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Fuck you, Andruw Jones

post #1 of 20
Thread Starter 
You are the worst. Get out of my town.
post #2 of 20
The dude is an 0-for-4 machine and is KILLING my fantasy team. I seriously think I'm benching him for next week.
post #3 of 20
What he do? Rape, wife beating, or just the golden sombrero?
post #4 of 20
What kind of douche spells his name Andruw?
post #5 of 20
Thread Starter 
He is selfish and time and time again fails his team in the clutch, wearing that lame-ass smile as he walks back to the dugout. Additionally, he's lost a step in the outfield and his throwing arm is considerably worse. I have no respect for a guy who doesn't listen to his coaches and teammates when what he's doing obviously isn't working. I also have no respect for someone who has already made over 100 million bucks as a ballplayer allowing Scott Boras to bend truth to his needs, loyalty and logic be damned.

That said, I hope he takes Andruw very far from here.
post #6 of 20
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Originally Posted by Supremo
What kind of douche spells his name Andruw?
The douche would be his mother.
post #7 of 20
The Rangers are going to be looking for a centerfielder in the offseason, and I sure hope they don't try and venture after him.
post #8 of 20
As a Mets fan, I can roll with this sentiment.
post #9 of 20
FUCKING-A!

Dropped his sorry ass from my team yesterday. He can be someone else's problem now.

Kevin Kennedy defending him yesterday on the Fox pregame made me want to jump through the tube and strangle him. Said he was still one of the premiere centerfielders in the game. Kennedy put Jose Fucking Canseco on the mound for Chrissakes. He shouldn't even be allowed to tear tickets for MLB.

As for Jones going to Arlington, hopefully they'll win the Torii Hunter sweepstakes. He already lives in the area. Jones should be sent down for a reality check, contract be damned.
post #10 of 20
I feel for you Nick, Houston has Biggio taking forever and a fucking day getting to 3000 hits, all while a more capable guy sits on the bench. I love Biggio for what he's done and meant to the team but hit 3000 and promptly retire ffs.
post #11 of 20
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Originally Posted by Maximillian
As for Jones going to Arlington, hopefully they'll win the Torii Hunter sweepstakes. He already lives in the area.
Exactly what we're hoping for. I even remember when Ron Washington was first on the market looking for a managerial position. Torii was quoted as saying he'd play anywhere Ron managed because he admired him so much.

I think the only thing that would be in the way is Tom Hicks' stranglehold on his wallet. But I can't blame him after that A-Rod disaster.
post #12 of 20
The Rangers could have Mickey Mantle with bionic knees in center and they wouldn't win. Use that money on some pitching or save it for when some is available.
post #13 of 20
Preachin' to the choir, bud.
post #14 of 20
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Originally Posted by Zollicoffer
Exactly what we're hoping for. I even remember when Ron Washington was first on the market looking for a managerial position. Torii was quoted as saying he'd play anywhere Ron managed because he admired him so much.

I think the only thing that would be in the way is Tom Hicks' stranglehold on his wallet. But I can't blame him after that A-Rod disaster.
You a P-1 Zollicoffer?
post #15 of 20
I still remember when Andruw Jones Jones had been ranked as a better future prospect than Vladimir Guerrero. Oh the laughter.
post #16 of 20
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Originally Posted by Maximillian
You a P-1 Zollicoffer?
I have no idea what that is.
post #17 of 20
The Ticket? FM 104.1? The Metroplex's greatest local sports radio station? Nevermind. Go Rangers.
post #18 of 20
The Ticket is on AM 1310 and I rarely listen. Some of those guys' voices annoy the hell out of me. I've stuck with 103.3 ESPN.

Anyway, Andruw went 0-4 again. They should just go ahead and ARod him and bat him 8th.
post #19 of 20
He's still gonna get a greater then God contract from some team.
post #20 of 20
I'm wondering why the fuck Jones was in the top five in All Star voting.
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