
Quote:
Originally Posted by BobClark
WADE! This thread needs the Jack Crow Slow Zoom In gif to combat the threat of Trejo.
Jimmy Woods has more of a LEATHERFACE.

post #40 of 101
Have to agree with you there Wade, Woods' skin is more in the vein of Robert Redford's Leather catcher's mitt of a mug than the surface of Mars.
post #41 of 101
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Allen
VOTE FOR TREJO!

[img-trejo.jpg]

This message has been approved by the Vote for Trejo project.

You've done a man's job, sir.



It's too bad Trejo won't win, but then again who does?
post #42 of 101
Quote:
Originally Posted by 555
i heard Julia Louis Dreyfus suffers greatly from HDTV-syndrome.
her slightly lazy eye perhaps. besides that is pure hotness.
post #43 of 101
Trejo.. but I so wanted to vote for Divoff
post #44 of 101
Pussy.
post #45 of 101
Davi all the wayvi.
post #46 of 101
Thread Starter 
Gonna keep adding names just to keep this fun.
post #47 of 101
Fact:



Edward James Olmos while rockin one hell of a 'stache back in the 80s played a gangster in prison in American Me

Fact:




Danny Trejo actually was in prison, San Quentin to be precise and was still able to become the state prison boxing champion while getting his life together and becoming the icon we know and love.


The choice is obvious. TREJO!

(Paid for by Citizens for Trejo)
post #48 of 101
Best poll in a while. But asking me to pick my favorite pock-marked actor is like asking me to choose between all of my many grizzled, leathery children. If only I could slap them all in the face to see which one stings the most.
post #49 of 101
Danny Trejo claims to have done time in San Quentin.

But did YOU ever see HIM when you were in San Quentin?





James Olmos never won any boxing title, but that's just because he makes love, not war.
James Olmos was in a rock and roll band called "Pacific Ocean".
James Olmos has a winning smile.



Search your heart. You know the answer. VOTE OLMOS


This message brought to you by the Olmos Too Good To Be True Foundation
post #50 of 101
Das Bad skin all-around.

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