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post #1 of 74
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(no, "I am Queens Boulevard" doesn't count)



I adore what Woody Allen says at the end of "The Front":

"Fellas... I don't recognize the right of this committee to ask me these kind of questions. And furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves."

"Jules et Jim":

"He wanted to scatter their ashes to the wind, but he was told that was against regulations" (I'm paraphrasing it somewhat)





some honorable mentions:

"The Player": "Sorry. Traffic was a bitch."

"Amadeus": "Mediocrities all, I absolve you!"

"Secret Honor": "Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'eeeeeeeem! Fuck 'eeeeeeeem!"
post #2 of 74
Three Burials:
"You going to be all right?"
post #3 of 74
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Can't believe I forgot about Rita Moreno's monologue at the end of "Carnal Knowledge":

"I don't mean "weak" kind the way so many men are. I mean the kindness that comes from enormous strength, from an inner power so strong that every act, no matter what, is more proof of that power. That's what all women resent. That's why they try to cut you down, because your knowledge of yourself and them is so right, so true, that it exposes the lies by which they, every scheming one of them, live by. It takes a true woman to understand that the purest form of love is of a man who denies himself to her, of a man who inspires worship, because he has no need for any woman. Because he has himself, and who is better, more beautiful, more powerful, more perfect... you're getting hard... more strong, more masculine, more extraordinary, more... bust. It's rising, it's rising... more virile, domineering. More irresistible. It's up, it's in the air .."
post #4 of 74
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

enough said.
post #5 of 74
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
post #6 of 74
"One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires. "
post #7 of 74
"After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I... I realized what a terrific person she was, and... and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I... I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs."
post #8 of 74
" I think where going to be alright here Leon."
post #9 of 74
Casino Royale:
"Bond. James Bond"
Brilliant.
post #10 of 74
"Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see what happens?"

"I live in the weak and the wounded,Doc."
post #11 of 74
"Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man."

"Well, nobody's perfect!" - Some Like it Hot
post #12 of 74
"You have bled with Wallace! Now bleed with me!" -Braveheart

The whole sequence gets me every single time.

And are we talking final lines of characters or final lines of movies?
post #13 of 74
The Way of the Gun
"I'm pregnant"
post #14 of 74
"Foursome?"
post #15 of 74
"I used to hate the water."
"I can't imagine why."
post #16 of 74
"What?"...Birdy.
post #17 of 74
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
post #18 of 74
"It was the boogeyman." "As a matter of fact...it was."

"You met me at a very strange time in my life."

"I dunno. What are the hours?"

"That's another one for the fire."

"Nice shooting. What's your name, son?" "Murphy."
post #19 of 74
'A Clockwork Orange' - "Oh, I was cuuuuuuuuuured all right..."
'Cop' - "But I'm not a cop anymore, so FUCK YOU."
'Fletch' - "By the way, I charged the entire vacation on Underhill's credit card. Want the number?"
post #20 of 74
"And for a brief moment, Gordo Cooper became the greatest pilot anyone had ever seen."

"This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."

"As for the Road Warrior, that was the last we ever saw of him. He lives now only in my memory."
post #21 of 74
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need...roads." --Back to the Future

"And like that...he's gone." --The Usual Suspects
post #22 of 74
"You better bury Ned right! Better not go cuttin' up, nor otherwise harm no whores. Or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-o-bitches."
post #23 of 74
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."
post #24 of 74
"I came" - Happiness
post #25 of 74
"No. I am better than that." - Chiun
"Fuck It." - John Nada
So it's not the "final" line, but it's his.
I also agree with the Lost Boys line--definitely one of my favorites.
post #26 of 74
"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"
post #27 of 74
Patricia: I wonder where we'll end up?
Joe Banks: Away from the things of man, my love. Away from the things of man.
post #28 of 74
"And as we sat there listening to the carolers, I wanted to tell Brian it was over now and everything would be okay. But that was a lie, plus, I couldn't speak anyway. I wish there was some way for us to go back and undo the past. But there wasn't. There was nothing we could do. So I just stayed silent and trying to telepathically communicate how sorry I was about what had happened. And I thought of all the grief and sadness and fucked up suffering in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart that we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically... disappear." - Mysterious Skin
post #29 of 74
"I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey, who's conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams...........I hope."

The Shawshank Redemption


"Now, where was I?"

Memento

and this whole ending monologue was great:

We'll drive. Keep driving. Head out to the middle of nowhere, take that road as far as it takes us. You've never been west of Philly, have ya? This is a beautiful country Monty, it's beautiful out there, like a different world. Mountains, hills, cows, farms, and white churches. I drove out west with your mother one time, before you was born. Brooklyn to the Pacific in three days. Just enough money for gas, sandwiches, and coffee, but we made it. Every man, woman, and child alive should see the desert one time before they die. Nothin' at all for miles around. Nothin' but sand and rocks and cactus and blue sky. Not a soul in sight. No sirens. No car alarms. Nobody honkin' atcha. No madmen cursin' or pissin' in the streets. You find the silence out there, you find the peace. You can find God. So we drive west, keep driving till we find a nice little town. These towns out in the desert, you know why they got there? People wanted to get way from somewhere else. The desert's for startin' over. Find a bar and I'll buy us drinks. I haven't had a drink in two years, but I'll have one with you, one last whisky with my boy. Take our time with it, taste the barley, let it linger. And then I'll go. I'll tell you dont ever write me, dont ever visit, I'll tell you I believe in God's kingdom and I'll see you and your mother again, but not in this lifetime. You'll get a job somewhere, a job that pays cash, a boss who doesn't ask questions, and you make a new life and you never come back. Monty, people like you, it's a gift, you'll make friends wherever you go. You're going to work hard, you're going to keep your head down and your mouth shut. You're going to make yourself a new home out there. You're a New Yorker, that won't ever change. You got New York in your bones. Spend the rest of your life out west but you're still a New Yorker. You'll miss your friends, you'll miss your dog, but you're strong. You got your mother backbone in you, you're strong like she was. You find the right people, and you get yourself papers, a drivers license. You forget your old life, you can't come back, you can't call, you can't write. You never look back. You make a new life for yourself and you live it, you hear me? You live your live the way it should have been. But maybe, this is dangerous, but maybe after a few years you send word to Naturelle. You get yourself a new family and you raise them right, you hear me? Give them a good life Monty. Give them what they need. You have a son, maybe you name him James, it's a good strong name, and maybe one day years from now years after im dead and gone reunited with your dear ma, you gather your whole family around and tell them the truth, who you are, where you come from, you tell them the whole story. Then you ask them if they know how lucky there are to be there. It all came so close to never happening. This life came so close to never happening.

25th hour
post #30 of 74
post #31 of 74
Shitty movie but still:

Clue:

"They all did it. But if you wanna know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did. In the hall. With the revolver. All right, Chief, take'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."

(My Personal Fave)

All the President's Men:

"You know the results of the latest Gallup Poll? Half the country never even heard of the word Watergate. Nobody gives a shit. You guys are probably pretty tired, right? Well, you should be. Go on home, get a nice hot bath. Rest up... 15 minutes. Then get your asses back in gear. We're under a lot of pressure, you know, and you put us there. Nothing's riding on this except the, uh, first amendment to the Constitution, freedom of the press, and maybe the future of the country. Not that any of that matters, but if you guys fuck up again, I'm going to get mad. Goodnight."

Blue Collar:

"They pit the lifers against the new boy and the young against the old. The black against the white. Everything they do is to keep us in our place."

Network:

"This was the story of Howard Beale: The first known instance of a man who was killed because of lousy ratings."
post #32 of 74
"Pete? Y'alright?"

THREE BURIALS. The perfect finish.
post #33 of 74
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Originally Posted by Schwartz
I thought some of my replies sounded familiar....
post #34 of 74
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Originally Posted by Schwartz

Ha. Even that thread links back to an even earlier thread: http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52334 . I don't think there CAN be original threads in "Drafts and Lists".

All we can do is to keep recycling the same threads with new material.
post #35 of 74
There are always new members. Some of the old timers occasionally find this difficult to take on board.
post #36 of 74
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Originally Posted by gl2899
Ha. Even that thread links back to an even earlier thread: http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52334 . I don't think there CAN be original threads in "Drafts and Lists".

All we can do is to keep recycling the same threads with new material.
If there was new material being brought up, I wouldn't mind at all. As it is, I don't mind at all, though it seems just as easy to bump an old thread as to make a new one.
post #37 of 74
"Go fuck an eskimo" - The swedish masterpiece Ninja Mission.
post #38 of 74
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Shitty movie but still:

Clue:

"They all did it. But if you wanna know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did. In the hall. With the revolver. All right, Chief, take'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."
Wait a minute. CLUE is a shitty movie? I think Tim Curry should've won an oscar for it.
post #39 of 74
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Originally Posted by Matt OCallaghan
Casino Royale:
"Bond. James Bond"
Brilliant.
Dear god yes. I'll add the whole ending between Gordon and Batman at the end of Begins. It wasn't more the final lines, but the reveal of the Joker card. You knew shit was about to hit the fan, and then BOOM, credits. Show up for The Dark Knight it said, and I said "yes"
post #40 of 74
Army of Darkness:
Ash: "Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king, baby."

Robocop:
The Old Man: "Nice shooting, son. What's your name?"
RoboCop: "Murphy."
post #41 of 74
"Everything is fine."
post #42 of 74
(Technically a second-to-last line)

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
post #43 of 74
at some old thread someone posted:

"Mein Fuhrer I can walk", just brilliant.
post #44 of 74
Not really a final line, but an awesome final epitaph:

"Bless his soul, he was too high strung." -Tombstone
post #45 of 74
No "Lens cap!" yet?
post #46 of 74
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Nothing you can’t fix.”

“Everyone of you listening to my voice, tell the world. Tell this to everybody, wherever they are. Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking. Keep watching the skies.”

“Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what’s all this crud about no movie tonight?”

“The old man was right, only the farmers won. We lost. We'll always lose.”
post #47 of 74
"Such is Life" - Ned Kelly.
post #48 of 74
"But still I hadn't dreamt nothin' about me'n Ed. Until the end... And this was cloudier 'cause it was years, years away. But I saw an old couple bein' visited by their children - and all their grandchildren too. And the old couple wasn't screwed up, and neither were their kids or their grandkids. And I don't know, you tell me. This whole dream, was it wishful thinking? Was I just fleein' reality, like I know I'm liable to do? But me'n Ed, we can be good, too. and it seemed real. It seemed like us. And it seemed like... well... our home. If not Arizona, then a land not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved. I dunno... maybe it was Utah."
post #49 of 74
"Mother of Mercy, could this be the end of Rico?"
post #50 of 74
"Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much."
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