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Poll Results: Who is your favorite dermatologically impaired celeb?

 
  • 15% (19)
    Robert Davi and his Sensual Moon Surface
  • 4% (6)
    Ricky Jay, Best Magician Ever. Should have scrubbed more.
  • 0% (0)
    Dane Cook and his Bas Relief Mapface.
  • 18% (22)
    Sir Daniel Manchester Trejo III, ESQ
  • 12% (15)
    James Woods, Hung Jury Member. Not a Clearasil Member.
  • 1% (2)
    The Toxic Goddamn Avenger
  • 4% (6)
    Jeanne Tripplehorn
  • 4% (6)
    Back Off, Way Off! DIVOFF!
  • 0% (0)
    Paul Muni (See, that's a Postmodern in-joke)
  • 0% (0)
    Laura Derm
  • 0% (0)
    Richard Brake. I heard that once, OXY-10 closed early when he showed up.
  • 33% (41)
    Edward James Olmos. A face only a mother could cover in bandages.
  • 0% (1)
    User Submitted: Cameron Diaz. The Joker eats lots of fried food.
  • 0% (0)
    User Submitted: Jason Gedrick. Actually I did this, but he needs the press.
  • 1% (2)
    Laurence Faceburned. Zion, heaaaaaaaallllll meeeeeeeeee!
  • 0% (0)
    Prochnow. Cleanse pores later.
  • 1% (2)
    Ray Liotta take better care of his facials.
  • 0% (0)
    Facne Murracney Abrahamcne
122 Total Votes  
post #51 of 101
6/5/07 at 3:05pm
Davi was the first thing I thought of before this thread even loaded up, and I wasn't even sure what the thread was yet. Maybe that's a sign, but I still went with Olmos.

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Sir Daniel Manchester Trejo III, ESQ
Nice touch.
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post #52 of 101
6/5/07 at 3:05pm
I love how everyone else gets a joke line, and then... "Jeanne Triplehorn."

I voted Trejo. The only choice.
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post #53 of 101
6/5/07 at 3:12pm
Jason fucking Gedrick ?

Where the fuck was he ? In Lou Gossett Jr.'s basement ?
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post #54 of 101
6/5/07 at 3:29pm
Edward James Olmos and his cystic acne are not up there. For shame.
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post #55 of 101
6/5/07 at 3:30pm
I picked DIVOFF, just to be diverent.
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post #56 of 101
6/5/07 at 3:32pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angelo Mike
Edward James Olmos and his cystic acne are not up there. For shame.
Are you blind or retarded ?
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post #57 of 101
6/5/07 at 3:33pm


Sure, Olmos was in a band and he did a damn good job in Stand and Deliver.

But only Trejo has had the chops to deal with the best:

He's worked with Robert Rodriguez and Robert De Niro
He's faced down Ron Burgundy
He's helped out children with his knowledge of gadgetry
He's hosted a game show
He's also faced down the murderous Firefly gang and exposed corruption with the state of Texas.

Are these accomplishments that Olmos can compete with?

(Paid for by Citizens for Trejo)
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post #58 of 101
6/5/07 at 3:35pm
Sorry. Jean Tripplehorn. I'd still bang her.
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post #59 of 101
6/5/07 at 3:50pm
My logic: I had to go with Davi, because atleast Trejo, Divoff, and Olmos will be remembered for other things (resume, name, etc).

Robert Davi will always be "that pock-marked bastard", when/if I can't remember his name.
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post #60 of 101
6/5/07 at 3:50pm
I would go with Bill Murray.

F Murray Abraham should be up there too. He was even in a movie called Scarface.

Danny Trejo had acne, I thought those were all stab wounds.
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post #61 of 101
6/5/07 at 4:26pm
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post #62 of 101
6/5/07 at 4:34pm
Okay, I voted Olmos. But Slade's ad makes me want to change my vote. Genius.
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post #63 of 101
6/5/07 at 4:44pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny
I love how everyone else gets a joke line, and then... "Jeanne Triplehorn."
I would re-write half of Basic Instinct in order to see more of her and her sportfucking at her best.
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post #64 of 101
6/5/07 at 5:13pm
Davi.

If you rolled his face out, it would be the size of my living room carpet.
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post #65 of 101
6/5/07 at 5:38pm
Fight club
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post #66 of 101
6/5/07 at 5:40pm
Where is that pollmaster anyway??
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post #67 of 101
6/5/07 at 5:43pm
My terrible, uninspired "Fight club" joke made me think of Brad Pitt, who probably should qualify for this discussion. He could be a dark horse.

Also, question: Though he's often covered with a beard, I keep thinking Jean Reno is a member of the Pock Mark Tribe. Can anyone confirm or deny?
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post #68 of 101
6/5/07 at 5:50pm
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero
Also, question: Though he's often covered with a beard, I keep thinking Jean Reno is a member of the Pock Mark Tribe. Can anyone confirm or deny?

Jean Reno is a babyfaced man that has no place in this thread.

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post #69 of 101
6/5/07 at 5:54pm
I voted for Andrew Divoff.

How can you not trust this face?
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post #70 of 101
6/5/07 at 5:58pm
Uh, oops.
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post #71 of 101
6/5/07 at 6:04pm
I think I remember Nick once mentioning Goodfellas as his favorite movie ever... yet no Ray Liotta? also, no Dennis "Indents" Farina?

Inexcusable stuff, gentlemen.
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post #72 of 101
6/5/07 at 6:07pm
Farina, nice.
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post #73 of 101
6/5/07 at 6:16pm
You think Trejo could organize an atmospheric drop of a Battlestar while launching fighter support and an FTL jump to safety??? Think again, bozos.

Olmos all the way.
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post #74 of 101
6/5/07 at 6:18pm
Look closely at Olmos. That isn't acne scarring on his face. That's gravitas.
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post #75 of 101
6/5/07 at 6:19pm
As a child, Olmos was repeatedly pummeled by gravel.
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post #76 of 101
6/5/07 at 6:23pm
Jeanne Tripplehorn? I don't think she really belongs on this poll. I vote for Ms. Brit Brit, Queen Pizza Face.



*Edit: Yeesh that is a large photo! Working to shrink.
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post #77 of 101
6/5/07 at 6:28pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
You think Trejo could organize an atmospheric drop of a Battlestar while launching fighter support and an FTL jump to safety??? Think again, bozos.

Olmos all the way.
Beyond that, I don't think that Trejo will find being voted "worst face" a compliment. If anything, these poll results will provide an easy list of people to gut with a machete. People should be informed of this before Olmos-t voting for Trejo.
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post #78 of 101
6/5/07 at 6:32pm
I'm with Trejo. Not only because his lovely face could make the cover of Cosmopolitan three months in a row, but also because I read somewhere he does children charity work in his hometurf... and the kids apparently stay put!

And nice thread. With your other gig as a movie producer, you're not trying to pull on us a casting session for Dick Tracy 2, are you, Nick?
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post #79 of 101
6/5/07 at 7:14pm
Speaking of Olmos, what about his Lt. Castillo's cinematical rendition?
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post #80 of 101
6/5/07 at 7:27pm
Best. Poll. Ever.

The choice is simple. Trejo invented acne.
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post #81 of 101
6/5/07 at 7:53pm
Davi all tha way, 'cause he was in fucking Saigon!
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post #82 of 101
6/5/07 at 8:03pm
A thousand times Robert Davi. I invited him over to my house just this weekend to help me sand down a sticking door.

A glaring ommission: Dennis C. Stewart, a.k.a. that rival gang-leader from GREASE. His pittedness is emphasised by repeated close-ups of him heartily laughing while riding a hotrod.
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post #83 of 101
6/5/07 at 8:06pm
It was a face race between Davi and Olmos for me.

But Olmos wins. The man is Accustained.
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post #84 of 101
6/5/07 at 8:24pm
9 of the 10 biggest orifices on Olmos' body are located on his right cheek.
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post #85 of 101
6/5/07 at 9:31pm
Ray Liotta sure does need to be on there.

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post #86 of 101
6/5/07 at 11:08pm
Caruso?
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post #87 of 101
6/6/07 at 1:36am
Olmos. No questions asked.

Liotta for VP.
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post #88 of 101
6/6/07 at 2:46am
Liotta already has an award for best actor with no lips.
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post #89 of 101
6/6/07 at 2:54am
Thread Starter 
Just wait for the "Is he wearing eye shadow?" poll.
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post #90 of 101
6/6/07 at 3:24am
James Woods should be higher than Robert Davi.
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post #91 of 101
6/6/07 at 5:25am
If Nick's still taking submissions, then F. Murray Abraham could be a horse worth backing.
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post #92 of 101
6/6/07 at 5:35am
Quote:
Originally Posted by FreeRobotSex
Best. Poll. Ever.

The choice is simple. Trejo invented acne.
And then Olmos perfected it beyond the dreams of that one ambitious Mexican.
It can only be Olmos.
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post #93 of 101
6/6/07 at 5:46am
Seal. The fucker married Heidi Klum.
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post #94 of 101
6/6/07 at 7:38am
The man-god defender of the human race AND commander of the best dressed pair of detectives in the history of the universe is rightfully destroying the competition.
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post #95 of 101
6/6/07 at 7:56am
Quote:
Originally Posted by horrid
F. Murray Abraham
Sweet Jesus, how did it slip by me?

Hiroshima has nothing on his face. I would have voted for him out of sincere pity, judging by the scars alone. Then there's STAR TREK: INSURRECTION.
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post #96 of 101
6/6/07 at 8:15am
4th place? Come on! We need a troop surge.

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post #97 of 101
6/6/07 at 10:43am
That Guy Anthony James (BLUE THUNDER, UNFORGIVEN), no longer anonymous!




The late Rick Aviles (can't find a decent picture).
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post #98 of 101
6/6/07 at 11:42am
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Facne Murracney Abrahamcne
Thanks Nick.
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post #99 of 101
6/6/07 at 12:07pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero
That Guy Anthony James (BLUE THUNDER, UNFORGIVEN), no longer anonymous!
Don't forget he was also the star of Poison's "Fallen Angel" video.



Quote:
Originally Posted by JWFokker
Shit. I forgot about Jurgen Prochnow

See Post #50
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post #100 of 101
6/6/07 at 12:24pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
Just wait for the "Is he wearing eye shadow?" poll.
Can't wait to get in on that one.
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