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post #1 of 27
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Semi takes wheelchair-bound man on 50 MPH ride

John Bumgardner

Paw Paw - A wheelchair-bound man went on the ride of his life Wednesday after visiting a gas station in Van Buren County.

Calls began pouring in to the Paw Paw post of the Michigan State Police around 4:00 p.m. The first call came in with a woman telling dispatchers, "You are not going to believe this, there is a semi- truck pushing a guy in a wheel chair on Red Arrow Highway!"

The truck was traveling westbound on Red Arrow Highway just outside the village of Paw Paw.

Authorities responded to the call on Red Arrow Highway where the man and his wheelchair were still attached to the semi-truck.

Troopers and officers found a 21-year-old man un-harmed as he sat in his wheelchair, its handles still lodged in the truck's front grill.

Investigators say the semi truck owned by RMI had pulled out of a local gas station. The young man in the wheelchair some how pulled in front of the semi-truck, causing his wheelchair handles to become stuck in the front grill of the truck.

Authorities say the semi-truck at times reached speeds of nearly 50 miles per hour for nearly four miles.

The semi driver was in disbelief as troopers told him about the man on his front grill until he saw it for himself.

Police say the 21-year-old man was un-harmed and unfazed by the incident. The young man was quoted as saying, "It was quite a ride."

One trooper said, "You could work another 90 years in Law Enforcement and never see something like this. We're just glad no one was injured in this unusual incident."

If you saw this happen, call our newsroom at (616) 559-1300.


Murderball is for pussies.
post #2 of 27
I have to wonder how many bugs that guy ate during that ride.
post #3 of 27
Bwahahahahaha! Best story ever!
post #4 of 27
Hilarious. Glad the guy is OK, but this story made my morning.

Could someone post the original link to the story?
post #5 of 27
Is there any way this was an accident? I mean, honestly. How does one's wheelchair "accidentally" get lodged in the grill of a semi?
post #6 of 27
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I find it difficult to believe that this was an accident.
post #7 of 27
When I was a wee lad my dad was friends with a guy in a wheel chair, and while we were on holiday in Australia we came across this really steep road. Wheel chair guy wanted to see how fast he could go down the hill, and got me to climb on the back of the wheelchair. Half way down and traveling at faily significant speed my leg brushed one of the wheels and took the skin off of my knee, and I fell off and did some rolling of my own.

Cripples are crazy man, they love to go fast.
post #8 of 27
They're already in the chair, how much worse can it get?
post #9 of 27
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Originally Posted by horrid
Cripples are crazy man, they love to go fast.
Having spent a shit load of time in a wheel chair after a wreck I can tell you that this is so true. It's fucking weird how almost all wheelchaired people love to go as fast as possible in those fucking chairs. I know I did.
post #10 of 27
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
They're already in the chair, how much worse can it get?
Death?
post #11 of 27
I'm surprised friction from the speeds he was travelling at didn't cause the chair to fall to pieces.
post #12 of 27
A suicide attempt to CHUD MB infamy? He wins!
post #13 of 27
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He's the KING OF THE WORLD!
post #14 of 27
I have nothing clever to say, but this is pretty awesome.

Nick may be right. I mean what are the damn chances?
But, he did spill his soda. Would someone plotting death-by-high-speed-wheelchair bring a beverage?
Well... maybe they would.

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Originally Posted by otisthecat
I'm surprised friction from the speeds he was travelling at didn't cause the chair to fall to pieces.
Me too. That motor's got to be toast though. (the wheelchair's, not the semi's)
post #15 of 27
Cool story. He looks kind of disappointed that it's over.
post #16 of 27
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Originally Posted by horrid
Cripples are crazy man, they love to go fast.
If there's one thing the Kingpin taught me, it's that a man without hope...is a man without fear.
post #17 of 27
I didn't make this:
http://eastbound.ytmnd.com/
post #18 of 27
hahaha...I bet you wish you did, though! Good stuff.
post #19 of 27
Interesting turn of events. Turns out this guy was a "Pepper".

post #20 of 27
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Originally Posted by rabigjb
Interesting turn of events. Turns out this guy was a "Pepper".

Oh Jesus. I can only imagine the shit they'll come up with now on YTMND.
post #21 of 27
Optimus Prime's seasoning of choice. Everything's begining to fall into place now.
post #22 of 27
This story keeps getting better and better. Good stuff.
post #23 of 27
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Originally Posted by rabigjb
Turns out this guy was a "Pepper".
Well. That changes everything.
post #24 of 27
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Originally Posted by stump
I didn't make this:
http://eastbound.ytmnd.com/
Fucking awesome! Genius I say.
post #25 of 27
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Originally Posted by stump
I didn't make this:
http://eastbound.ytmnd.com/
So bad, but I can't stop watching it.
post #26 of 27
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Originally Posted by jonvoight's car
So bad, but I can't stop watching it.
I can't either. And to be honest, I don't ever think I'll be able to watch SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT again without breaking into girlish laughter. Laughter that doesn't involve Burt Reynold's Moustache of Manly Might, that is.
post #27 of 27
All these posts and still no Nordberg references?
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