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post #151 of 190
6/26/07 at 1:04am
If I was this chicks friend I'd make sure everyone started calling her Feets. It'll help her get over her loss quicker and lets face it, it rolls right off the tongue.
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post #152 of 190
6/26/07 at 1:49am
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
If I was this chicks friend I'd make sure everyone started calling her Feets. It'll help her get over her loss quicker and lets face it, it rolls right off the tongue.
That would be especially great for her friends if she ever disappointed any of them.

They could bust out the old chestnut: "Feets, don't fail me now."
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post #153 of 190
6/26/07 at 9:56am



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"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer"

Now imagine TWO ! Twice the Ultimate !
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post #154 of 190
6/26/07 at 11:15am
Page 2?
Who'd of thought this thread had legs?

...no small feat!
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post #155 of 190
6/26/07 at 11:44am
Wow. The girl has already written her autobiography.

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post #156 of 190
6/26/07 at 12:01pm
I can only imagine her reaction to this thread would be to curl up in the foetal position and wonder why this is happening to her.
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post #157 of 190
6/26/07 at 12:04pm
“You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I went on vacation to Six Flags."
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post #158 of 190
6/26/07 at 12:13pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
“You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I went on vacation to Six Flags."
Taking the red-eye to Hades, huh?
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post #159 of 190
6/26/07 at 1:15pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Taking the red-eye to Hades, huh?
I would guess.

Footnotes would of been appreciated, of course; as I have no idea where that's from.
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post #160 of 190
6/26/07 at 1:28pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I went on vacation to Six Flags."
A little known fact is that a Jesus foot has the same luck as 101 rabbits' feet (which is offset by how difficult a JF is to use as a keychain).
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post #161 of 190
6/26/07 at 1:28pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
That would be especially great for her friends if she ever disappointed any of them.

They could bust out the old chestnut: "Feets, don't fail me now."
Damn, I cannot stop laughing at that one.

Ironically, they were planning on renting Happy Feet right after leaving Six Flags.
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post #162 of 190
6/26/07 at 4:18pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
“You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I went on vacation to Six Flags."

As I walk through the valley of the shadow death, I take a look at my feet and realise there's nuttin' left.
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post #163 of 190
6/26/07 at 10:56pm
Latest from CNN:
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A 13-year-old girl whose feet were severed in an accident on an amusement park ride is in stable condition in a Nashville, Tennessee, hospital, her family said in a written statement Tuesday.
That's good news -- I figured she'd be wobbling all over the place.
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post #164 of 190
6/26/07 at 10:57pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
Latest from CNN:

That's good news -- I figured she'd be wobbling all over the place.
*golf clap*

Bravo, sir.
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post #165 of 190
6/26/07 at 11:10pm
Good to hear she's taken the first steps on the road to recovery, sounds like she's hit the ground running.
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post #166 of 190
6/27/07 at 12:17am
Just when I thought this had gone on far too long...

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Richard Dickson again."
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post #167 of 190
6/27/07 at 10:58am
In ten years I'm going to be the unwitting douchebag at the bar who tries to pick this girl up by telling her my greatest achievement in life was beating that Japanese kid at Dance Dance Revolution.
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post #168 of 190
6/27/07 at 11:11am
Family is now saying that the park reps have not been in touch with her since they accompanied her to the ER.

I suppose the company's trying to figure out a defense for the lawsuit.
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post #169 of 190
6/27/07 at 11:23am
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
It needed to be shown again damnit!

geez...leave it to me to have to stick my foot in my mouth.
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post #170 of 190
6/27/07 at 11:25am
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector,
Family is now saying that the park reps have not been in touch with her since they accompanied her to the ER.

I suppose the company's trying to figure out a defense for the lawsuit.
Well, sombody's got to foot the bill, may as well be the park.

(Probably been used before, but fuck it. I'm going to watch a Walker rerun now).
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post #171 of 190
6/27/07 at 11:46am
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
I'm going to watch a Walker rerun now.
Sure mock the girl by watching the king of the roundhouse. I'm sure that would make her feel so much better.
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post #172 of 190
6/27/07 at 11:52am
You know what would make her feel better?

Having feet.
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post #173 of 190
6/27/07 at 11:55am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
You know what would make her feel better?

Having feet.
You mean they didn't let her keep 'em? They were her fucking feet, where do they get off?
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post #174 of 190
6/27/07 at 11:57am
I think we should get a movement together to send her yardsticks and tape measures, so she'll have all the feet she wants.
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post #175 of 190
6/27/07 at 12:13pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
You know what would make her feel better?

Having feet.
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Re-attachin' a girl's feet, and givin' a bitch a Phantom Foot Massage ain't even the same f**kin' thing.

Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.

Jules: Ballpark? Ain't no f**kin' stadium neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, pretendin' to touch some feet that aren't there, and gettin' those f**kers back where they belong, ain't the same f**kin' stadium, it ain't the same National Football League, it ain't even the same fuckin' professional foot-related sport/activity. Look, foot massages don't mean shit when you ain't got no feet.

Vincent: Have you ever given a Phantom Foot Massage?

Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about Phantom Foot Massages. I'm the Phantom Foot f**kin' MASTER.

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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
You mean they didn't let her keep 'em?
Sure they do. As a MAJOR AWARD!


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post #176 of 190
6/27/07 at 12:21pm
There's this thing people do on the internet where they say something they think they shouldn't and then they say tee hee I'm going to hell! Are you all going to hell? I do not know but I do know that if you are, then hell is a very, very unfunny place.
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post #177 of 190
6/27/07 at 12:25pm
This thread died somewhere far back on page 1, and Dickson and DARKMITE8 are trying to see who can out-fabfunk the other.
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post #178 of 190
6/27/07 at 12:38pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
I think we should get a movement together to send her yardsticks and tape measures, so she'll have all the feet she wants.
You're really on a roll lately. Like this poor victim if she's ever faced with a hill.
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post #179 of 190
6/27/07 at 12:42pm
BWAHAHAHAHA.LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Please no stoppy the funny!
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post #180 of 190
6/27/07 at 1:02pm
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Originally Posted by Slater
"Please keep hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, forever and ever."
Oh, great.... NOW you tell me!

I wonder if her sneakers were cute? What with her not exactly needing them anymore...
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post #181 of 190
6/27/07 at 1:05pm
Wow, 180 posts. Guess this thread has legs.
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post #182 of 190
6/27/07 at 1:08pm
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Originally Posted by travishall456
Wow, 180 posts. Guess this thread has legs.
But not any FEET or ANKLES or LAMPS...just like that one chick from Six Flags!
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post #183 of 190
6/27/07 at 1:31pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
Sure mock the girl by watching the king of the roundhouse. I'm sure that would make her feel so much better.
Sorry. OOHH! VH1 is running Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice"! That's the one were Christopher Walken dances all over the... uh...

Sorry, again!

Also, anyone make the Superman-Christopher Reeve-ain't walking too good connection yet, or is that too harsh?
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post #184 of 190
6/27/07 at 1:36pm
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post #185 of 190
6/27/07 at 1:45pm
Hooves would have thought it would get this bad?
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post #186 of 190
6/27/07 at 1:46pm
Look, with that kind of attitude, I am NOT telling you guys my really great Pee Wee Herman masterbation joke on the bus-ride to school.
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post #187 of 190
6/27/07 at 1:55pm
Okay, show's over, everyone over to the dead wrestler threads.
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post #188 of 190
6/27/07 at 2:17pm
And we're a looooooooong way from fabfunkian depths here. No one has suggested having sex with the severed feet yet.
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post #189 of 190
6/27/07 at 2:26pm
I'm still stunned by your ability to completely miss the gag.
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post #190 of 190
6/27/07 at 3:22pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
You mean they didn't let her keep 'em? They were her fucking feet, where do they get off?
Keychains! They could have let her keep them to make a lucky (or not so lucky) human's foot keychain! One for her, one for her best friend.
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