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From Wired Science

Sorry if this isn't the right forum for this.

I haven't yet seen the movie "The Yes Men" but I need to remedy that soon. Their latest:

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Yes Men Strike Oil: Civil Disobedients Shock Industry Conference With Flesh-to-Fuel Proposition
By Brandon Keim
June 14, 2007

"Without oil, at least four billion people would starve. This spiral of trouble would make the oil infrastructure utterly useless" -- unless their bodies could be turned into fuel.

That was the satirical message delivered by two corporate ethics activists to the Gas and Oil Exposition 2007 in Calgary, Alberta. The activists, part of political trickster collective the Yes Men, used the Exposition to stage their latest theatre of corporate absurdity, with Exxon/Mobil and the Natural Petroleum Council playing the fools.

The prank, intended as a critique of the fossil fuel industry's influence on energy policy, caused confusion and consternation on the final day of the Exposition, one of the industry's largest gatherings.

The NPC, which is led by former Exxon-Mobil CEO Lee Raymond, advises the White House on gas and oil issues. They were expected to announce the findings of a Raymond-chaired study, commissioned by the Department of Energy, on joint US-Canadian energy policy.

Instead, attendees of the day's $45.00 keynote luncheon were addressed by the Yes Men's Andy Bichlbaum, who identified himself as an NPC representative named Shepard Wolff.

After noting that current energy policies will likely lead to "huge global calamities" and disrupt oil supplies, Wolff told the audience "that in the worst case scenario, the oil industry could "keep fuel flowing" by transforming the billions of people who die into oil," said a Yes Men press release.

Yes Man Mike Bonnano, posing as an Exxon representative named Florian Osenberg, added that "With more fossil fuels comes a greater chance of disaster, but that means more feedstock for Vivoleum. Fuel will continue to flow for those of us left."

The impostors led growingly suspicious attendees in lighting Vivoleum candles made, they said, from a former Exxon janitor who died from cleaning a toxic spill. When shown a mock video of the janitor professing his desire to be turned in death into candles, a conference organizer pulled Bonanno and Bichlbaum from the stage.

As security guards led Bonanno from the room, Bichlbaum told reporters that "Without oil we could no longer produce or transport food, and most of humanity would starve. That would be a tragedy, but at least all those bodies could be turned into fuel for the rest of us."

Noting that "150,000 people already die from climate-change related effects every year," he added, "That's only going to go up - maybe way, way up. Will it all go to waste? That would be cruel."

The Exposition's organizers later issued a press release verifying that "the "environmental and corporate ethics activists" were not representatives of their respected organizations. According to Calgary's CTV news, the organizers "were approached by what they thought was a reputable company offering speakers from the Petroleum Council." Only after the debacle did they contact the Council and learn of their mistake.

Members of the Yes Men have previously posed as spokespeople for McDonald's, the World Trade Organization, Dow Chemical and the US Department of Housing and Urban Development.

Bichlbaum and Bonanno were each issued a $287 fine for trespassing.
I'm amazed that they still are able to hoodwink enough people to be able to keep doing this type of thing. Doesn't Big Industry have some sort of "terrorist watch list" that they consult before letting someone be a keynote speaker? Isn't there any follow up with the supposed agency of the speakers before they are confirmed to speak? I guess not, and that makes me very happy.
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I heart those guys.
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These guys are feeding babies to the Irish, cool.
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
These guys are feeding babies to the Irish, cool.
I am probably missing something obvious, but I have no idea what this means.
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Edit: Doh, WG beat me to it.

Nice work by the Yes Men, anyway.
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
Thanks. Wow, I feel stupid. Damn you, inferior education!

Or inferior intellect.
post #8 of 13
Might as well use the dead, they just lay around all day. That is unless hell is full then they just become a public nuisance. Either way there contributing nothing to the economy and it's time they start pulling their dwindling weight.
post #9 of 13
Nothing beats "SurvivaBall"



The Yes Men, a group of environmental and corporate ethics activists pushing a "SurvivaBall", designed to save corporate executives from the effects of global warming, pulled a prank on Halliburton at the Catastrophic Loss conference held at the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Amelia Island, Florida.

The group, which has pulled similar stunts on Dow Chemical Co. and the World Trade Organization, says it presented the phony global-warming-protection suits -- priced at $100 million each, nonetheless -- to show that corporations are more concerned about profits than taking expensive steps to reduce carbon emissions to reduce global warming.

The Yes Men distributed a phony press release through e-mail and set up a website, similar to the real Halliburton site. The orb was described as "...essentially a gated community for one."
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So hilarious!
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...the Yes Men's Andy Bichlbaum, who identified himself as an NPC representative named Shepard Wolff.
Cute.
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Soylent Gas is made from people! People!!!!
post #13 of 13
I would volunteer to be turned into flamethrower fuel. Feel my wrath!

Can someone please explain to me how dinosaurs and all that shit gets mashed up into gigantic subterranean aquifers of petroleum? It's a process I do not understand.
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