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Is it too late to let the South secede?

post #1 of 12
6/25/07 at 3:17pm
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A Forbes article recently came to my attention claiming that Larry the Cable Guy grossed $21.5 Million last year on tour. Not movies, not TV....just on tour. What the hell!?!

Excuse me while i go cut the sleeves off all my shirts.
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post #2 of 12
6/25/07 at 3:23pm
You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.
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post #3 of 12
6/25/07 at 3:30pm
You think he lives in trailer?
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post #4 of 12
6/25/07 at 4:05pm
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Originally Posted by Bill Brasky
A Forbes article recently came to my attention claiming that Larry the Cable Guy grossed $21.5 Million last year on tour. Not movies, not TV....just on tour. What the hell!?!

Excuse me while i go cut the sleeves off all my shirts.
How about we all band together and have Larry the Cable Guy shipped off, I don't really feel like seceding. We can do it if we form a united front. Just don't stare into his plumbers crack, it'll turn you to stone.
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post #5 of 12
6/25/07 at 11:09pm
I'd like to keep south Florida, if that's OK.
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post #6 of 12
6/25/07 at 11:22pm
Sorry Chris, but if it means ridding us of Larry the Cable Guy, I'm willing to sacrifice all of your loved ones and most of mine.
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post #7 of 12
6/25/07 at 11:24pm
Just Dan Marino then?
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post #8 of 12
6/25/07 at 11:50pm
Just get the word out quick that he needs to go check on his steakhouse in Vegas. No guarantees.
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post #9 of 12
6/26/07 at 12:12am
Eight posts in and no NASCAR related jokes? Come on!
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post #10 of 12
6/26/07 at 9:16pm
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Originally Posted by JGButler
You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.
Exactly. I can't stand that guy. He's fake on so many levels. Yeah his stuff is racist, but lots of comics' stuff is. I actually have more of a problem with the fact that he does the same jokes over and over. Nothing original. True, there's nothing wrong with doing a bit, but he pretends "Larry" is his true identity. It's like Johnny Depp doing interviews and appearances solely as Jack Sparrow. Dan Whitney caters to the lowest common denominator perpetually. For those of you that have never seen his early stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCJ7ESnjvHk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VROn7ZvVoW8
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post #11 of 12
6/26/07 at 10:27pm
Come on guys, you need us down here. I mean, have you seen the talent in these parts? I'll suffer (and indeed, it is suffering) with Larry if it means we get to keep all the beautiful Southern women. Have you been to a college campus in the Northeast? Ugh, it's like they've all been invaded by Rosie clones.
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post #12 of 12
6/26/07 at 11:14pm
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Originally Posted by donde
You think he lives in trailer?
Probably two double-wides duct-taped together.
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