Franco is the aptly-named Prince Fabious, golden boy of the Kingdom, slayer of beasts and recently engaged to a hottie. Danny McBride is his resentful, mopey brother who is often too stoned to...
This film boasts an incredible story and a very impressive soundtrack. Trainspotting includes graphic scenes of drug use, sex and death. One of the finest films to come from Scotland, this movie...
Oh, and the rest of him too! You are my favorite oldie old timer and I can't wish enough for you to have a kickass day. Those I <3 NY shot glasses better be getting some use later.
I hear his balls are going to Bill Knapps to celebrate while the rest of him is heading to Chuck-E-Cheese. I plan to stop off at both parties, but spend more time with his balls--Bill Knapps has a bakery.
Muchas gracias to all you fuckers. My balls are all a-tingle with appreciation (at least I hope that's what that tingle is...). And many thanks to HBO and The Sopranos for making my 46th even more memorable.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm a tad hungover, and I think I see some Jehovah's Witnesses coming up the drive... <sound of a shotgun being ratcheted...>