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Happy Birthday to Jacob Singer's balls!

post #1 of 33
Thread Starter 
Oh, and the rest of him too! You are my favorite oldie old timer and I can't wish enough for you to have a kickass day. Those I <3 NY shot glasses better be getting some use later.
post #2 of 33
If by kickass, you mean clearing the severed limbs out of the bear traps on his lawn, then yes, he will be having a kickass day. And deservedly so.
post #3 of 33
What age is he now? 100?
post #4 of 33
Happy birthday, Jake!
post #5 of 33
Happy birthday, Graypubes.
post #6 of 33
Happy Birthday Jacob! I can picture so clearly how he'll look when he sees this thread.



With that I will begin the process of removing myself from your lawn.
post #7 of 33
Jeez you guys are rude. It's also joeymjr29732's birthday. Doesn't he get a thread? Or does his handle have too many numbers in it for you snobs?
post #8 of 33
Happy Birthday, Stud.

post #9 of 33
I hear his balls are going to Bill Knapps to celebrate while the rest of him is heading to Chuck-E-Cheese. I plan to stop off at both parties, but spend more time with his balls--Bill Knapps has a bakery.
post #10 of 33
Enjoy the day, ya old coot!
post #11 of 33
Happy Birthday.
Ha, mine will be the only one he can read.
post #12 of 33


Happy Birthday, Jacob!
post #13 of 33
Happy Birthday, sir!
post #14 of 33
Happy Birthday, sir!
post #15 of 33
Happy Birthday to Old Man Singer and his Old Man balls. We need more like him...and them.
post #16 of 33
post #17 of 33
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by moovyphreak
Happy Birthday, sir!
Jacob's so hard of hearing, moovey had to repeat himself.
post #18 of 33
Have a great one, Mr. Singer.
post #19 of 33
A happy birthday to you, Senor Singer.
post #20 of 33
Happy B-Day Jacob, now will you please get that weird head thing out of your fridge already?
post #21 of 33
This thread reminded me to watch Jacob's Ladder. Which is such a great movie. So thanks for being born, (nottheTimRobbins) Jacob Singer.
post #22 of 33
Happy belated birthday.
post #23 of 33
It's still technically Sunday for us night shifters, so happy birthday!
post #24 of 33
Happy birthday, you ancient sea beast.
post #25 of 33
I can't say anything Litmus hasn't said in a more eloquent fashion.
post #26 of 33
I hope this gets in before he reads it:

Happy Birthday! We'll expect to hear stories ...
post #27 of 33
Happy birthday, you old gentleman.
post #28 of 33
Muchas gracias to all you fuckers. My balls are all a-tingle with appreciation (at least I hope that's what that tingle is...). And many thanks to HBO and The Sopranos for making my 46th even more memorable.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm a tad hungover, and I think I see some Jehovah's Witnesses coming up the drive... <sound of a shotgun being ratcheted...>
post #29 of 33
Happy Birthday for the time back when you had your birthday.
post #30 of 33
Happy Belated Birthday, Mr. Singer!
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post #32 of 33
Happy birthday.

Now, be careful with that hip.
post #33 of 33
Happy belated birthday greetings, Jacob! Don't forget you need to use rock salt on Jehovah's Witnesses.
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