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Do you play with your balls?

post #1 of 36
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I like playing with my balls...a lot. i dont know why im asking this, im just bored i guess. i mean, how far do you guys go, do you actually peel skin off sometimes. i just want to know how you guys treat your balls....(jesus im flaming today.....).....
post #2 of 36
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
post #3 of 36
Serious or not this is the greatest thing I have read today.
post #4 of 36
You're the guy who has a problem getting a girlfriend, right?
post #5 of 36
It's okay to admit you let your pets play with your balls as well, anon
post #6 of 36
(crosses fingers)

100 posts in 12 hours, please please please.
post #7 of 36
Of course I play with my balls. I am a man, after all.
post #8 of 36
If you're able to peel skin of your scrotum you have bigger problems than not being able to bag a girlfriend. I don't necessarily mean that in the mental sense, either.
post #9 of 36
This thread is the best thing I've read all day.
post #10 of 36
I like to cover my balls with a thin coat of Elmer's glue, and then I pretend it's skin I'm peeling off!

Wheee!
post #11 of 36
I used to name my balls Burt and Loni. Then one day Loni became a fat, bloated bitch and had to go away. Burt's awfully lonely these days...
post #12 of 36
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattimus
If you're able to peel skin of your scrotum you have bigger problems than not being able to bag a girlfriend. I don't necessarily mean that in the mental sense, either.
Maybe he just sunburns easily.
post #13 of 36
Then he should quit his day job as The Human Sundial down on Venice Beach. Or use Coppertone.
post #14 of 36
To paraphrase Del Griffith: LeBron James doesn't do as much ball-handling in a night as anon does in an hour.
post #15 of 36
Ow.
post #16 of 36
I used to play with my balls but they kept cheating so I don't anymore.
post #17 of 36
You play with your balls too much.

post #18 of 36
During the winter I like to slip them out and play with them in dead end streets. I don't know why I just prefer a cul-de-sac.
post #19 of 36
I don't "play" with my balls, we conduct serious business.
post #20 of 36
Insert Gratuitous Quote From Anchorman.
post #21 of 36
Aww. Someone's wonewy.
post #22 of 36
Peel skin off? What in the fuck? Do you have dandruff of the scrotum?
post #23 of 36
Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
i just want to know how you guys treat your balls....

With the dignity and respect they deserve.
post #24 of 36
Did he really expect a bunch of people to humorlessly enter and post a paragraph or two beginning with, "I'm gad you brought this up. I've spent many a lazy Sunday toying with my scrotum..."?
post #25 of 36
I'm glad you bought this up to be honest. Many an endless weekend afternoon I have spent absently fondling my nut sack. Usually I think of KABONG while I do so but I always feel really dirty afterwards.
Sometimes I think he doesn't respect me.
post #26 of 36
Sometimes while naked I get in a wide stance and swing them like a pendulum, just to let them feel alive.
post #27 of 36
Quote:
Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
Sometimes while naked I get in a wide stance and swing them like a pendulum, just to let them feel alive.
A psychiatrist I know says guys who do that harbor latent homosexual thoughts. I guess it has something to do with ball on your anus, he didn't elaborate though.
post #28 of 36
Balls hitting anus? That's some vicious intensity there. My balls are fragile like eggs. I've never actually done this particular form of shenanigans other than when my balls get stuck to my leg after sitting down for a while in a hot environment. But it was the funniest thing I could think of at the time, ask your friend if that makes me gay.
post #29 of 36
No, I think that just makes you retarded.
post #30 of 36
Thank god, for a second I thought I was a gay queer.
post #31 of 36
Quote:
Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
Thank god, for a second I thought I was a gay queer.
What makes you queer was how you totally went into "I never really did that" mode when I told you a psychiatrist says it makes you gay. The retard stuff has been covered.
post #32 of 36
But I really didn't do that it was kind of a jok........fuck it, I'll just bang dudes from now on.
post #33 of 36
What's that sexual trick where you stick your balls in another girl's ass? And why would you do it?
post #34 of 36
Quote:
Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
What makes you queer was how you totally went into "I never really did that" mode when I told you a psychiatrist says it makes you gay. The retard stuff has been covered.
Factually speaking, he lost his poor Swedish meatballs, when somebody sneezed.
post #35 of 36
I myself enjoy showing my friends and family a Texas Beltbuckle every now and then.
post #36 of 36
Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
i just want to know how you guys treat your balls...
I prefer to trick them.



Oh, and here's some tips for the initiated: http://www.robmckittrick.com/images/breakroomposter.pdf
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