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Damn Vampire Peacocks!

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/01/vam....ap/index.html

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Man pummels 'vampire' peacock

NEW YORK (AP) -- A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.

Animal control officials in Staten Island say the bird was beaten so fiercely that most of its tail feathers fell out and it had to be euthanized.

The seven-year-old male peacock wandered into the restaurant parking lot and perched on a car hood last week. Charmed employees had been feeding it bread when the man appeared.

A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'

Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them.
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Damn Vampire Peacocks!
Now that is a great band name.
post #3 of 8
they don't mess around with vampiric fowls in Shaolin. bird is just lucky he didn't wander into Park Hill (the house on haunted hill, everytime you walk by your back gets the chill).
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It's all part of a I Am Legend ARG. That guy's getting a free poster signed by Will Smith.
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Color me disappointed, I was hoping this thread would be about a new strain of blood-sucking peacocks. That's just a 70's style "nature attacks" movie just waiting to happen.
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Originally Posted by 555
they don't mess around with vampiric fowls in Shaolin. bird is just lucky he didn't wander into Park Hill (the house on haunted hill, everytime you walk by your back gets the chill).
I wonder if the guy lives at Killah Hills 10304.
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OK, Vampire Anatomy 101, crosses and running water don't do dick so forget what you've seen in the movies. You use a stake, silver or sunlight. If that don't work just keep kicking them 'till their feathers fall off.
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I read this whole thing with the voice of Grandpa in "Lost Boys" in my head.
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