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Hamburger Helper Hankering

post #1 of 4
6/12/07 at 1:58pm
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I got it bad.

Got the shakes. Seeing snakes on the floor. Green snakes with moving spots made of Legos who speak German. Why is it so cold in here?

I need it, man. Need a fix.

I need Cheeseburger Mac from Hamburger Helper. I gotta have it. Now.

It's one of those things where substitutes just won't do. You can't make Kraft mac n' cheese with hamburger and have it taste the same. It won't. It won't stop the snakes from calling my name and asking for paper clips dipped in boisenberry jam. Only the glove will scratch this itch.
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post #2 of 4
6/12/07 at 2:10pm
"I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself!" -- Cousin Eddie, National Lampoon's Vacation
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post #3 of 4
6/12/07 at 2:27pm
This is why never have the glove deliver your fix. Always trust Chef Boyardee to give you pure clean product each and every time.
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post #4 of 4
6/12/07 at 3:00pm
"Hamburger Helper helped her hamburger help her make a great meal!"
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