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post #51 of 58
6/14/07 at 1:42pm
If you're planning on answering the door naked, throw on a robe, tuck your tallywhacker in, and do your best Jamie Gum impression, including his wiggly dance. Extra points if you throw on a wig, carry a poodle, or ask them "Wanna fuck me? I'd fuck me".

They'll talk about you for YEARS.
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post #52 of 58
6/14/07 at 1:53pm
I think Bad Boys 2 covered how to deal with unwanted visitors pretty well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4pIJtt48g4
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post #53 of 58
6/14/07 at 2:08pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Wood
I think Bad Boys 2 covered how to deal with unwanted visitors pretty well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4pIJtt48g4
Damn you, now I want to see bad boys 2.I feel dirty.
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post #54 of 58
6/14/07 at 2:28pm
My freshman or sophomore year of high school I answered the door and didn't realize the elderly ladies were Jehovah's Witnesses. My dog was feverishly trying to escape, so I closed the door, and accidentally locked myself out.

I surreptitiously rang the doorbell repeatedly and my brother just ignored it, and occasionally peaked out the window. It was at least fifteen minutes before they stopped peppering me with questions like: "Do you know the name of God", or "Do you fear hell?"

I was sorely tempted to beat the shit out of my brother after walking around to the backyard and finding an open door.
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post #55 of 58
6/14/07 at 2:44pm
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Originally Posted by Rumteldat
Damn you, now I want to see bad boys 2.I feel dirty.
Don't worry. You're only human.
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post #56 of 58
6/15/07 at 1:46am
"You ever make love to a man?"
"No."
"You want to?"

Christ, now I want to watch Bad Boys II. Damn you, Chris!
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post #57 of 58
6/15/07 at 2:11am
Just doing my best to spread the gospel according to Bay.
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post #58 of 58
6/17/07 at 7:12am
You can always threaten them with a blood transfusion.
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