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Mad Masturbator Shrugs Off Stabs

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A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's unit at Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/nation...019174853.html
post #2 of 5
"masturbation marathon"

These days, I can only do masturbation 5Ks.
post #3 of 5
Ungrateful bitch.
post #4 of 5
I think I did a half ironman the other day when the dreaded red flood came to town.

Maybe this guy just figured in his drug haze that the friend and her kid were giving him water to cool him off at way stations.
post #5 of 5
That wasn't amphetamines he took. That was Levitra. He could have continued for 24 hrs.
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