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post #301 of 309
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector,
Crap, what is that? A baby seal, or Daffy Duck?
If I recall my Army field manual illustrations correctly, I think it's an 88mm mortar round.
post #302 of 309
It's a butt-plug known as 'The Excavator'.
I'm sure Swedish is MORE than familiar with it.
post #303 of 309
Can Nick program something past "Hated by God" at some point?

Miyagi's gonna hit 4 reds any day now and that has to be rewarded in some fashion.
post #304 of 309
"You are Swedish Miyagi".

That should do the job.
post #305 of 309
As long as that horrifying picture is in here, DaveB can't come in to go after Miyagi. He mostly posts at work and that is definitely NSF it.

And what do you think we'd have to do to get Nick to program four boxes to equal "You are Swedish Miyagi"? That would be excellent.
post #306 of 309
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
And what do you think we'd have to do to get Nick to program four boxes to equal "You are Swedish Miyagi"? That would be excellent.
And five boxes gets you a permanent .gif of a red ass to appear in all of your posts. Is that possible?
post #307 of 309
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~
And five boxes gets you a permanent .gif of a red ass to appear in all of your posts. Is that possible?
It should just change your avatar permanently to that pic of Diva's ass.

Please, please, please, Nick? We've been so good this year!
post #308 of 309
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~
And five boxes gets you a permanent .gif of a red ass to appear in all of your posts. Is that possible?
Awesome, Nick has some hard decision making to do before Swede hits four boxes. Of course if I had a vote, the redass .gif would be it.
post #309 of 309
swedish miyagi, how's it going there, big guy?! Long time no chat. Ahem. Look, I have a real small favor to ask of you. Could you please shoot Timo and/or Amphibatron a few recent pictures of yourself from the neck up? Those guys have a nice little tribute planned for the boards and I don't want you to feel left out.

Thanks in advance and I hope that you've made plenty of new friends around these parts since we last touched base. Take care.
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