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Girl's feet lopped off at Six Flags

post #1 of 190
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/21/six...ent/index.html

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(CNN) -- A girl's feet were cut off Thursday when a free-fall thrill ride malfunctioned at the Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom Amusement Park in Louisville, Kentucky, police said.

A cord wrapped around the 16-year-old's feet and severed them at her ankles while she was on the "Superman Tower of Power," a police dispatcher said. The girl was taken to a local hospital.

The incident took place shortly before 5 p.m. ET, according to Six Flags spokeswoman Wendy Goldberg. The park remained open, but the ride in question was shut down and will remain so until the full investigation is complete, Goldberg said.

During the ride, passengers are lifted to 177 feet, suspended momentarily and then dropped, according to the park's Web site.

Passengers drop 154 feet at 54 mph, stopping "just 20 terrifying feet above the pavement," it adds.

"Feel the adrenalin rush of rapid ascent to the dizzying summit. That's when the Kryptonite kicks in and suddenly you're plummeting 177 harrowing feet to the pavement below," the description says.
Holy Crap! A friend of mine tried to talk me into going onto one of these free-falls rides a couple of weeks ago.
post #2 of 190
I've been on that ride at Great America just north of Chicago - you aren't "dropped" down, you are YANKED down at 54 MPH. I thought my anoos was going to come out of my mouth.
post #3 of 190
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"Feel the adrenalin rush of rapid ascent to the dizzying summit. That's when the Kryptonite kicks in and suddenly you're plummeting 177 harrowing feet to the pavement below," the description says.
I forget. Which color of Kryptonite lops your feet off?
post #4 of 190
She was heard screaming aarrrgghh my AnKal-els
post #5 of 190
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Originally Posted by horrid
She was heard screaming aarrrgghh my AnKal-els
Hooooly shiiiit.
post #6 of 190
I wonder if she's still tall enough to go on any of the other rides?
post #7 of 190
A little higher and she'd be kneeling before Zod.
post #8 of 190
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to horrid again.
post #9 of 190
Me and a buddy:

"the agony of de-feet"

"investigators are stumped"

"her feet got Brainiaxed"

"atleast now she'll never have to stand in line for t3h ride"
post #10 of 190
I was wondering when this news bit would make it here.

My favorite bit is the AnKal-Els
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post #12 of 190
Do you guys sit around and think deep about these jokes, or do they just come naturally? Either way, bless you, you glorious bastards.
post #13 of 190
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Originally Posted by horrid
She was heard screaming aarrrgghh my AnKal-els
It just needed repeating. Fucking Genius.
post #14 of 190
I don't think the courts will let her sue. She hasn't a leg to stand on.

Not my joke, stole it from a friend.
post #15 of 190
Last time they let Takashi Miike design a ride.
post #16 of 190
This thread is in the wrong forum.
post #17 of 190
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That's when the Kryptonite kicks in and suddenly you're plummeting 177 harrowing feet to the pavement below
Plus or minus a couple of feet.
post #18 of 190
In the original report they had a statement from the six flags CEO in a little addendum at the end. I guess they removed that appendage.
post #19 of 190
You're starting to lose your footing, horrid. I suggest you take a step back before you stumble.
post #20 of 190
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"The people on the ride just came and hit the ground," she said. "When I got up there, the lady she was just sitting there, and she didn't have no legs. ... And she was just there, calm, probably in shock from everything."
I wonder if she was doing this....
post #21 of 190
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Passengers drop 154 feet at 54 mph
So this happens often.
post #22 of 190
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
You're starting to lose your footing, horrid. I suggest you take a step back before you stumble.
Lets be honest, my jokes have bacome downright lame.
post #23 of 190
Honestly, you've broken stride. You're just hobbling yourself.
post #24 of 190
It's a shame, she used to be such an upstanding young lady.
post #25 of 190
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Honestly, you've broken stride. You're just hobbling yourself.
That's a very pedestrian observation. Now shoe.
post #26 of 190
This just in, a tourist was nearby video taping his family and caught the whole incident on film. NBC was going to air the video as an exclusive, but because of it's graphic nature the footage had to be cut.
post #27 of 190
This ride sure wasn't a walk in the park! Eh, guys? Eh?
post #28 of 190
Nexus, a girl was seriously injured. That's uncalled for.
post #29 of 190
I realise now it was a faux-pas. Sorry.
post #30 of 190
Someones always gotta take this shit too far, I weep for humanity.
post #31 of 190
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Originally Posted by Nexus
I realise now it was a faux-pas. Sorry.
Speaking of which, do you think the girl's going to need to get some faux-paws?
post #32 of 190
Reading about the girl, it's just sad -- her two favorite movies are Barefoot in the Park and Footloose.
post #33 of 190
She's not recovering too well either, doctors say she already has one foot in the grave.
post #34 of 190
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Speaking of which, do you think the girl's going to need to get some faux-paws?

If she does, I hope the park foots the bill.
post #35 of 190
The park should definitely toe the line on this one.
post #36 of 190
This is the second time someone's been hurt on this ride.

Clearly, man was not meant to fly.
post #37 of 190
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Originally Posted by Seabass Inna Bun
So this happens often.
Glorious.
post #38 of 190
Geez, you guys are a bunch of heels. I wouldn't be surprised if this girl wanted to put a foot in your ass.

Ahh, I'm just pullin' your leg.
post #39 of 190
Too bad she wasn't an employee, or she'd get severance pay.
post #40 of 190
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Passengers drop 154 feet at 54 mph...
That time, they dropped 156 feet.
post #41 of 190
Jesus, there is not enough reputation to go around in this thread. So very funny.
post #42 of 190
Sorry, everyone- I neglected to see that Seabass Inna Bun made a similar joke a few posts up. I've been defeeted.
post #43 of 190
I wonder if the hospital has cable?
post #44 of 190
The compassion on display is amazing, that said, I hope someone was able to locate the missing body parts, located only a few feet away.
post #45 of 190
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Originally Posted by radical friends
I wonder if the hospital has cable?
Yes, but it's broken.
post #46 of 190
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Originally Posted by Dragon Ma
The compassion on display is amazing
Yeah, I was waiting for someone to pull a MissZooey and come in here bitching about how we don't know how hard amputees have it.
post #47 of 190
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
Yes, but it's broken.
Maybe someone will bring her some books. She could pass the time with My Left Foot
post #48 of 190
I was being facaetious but I guess it didn't come off, that's why I pre-empted it with a joke.
post #49 of 190
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she was on the "Superman Tower of Power"
Its power is that it turns healthy girls into cripples in under 8 seconds. Beat that, Disneyland's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad!
post #50 of 190
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Yeah, I was waiting for someone to pull a MissZooey and come in here bitching about how we don't know how hard amputees have it.
Hey, Say what you will, but MissZooey has something like 10 green boxes of rep. For someone with only around 150 posts, that's got to be a world record, right? It's nearly one box per ten posts, for christin' out loud!
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