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post #151 of 197
6/29/07 at 12:02am
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Originally Posted by DJ HiPPiE
I guess the weight set with real working cables will be sold seperately
I feel ripped off - a complete set should be a complete set.
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post #152 of 197
6/29/07 at 12:04am
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Originally Posted by India7
I feel ripped off - a complete set should be a complete set.
Yeah, but honestly who doesn't double dip these days?
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post #153 of 197
6/29/07 at 12:35am
It wasn't steroids that made the dude snap, it's this fucking ridiculous Georgia heat. I've lived down south my whole life, and these summer heat waves make me want to freak the fuck out. And this dude is from CANADA? Man, that putz never stood a chance down here.
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post #154 of 197
6/29/07 at 9:50am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Watch out, some is going to use those cat picture and write "I has a pillow! as one of the captions.
Or "I'M IN UR BEDROOM STEALIN UR OXYGENS"
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post #155 of 197
6/29/07 at 10:10am
The IMDb thread on Benoit makes me weep for humanity. I particularly like this little gem:

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Originally Posted by Scary human being
Now, when you find out that Chris murdered them..you take all the respect and everything you had for him...and you transfer it...to those two people who you hardly even knew.

Come on. You don't know what was going inside their house, You don't know if his wife was pushing him around or anything. No, that's okay though..we'll love them and hate him in return.
Me, I just feel sorry for this guy.
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post #156 of 197
6/29/07 at 10:12am
Hahahahaha his star meter has plummeted 70 percent!
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post #157 of 197
6/29/07 at 10:20am
You know, it's a good point. We haven't given enough thought to whether or not it was a justified murder of his mentally challenged 7-year old son.

Runner-up for creepiness in that post: the presumption that he somehow knew Benoit.
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post #158 of 197
6/29/07 at 10:40am
How long before a video game company can produce a game with a full roster of dead wrestlers?
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post #159 of 197
6/29/07 at 10:41am
Wikipedia has Benoit's page locked (you can view it, but not edit it) till July 8th to prevent vandalism.

So I guess on July 9th? A free for all!
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post #160 of 197
6/29/07 at 10:43am
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Originally Posted by Ian Challis
Me, I just feel sorry for this guy.
Maybe there's a Terminator knocking on this poor hairdresser's door.

"Ezz this da hooouze of Chris Benwahhh?"
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post #161 of 197
6/29/07 at 10:43am
The gold is going to be when the crime scene pictures hit the net. It'll be like Easter for sick fucks!
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post #162 of 197
6/29/07 at 10:46am
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Originally Posted by Ian Challis
The IMDb thread, like all IMDb threads, makes me weep for humanity.
Fixed.
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post #163 of 197
6/29/07 at 10:46am
The NBA almost had to release a statement because poor old Ben Wallace was getting so many angry letters for killing his family and himself.
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post #164 of 197
6/29/07 at 10:48am
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Originally Posted by Ian Challis
Me, I just feel sorry for this guy.
I'm going to chalk this up to my being really tired after working late, but the first thing that I thought was, "Wow, he was a hairdresser on the side? Huh... guess you don't often see the softer side of 'roided out homicidal pro-wrestlers..."
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post #165 of 197
6/29/07 at 11:04am
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Originally Posted by India7
I'm going to chalk this up to my being really tired after working late, but the first thing that I thought was, "Wow, he was a hairdresser on the side? Huh... guess you don't often see the softer side of 'roided out homicidal pro-wrestlers..."
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post #166 of 197
6/29/07 at 11:06am
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade
Check and Mate.
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post #167 of 197
6/29/07 at 11:43am
Please. Brutus the Barber was far from being the lamest.

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post #168 of 197
6/29/07 at 11:54am
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Originally Posted by Tim N.
Please. Brutus the Barber was far from being the lamest.
His finishing move, which shared a moniker with his surname, was really something to behold.
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post #169 of 197
6/29/07 at 11:58am
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade
Are those tights...see-through?
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post #170 of 197
6/29/07 at 11:59am
If it turns you on....yes.
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post #171 of 197
6/29/07 at 12:13pm
*fap fap fap*
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post #172 of 197
6/29/07 at 12:13pm
They are. And he was billed as being from San Fransisco.

Ah, the '80s.
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post #173 of 197
6/29/07 at 3:03pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade
What are his prices like? Because I hear that Sally Hershberger charges $600 a pop to come at your noggin with a set of hedge clippers.
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post #174 of 197
6/29/07 at 4:09pm
Funny enough, poor Ed Leslie (Brutus) ended up as a token clerk in a subway station. Sometime within two years or so of 9/11, he caused a huge incident at his station when someone found his cocaine and reported it as anthrax.

I read it on the Internet, so it must be true.
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post #175 of 197
6/29/07 at 4:28pm
Was his wiki page updated 14 hours before he was busted?
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post #176 of 197
6/29/07 at 4:49pm
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Originally Posted by Dario Delfino
Funny enough, poor Ed Leslie (Brutus) ended up as a token clerk in a subway station. Sometime within two years or so of 9/11, he caused a huge incident at his station when someone found his cocaine and reported it as anthrax.

I read it on the Internet, so it must be true.
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/wherea...brutusbeefcake
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post #177 of 197
6/29/07 at 5:04pm
Here we go. So it was three years later.
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post #178 of 197
6/29/07 at 11:00pm
Just watched Bill DeMott and Debra(stone cold's ex wife) on FOXNews.....Yeah that was fun.....if they were aiming to set wrestling back 1200 years they nailed it.

I'm sure Vince told everyone in the company to keep quiet but i'm loving how they are digging out wrestlers that haven't even wrestle in years.....Marc Mero????? Steve Blackman????? Bill DeMott????....They weren't even that important when they were wrestling....I wonder how many interview requests Hogan has turned down this week.....The only this missing from all of this is a 45 minute incoherent rant from the Warrior.

I'd pay PPV prices to see Bill O'reilly interview Scott Steiner.

Feds have now raided the doctor's mother's house....I get the feeling that this story will get even more fucked up come next week.
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post #179 of 197
6/30/07 at 7:45am
In light of the Chris Benoit nightmare, I came across this piece on wrestling, no doubt wrestling fans have seen it before but it's still interesting, Roddy Piper is quite candid about his career and Vince comes off like a douche.

http://www.dailymotion.com/bookmarks...s-in-wrestling
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post #180 of 197
7/2/07 at 3:37pm
Crippler Crossface used to finish son.
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post #181 of 197
7/2/07 at 3:51pm
So this was a mix-up after all. He didn't mean to kill his son, just cripple him. I guess I owe ArmandoRodriguez@411wrestling a great big apology.
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post #182 of 197
7/2/07 at 3:56pm
I think that kid learned a valuable lesson about not imitating wrestlers he sees on TV.
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post #183 of 197
7/2/07 at 3:59pm
Can you imagine how much more awkward all of this would have been if Benoit's finishing move was the Bronco Buster?
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post #184 of 197
7/2/07 at 4:08pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
I think that kid learned a valuable lesson about not imitating wrestlers he sees on TV.
Not quite. The kid's been doing a remarkably accurate Eddie Guerrero impression non-stop for almost a week.
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post #185 of 197
7/2/07 at 4:12pm
Schwartz, you are fucked up.

Fucked up, man.

HAVE SOME GREEN!
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post #186 of 197
7/2/07 at 4:17pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Can you imagine how much more awkward all of this would have been if Benoit's finishing move was the Bronco Buster?
I'd have thought the Stinkface would be the worst way to go.
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post #187 of 197
7/2/07 at 4:17pm
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Originally Posted by The LD
You know, it's a good point. We haven't given enough thought to whether or not it was a justified murder of his mentally challenged 7-year old son.
Right on, mentally retarded children are a dangerous bunch. The kid probably flew into one of his dervish rages and Benoit was unable to stop him through conventional means. I mean you can tell them to stop, but all they hear is "who wants cake."
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post #188 of 197
7/2/07 at 4:26pm
Courtesy of the maniacs at Fark

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post #189 of 197
7/2/07 at 8:21pm
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Originally Posted by Schwartz
Not quite. The kid's been doing a remarkably accurate Eddie Guerrero impression non-stop for almost a week.
Seriously, you should see the kid. He's a veritable dead ringer for that dead ringer.

(Figured somebody else would've swung at this softball by now, but apparently everybody grew a sense of class while I wasn't looking.)
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post #190 of 197
7/3/07 at 11:34am
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"who wants cake?"
Couldn't edit it for some reason.
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post #191 of 197
7/3/07 at 11:49am
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Originally Posted by Schwartz
Seriously, you should see the kid. He's a veritable dead ringer for that dead ringer.

(Figured somebody else would've swung at this softball by now, but apparently everybody grew a sense of class while I wasn't looking.)


Bravo.
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post #192 of 197
7/12/07 at 1:16pm
Holy shit.
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post #193 of 197
7/12/07 at 1:21pm
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Originally Posted by Ian Challis
Obviously these guys are the same ones helping OJ look for the real killers on every golf course in America.
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post #194 of 197
7/12/07 at 2:07pm
Oh. My. God. Tremendous. From the front page misspelling "unequivocal" to the COMPLETELY unsubstantiated "Double Homicide-Suicide or TRIPLE HOMICIDE?", this is impossibly depressing while still being kinda hilarious.

I do like the fact that they want the police to rule out "alternative possibilities". Which ones? Can we rule out death by evil, super-intelligent badger?

As a tip for these guys, when you're picking out a picture to use as your website's banner, try to avoid the one that makes him look like exactly the type of guy who would murder his family.
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post #195 of 197
7/12/07 at 2:29pm
Joke site? Please?
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post #196 of 197
7/12/07 at 2:31pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Joke site? Please?
Either way, people have too much time on their hands.
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post #197 of 197
7/12/07 at 10:24pm
I just viewed the "Justice for Benoit" site.
And I thought the "Free Paris Hilton" sites were bad.
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