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post #1 of 43
6/11/07 at 5:56pm
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"Two dicks? It must be my birthday!"

(Guy eating a girl out) "I can see all the way into tomorrow!"

"Well tonights a very special night, Greg. So I want you to eat my asshole."

(Guy getting knob polished)
(like a military drill sargeant) "You're a dirty slut"
"Uh huh"
"You love that, don't you?"
"Uh huh"
"Tell me you love it!"
"Uh, I love it."
"I BELIEVE YOU!"
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post #2 of 43
6/11/07 at 6:01pm
"Hey wait a second, this isn't custard. Peter North! You've pranked me again!"
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post #3 of 43
6/11/07 at 6:12pm
"Whaddaya say we fuck?"
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post #4 of 43
6/11/07 at 6:14pm
"i'm here to fix ze cahble"
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post #5 of 43
6/11/07 at 6:15pm
"... and she also had a night-job tutoring the blind. But isn't it always night... WHEN YOU'RE BLIND?" (BatBitch)
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post #6 of 43
6/11/07 at 6:16pm
"Ich bien expert."
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post #7 of 43
6/11/07 at 6:18pm
"Human beeeings... are a dissseeeeeaaaase!!!"
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post #8 of 43
6/11/07 at 6:22pm
"Yeah, I'm gonna watch you like T.V.!"

I don't really get that one.
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post #9 of 43
6/11/07 at 6:26pm
"Cytherea, of all the women to ejaculate on my face yours has the least trace amount of urine."
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post #10 of 43
6/11/07 at 6:38pm
"I baptize you in the name of Willie".
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post #11 of 43
6/11/07 at 7:37pm
"...Scuse me while I whip this out!"
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post #12 of 43
6/11/07 at 7:39pm
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"Your titties taste like tacos"

"Taste it! Taste it! Taste my old pussy! Taste my old pussy!"
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post #13 of 43
6/11/07 at 8:49pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
"Taste it! Taste it! Taste my old pussy! Taste my old pussy!"
That's gotta be Debby Does Dallas: The New Generation.
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post #14 of 43
6/11/07 at 8:51pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
(Guy getting knob polished)
(like a military drill sargeant) "You're a dirty slut"
"Uh huh"
"You love that, don't you?"
"Uh huh"
"Tell me you love it!"
"Uh, I love it."
"I BELIEVE YOU!"
I can't help but shudder each time I read that, as I hear R. Lee Ermey's voice in my head.
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post #15 of 43
6/11/07 at 9:15pm
"But you're my friend's hot older mom!"
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post #16 of 43
6/11/07 at 9:52pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun
I can't help but shudder each time I read that, as I hear R. Lee Ermey's voice in my head.
It wasn't far off actually, 'cept the guy was younger. Definitely shudder-worthy.
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post #17 of 43
6/11/07 at 10:19pm
"You came INSIDE her? You asshole!"
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post #18 of 43
6/12/07 at 1:44am
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
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post #19 of 43
6/12/07 at 2:12am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zollicoffer
I've tried that in real life...doesn't work as often as that clip leads you to believe.
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post #20 of 43
6/12/07 at 2:19am
"The ladies will have some very sensual salads -- with low-cal sensual dressing."
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post #21 of 43
6/12/07 at 2:37am
"See, Miss Donatello...I've got this theory about secretions."

Followed by a forced belch.
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post #22 of 43
6/12/07 at 4:46am
Quote:
Originally Posted by 555
"i'm here to fix ze cahble"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil!
"Ich bien expert."
"You can only imagine what happens next."

"He fixes the cable?"
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post #23 of 43
6/12/07 at 6:37am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moltisanti
"Hey wait a second, this isn't custard. Peter North! You've pranked me again!"
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Moltisanti again.
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post #24 of 43
6/12/07 at 7:59am
Here's my favourite.

"...But I poop from there!"
"Not right now you don't!"

"YAY! I wish every day was fisting friday!"

"My Science teacher never fucks my ass this hard!"

And you all really need to see this (http://meatwad.biz/byob/singing.mpeg) - Not work safe, obviously.
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post #25 of 43
6/12/07 at 12:48pm
"You gonna eat that banana?"
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post #26 of 43
6/12/07 at 10:38pm
"Bathe in my cum, you bitch."

"Speak into the microphone."

"Look at my dick in the eye when it's talking to you."

her: "Is anybody sitting here?" him: "How about you sit on my face."
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post #27 of 43
6/13/07 at 1:04am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ali Mohamed
"You gonna eat that banana?"
Is this porn dialogue, or "lines overheard at Patrick's house"?
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post #28 of 43
6/13/07 at 1:09am
Thread Starter 
They overlap.
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post #29 of 43
6/13/07 at 4:07pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrVenkman
Here's my favourite.

"...But I poop from there!"
"Not right now you don't!"

"YAY! I wish every day was fisting friday!"

"My Science teacher never fucks my ass this hard!"

And you all really need to see this (http://meatwad.biz/byob/singing.mpeg) - Not work safe, obviously.
Hey, how about you stop stealing my bandwidth? That was for SA, hosting isn't free and it's tons of fun paying for gigs and gigs of extra traffic because someone decided to repost the link.

I thought about redirecting it to a scat video but figured I'd register here and ask nicely first.
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post #30 of 43
6/13/07 at 4:17pm
Nothing I enjoy more than some random porn guy going to the trouble of tracking down a Message Board post, registering for the site, then whining about his bandwidth issues.

Learn how to disable deep linking, and save yourself the trouble next time.
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post #31 of 43
6/13/07 at 4:22pm
Way to keep a low profile.
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post #32 of 43
6/13/07 at 6:32pm
At least he could throw in a good porn line while he's here, since he is one of those porn fellows himself.
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post #33 of 43
6/13/07 at 8:45pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Death Surge
Nothing I enjoy more than some random porn guy going to the trouble of tracking down a Message Board post, registering for the site, then whining about his bandwidth issues.

Learn how to disable deep linking, and save yourself the trouble next time.
Lots of hot hot porn at http://meatwad.biz/ !

See this slutty emoticon take it all off!

The guy apologized for reposting something I had on my personal web space (sorry, not a porn site) and I was an idiot for forgetting that the forum he got it from was public now. Someone needs to relax, 8GB in 12 hours is half a terabyte a month and we can't all have the glorious salary of a fluffer.

I "went to the trouble" (clicked a link that showed a gig or two of referrals from here) because a few commercial sites were deep linking it and I'm about to replace it with something far more disturbing. I didn't want to screw over people like this guy who were just reposting a funny link.
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post #34 of 43
6/13/07 at 9:23pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by kremit
I didn't want to screw over people like this guy who were just reposting a funny link.
Trust me, you don't need to worry about it on this site.
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post #35 of 43
6/13/07 at 9:36pm
Thread Starter 
This thread was kinda dying anyway, something far more disturbing sounds like just what the doctor ordered.
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post #36 of 43
6/24/07 at 7:53pm
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Student-Tutor porn

(Student nuts all over his teacher's tits)
Teacher: I'm so proud of you!
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post #37 of 43
6/24/07 at 10:07pm
Steam Heat. A girl unzips a cowboy's fly so she can give him a blowjob, and utters the line, "It's true...everything IS bigger in Texas!"

You can't get more perfect than that.
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post #38 of 43
6/25/07 at 12:32am
(arrogant yet hunky Texan oil prospector finishes work for the day, decides he needs more luck if he is to strike oil)

"I'm gonna go into town... and get me some lucky pussy!"

(cuts to him having sex in a nightclub)

I now use the term "lucky pussy" in everyday life.
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post #39 of 43
6/25/07 at 11:33am
"I'll...screw you to death!"
"HA! I'd like to see you try!"
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post #40 of 43
7/4/07 at 6:18pm
(an ugly naked guy is lying on a bed with 2 girls, one on the left and one on the right. The right girl starts giving him a hand job while the other girl looks over his fully jacked cock)

Left Girl: "Look at the girth on that mushroomhead..

(Right Girl wraps her mouth around his cock and samples it, then looks at the Left Girl)

Right Girl: "I love mushrooms"

(Left Girl samples the man's cock then replies back)

Left Girl: "Me too"
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post #41 of 43
7/4/07 at 6:41pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by kremit
Hey, how about you stop stealing my bandwidth? That was for SA
Haha, I was about to present DrVenkman with some lame SA secret handshake.

But then I realized byob is beneath me.
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post #42 of 43
7/4/07 at 6:50pm
If only someone could come with a soundtrack of 70s porno music. That would make the morning drive more interesting.
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post #43 of 43
7/5/07 at 11:00am
Quote:
Originally Posted by EdHocken
If only someone could come with a soundtrack of 70s porno music. That would make the morning drive more interesting.
http://www.amazon.com/Sex-O-Rama-Mus...694113-1658515

http://www.amazon.com/Inside-Deep-No...694113-1658515
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