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post #2 of 18
Bitch needs a bucket taser. S'all I'm sayin'.
post #3 of 18
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Patrick Ripoll again.
post #4 of 18
It's a wild dame that wants to ram a stun gun up there.
post #5 of 18
As soon as I read the thread title, I knew a Ripoll post was sure to follow. I never counted on it only taking six minutes though. Bravo, sir.
post #6 of 18
A few years back someone invented this anti rape doohickie that was half Chinese finger-cuff half bear trap, that a woman could insert, and if she was raped the way the spikes were angled a penis could go in but you couldn't take the thing off without a great deal of shredding taking place. So it would have to be surgically removed and thus the rapist would get caught in the ER.
post #7 of 18
Why a tampon? Why not lipstick or something? Or are they counting on the sight of a tampon to be a deterrent in of itself?
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Originally Posted by horrid
A few years back someone invented this anti rape doohickie that was half Chinese finger-cuff half bear trap, that a woman could insert, and if she was raped the way the spikes were angled a penis could go in but you couldn't take the thing off without a great deal of shredding taking place. So it would have to be surgically removed and thus the rapist would get caught in the ER.
That's a good idea in theory, but unfortunately it would probably end with a dead rape victim attached to the guy. Maybe if it was used in conjunction with something that would knock the guy out(to prevent an even more angry and aggressive rapist).
post #8 of 18
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7
That's a good idea in theory, but unfortunately it would probably end with a dead rape victim attached to the guy. Maybe if it was used in conjunction with something that would knock the guy out(to prevent an even more angry and aggressive rapist).
I've heard that it hurts so much that being aggressive or violent is kind of out of the question. The woman who is being attacked would at least have a couple of minutes while the guy is working out what happened to him to get away.

Here's the response to your question from the frequently asked questions section of the Rapex website:

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Sadly, many women have been killed over time, as nobody can guarantee the outcome of any rape. However, the huge plus-factor is that the discomfort and pain is such, that the rapist would be disabled temporarily, (much worse than a kick in the groin that self-defence instructors teach women!) giving you time to get away and get help.
Check out the image gallery. Ouch.
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Check out the image gallery. Ouch.
Um... you seem like an honest woman, I'm willing to take your word for it.
post #10 of 18
I can't imagine it's very comfortable to go on a date with a bear trap in place. Plus if you get drunk and forget it's there and things proceed to get hot and heavy with a nice non-rapist then it's a pretty sure bet he's not going to call again. Ever.
post #11 of 18
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Originally Posted by Chris Wood
Plus if you get drunk and forget it's there and things proceed to get hot and heavy with a nice non-rapist then it's a pretty sure bet he's not going to call again. Ever.
"Hey it's Ken ringing, remember me from last night? sorry I had to leave in such a hurry last night, but I came down with this chronic case of bloodied coleslaw cock...aaaaannnyway if you'd like to get together again some time my phone number is..."
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I love the internet.
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"Hey Joe, why is Sally twitchin and convulsing all over the place?"
*Shrugs* "That time of the month."
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Check out the image gallery. Ouch.
The first part of your post is good to hear, but ummm no thanks.
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Originally Posted by horrid
"Hey it's Ken ringing, remember me from last night? sorry I had to leave in such a hurry last night, but I came down with this chronic case of bloodied coleslaw cock...aaaaannnyway if you'd like to get together again some time my phone number is..."
coleslaw cock

Don't do that to me when I'm drinking my coffee.

That would make a great replacement for your Custom User Title already in place ("Flaccid Meat").
post #16 of 18
Thread Starter 
horrid is quickly becomeing one of my favorite Chewers. Good stuff, man.
post #17 of 18
This was my favorite part of that article:

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*This product strictly for use in accordance with country or state laws. Need not be female or menstruating to use effectively. Tampon stun gun to be used for security purposes only or in self defense. It is not intended nor recommended for vaginal insertion.
post #18 of 18
I can't wait for the inevitable fetish based on this thing to come out.
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