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post #51 of 190
6/22/07 at 1:29pm
You people should be ashamed of yourselves, tainting this girls tragic tale with your pedestrian sense of humor.
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post #52 of 190
6/22/07 at 1:32pm
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Originally Posted by Crow
You people should be ashamed of yourselves, tainting this girls tragic tale with your pedestrian sense of humor.
I guess you're right. That poor girl needs someone to stand up for her.
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post #53 of 190
6/22/07 at 1:55pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Yeah, I was waiting for someone to pull a MissZooey and come in here bitching about how we don't know how hard amputees have it.
Hey, I'd like to see you walk a mile in this girl's shoes and see how you like it.
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post #54 of 190
6/22/07 at 2:04pm
If they change the ride from "Superman" to "Saw"-themed, they're right back in business.
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post #55 of 190
6/22/07 at 2:39pm
Can someone dig up that old image of Gollum asking for pics?
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post #56 of 190
6/22/07 at 2:49pm
She'll have to learn to use KryptoKNEEs.
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post #57 of 190
6/22/07 at 3:01pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Its power is that it turns healthy girls into cripples in under 8 seconds. Beat that, Disneyland's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad!
I don't know why, but this is cracking me up.
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post #58 of 190
6/22/07 at 3:05pm
"Please keep hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, forever and ever."
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post #59 of 190
6/22/07 at 3:08pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Its power is that it turns healthy girls into cripples in under 8 seconds. Beat that, Disneyland's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad!
Disneyland's old People Mover ride puts both of them to shame with its mortality rate. Hell, if it was still around it would be competing with Iraq for death tolls.
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post #60 of 190
6/22/07 at 3:11pm
You sick fucks!
...a young girl is crippled for Christ'sake!!!

As Popeye used to say before kicking ass, "I've had all I can stand...I can't stands no more!!!"
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post #61 of 190
6/22/07 at 3:28pm
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Originally Posted by Graham
You sick fucks!
...a young girl is crippled for Christ'sake!!!
We can rebuild her. We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better... stronger... faster.

Shu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu.
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post #62 of 190
6/22/07 at 3:52pm
Very punny you guys.
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post #63 of 190
6/22/07 at 4:26pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Hey, I'd like to see you walk a mile in this girl's shoes and see how you like it.
That should be easy, since she's not using her shoes anymore.....
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post #64 of 190
6/22/07 at 4:28pm
Yeah, you should have thought about that before you made the joke, gravedigger. Because, she presumably would have lost her shoes when she lost her feet. There's probably a joke in there somewhere, actually.
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post #65 of 190
6/22/07 at 4:33pm
Ah, I see what you guys are doing here.



First the thread has some "rapid ascent to the dizzying summit" of puns. Then the Kryptonite kicks in and suddenly you're plummeting.

By the end there a stray cord lops off the string of posts leaving a bloody stump of a discussion.
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post #66 of 190
6/22/07 at 4:35pm
Sorry, I thought I was clearly sarcastic. I just didn't have any good foot puns to offer about missing a joke.
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post #67 of 190
6/22/07 at 4:46pm
Or missing 62 consecutive jokes, in Dr. Vivisector's case.
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post #68 of 190
6/22/07 at 4:47pm
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Originally Posted by JuxtaPosition
You're all making me a little cross now, cross now...don't walk, don't walk, don't walk...
Now, that was just a tad crass...How do we know her feelings on the 'BR Final Cut'?
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post #69 of 190
6/22/07 at 4:49pm
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Originally Posted by The LD
Sorry, I thought I was clearly sarcastic. I just didn't have any good foot puns to offer about missing a joke.
Stop tapdancing around the issue.
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post #70 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:14pm
Seriously, this is pretty bad taste. I'm sure if she ever found this thread on the internet she'd track you down and kick the ... oops, nevermind.
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post #71 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:14pm
What a miraculous ride! It hoists you over 50 yards straight up, but then you only drop 2 feet.
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post #72 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:22pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus
Stop tapdancing around the issue.
Look, I'm just saying that missing that joke was no easy feat.
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post #73 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:26pm
The lesson here: Never claim to be faster than Superman.

You're next Flash!
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post #74 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:26pm
If this ride had been metric, NONE OF THIS would ever of happened!

(At least this thread would of had to work harder...)
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post #75 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:27pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by The LD
Look, I'm just saying that missing that joke was no easy feat.
Your flip-flopping is confusing me, stop it.
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post #76 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:31pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham
If this ride had been metric, NONE OF THIS would ever have happened!

(At least this thread would have had to work harder...)

I agree that she would have been better off being just 61 centimeters short after the ride than what actually hapenned.
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post #77 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:39pm
This is what happens when you try to go toe to toe with the Man of Steel.
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post #78 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:43pm
This, of course, just shows that we need stem cell research. I mean, they're just embryos, they'll never grow to be feetuses.
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post #79 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:47pm
The ride seemed to be going well, until she got her FEET cut off at her ANKLES.
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post #80 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:48pm
feet
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post #81 of 190
6/22/07 at 5:56pm
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post #82 of 190
6/22/07 at 6:03pm
This thread needs a theme song.

(sung to the tune of Max Bygraves 'You Need Hands'...c'mon, you ALL know it!!!)

You need feet
to stand up straight with,
You need feet
to kick your friends,
You need feet
to keep your socks up,
And stop your legs from
fraying at the ends.

(Spoken monologue)

You need feet
to walk to Scunthorpe,
Or to dance
the hoochy-coo,
Yes the whole world needs
feet for something,
And I need feet
to run away from you.

(The Rutles, 1959)
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post #83 of 190
6/22/07 at 6:07pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham
This thread needs a theme song.

(sung to the tune of Max Bygraves 'You Need Hands'...c'mon, you ALL know it!!!)

(The Rutles, 1959)
In case anyone wants to hear it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOUBnGJcO5U
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post #84 of 190
6/22/07 at 6:10pm
Perfick.
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post #85 of 190
6/22/07 at 6:54pm
(To the hymn "Jerusalem"):

And did her feet in ancient time
Fall on Kentucky's mountains green?
And did the soles of both her feet
On Six Flag's pleasant pastures bleed?

And did the spout from her insides
Spray forth upon her crowded queues?
And were her shoes sailin' through the air
Among these shocked and panicked rubes?

Bring me My Toe of burning gold;
Bring me my Ankles of Desire;
Bring me my Shoes; O Keds unfold!
Bring me my Fallen Arch of Fire!

I will not cease to watch their flight
Nor shall my Crocs sleep on my feet,
Till we have seen her shoes sailin'
In Six Flags green and pleasant street.
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post #86 of 190
6/22/07 at 7:07pm
No joke here. I just love, love, love this thread.
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post #87 of 190
6/22/07 at 7:15pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
(To the hymn "Jerusalem"):

And did her feet in ancient time
Fall on Kentucky's mountains green?
And did the soles of both her feet
On Six Flag's pleasant pastures bleed?

And did the spout from her insides
Spray forth upon her crowded queues?
And were her shoes sailin' through the air
Among these shocked and panicked rubes?

Bring me My Toe of burning gold;
Bring me my Ankles of Desire;
Bring me my Shoes; O Keds unfold!
Bring me my Fallen Arch of Fire!

I will not cease to watch their flight
Nor shall my Crocs sleep on my feet,
Till we have seen her shoes sailin'
In Six Flags green and pleasant street.
...and the YouTube is...?
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post #88 of 190
6/22/07 at 7:21pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Yeah, I was waiting for someone to pull a MissZooey and come in here bitching about how we don't know how hard amputees have it.
Clearly, Alex, you and I got off on the wrong foot when we went toe-to-toe a few weeks ago. Though I stand by what I posted, and, it would seem that others have their feet firmly in my camp, perhaps I made a misstep by wording my posts so strongly. I really didn't put my best foot forward in that thread, but I'd appreciate it if you'd stop putting my feet to the fire. Because I think it would be the decent and and reasonable thing to do, I'd really like it if we could restart our relationship on better footing.


One gets some strange stuff when Googling "foot cliches."
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post #89 of 190
6/22/07 at 7:33pm
At least now we know what happens when you fuck with Dr. Scholl
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post #90 of 190
6/22/07 at 7:48pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey


One gets some strange stuff when Googling "foot cliches."
Tell me about it!...I've had these cliches since the beginning of this thread...just expanding out between my toes; disgusting, stinking, unwanted cliches...my best friends KNEW but said nothing...damn them.

This embrocation seems to be working, though...I'm just scabbed-over now.
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post #91 of 190
6/22/07 at 7:50pm
What with all the talk about Sicko, I'm surprised you guys haven't brought up the debate over who is going to foot the bill for this poor girl.
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post #92 of 190
6/22/07 at 7:57pm
I expected more from stump
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post #93 of 190
6/22/07 at 8:11pm
The girl already has more stumps than she needs.
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post #94 of 190
6/22/07 at 10:33pm
So when this girl get's out of hospital, I Imagine she'll be feeling footloose and fancy-free.
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post #95 of 190
6/22/07 at 10:46pm
Sounds like she walked into a Tarantino horror flick.
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post #96 of 190
6/22/07 at 11:08pm
Seriously, when something this bad happens at a theme park and you know they're going to ruin the fun for the rest of us and close all of this type of ride. Right now I'm just sitting around waiting to see how long it takes for the other shoe to drop.
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post #97 of 190
6/22/07 at 11:50pm
This stuff is really not funny, she had hop-scotch state championships this week.
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post #98 of 190
6/23/07 at 12:07am
Six Flags? More like Six FAGS! hahaha

Wait... am I doing this right?
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post #99 of 190
6/23/07 at 6:46pm
I didn't catch the poor girl's name... was it Ilene?

Unless she was Asian... maybe Irene?

Sorry, there I go putting my foot in my mouth.

EDIT:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nexus
Stop tapdancing around the issue.
I prefer the term "pussy-footing".
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post #100 of 190
6/23/07 at 6:58pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
I prefer the term "pussy-footing".
This thread should of stopped on a high with 'AnKal-Els'.
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