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The Fourth "HOLY SHIT A FISH!" Thread

post #1 of 25
7/6/07 at 10:14am
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Ladies and gentlemen, from the depths of the ocean I give you OCTOSQUID!

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Workers call the latest find an "octosquid." It has the body of a squid and the tentacles of an octopus.
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post #2 of 25
7/6/07 at 10:17am
Does it have one of those crazy squid beaks?
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post #3 of 25
7/6/07 at 10:19am
It's a fucking Mini-Thulhu!
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post #4 of 25
7/6/07 at 10:31am
A squid with tenticles? Well now I've seen everything.
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post #5 of 25
7/6/07 at 10:36am
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Maybe it's nothing more than a long lost Wuzzle.
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post #6 of 25
7/6/07 at 10:41am
It's my secret Duke Fleed shame that I actually own Rhinokey.
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post #7 of 25
7/6/07 at 10:46am
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Scary. I was just thinking to myself that I have an unhealthy, Duke Fleed-esque knowledge of 80s animated series.
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post #8 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:01am
The answer is obvious -- squid are WHORES.
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post #9 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:12am
It's true they'll suck anything they can latch on to.
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post #10 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:18am
Why do octopuses get a pat on the back while squid get labeled as whores?
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post #11 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:23am
The ancient oceanic explorers used those sextant terms and they just stuck.
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post #12 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:28am
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron
Why do octopuses get a pat on the back while squid get labeled as whores?
I see this time and time again on the internet: guys stepping up to "defend" squid on message boards. They're cephalopods with sharp, horned beaks - let 'em stand up for themselves.
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post #13 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:33am
That thing's never gonna let you fry it or put it in a salad, so stop being captain save-a-squid
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post #14 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:38am
This thread offends me as a vertebrate.
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post #15 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:38am
I say if a squid likes it just as much as a octopus then that's great. A squid should have the right to explore their sexuality without the fear of being branded a slut. I just wish the squid had demanded the octopus use protection.
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post #16 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:44am
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It has the body of a squid and the tentacles of an octopus.
OCTOPUID


Half SQUID. Half OCTOPUS.



All CEPHALOPOD.



EDIT: It must be a herald for Octaman!

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post #17 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:45am
I heard the squid was raped but the marine biologist was Catholic and refused to administer a morning after pill.
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post #18 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:46am
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron
Why do octopuses get a pat on the back while squid get labeled as whores?
Well, just look at how a squid dresses. You know it wants it.
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post #19 of 25
7/6/07 at 11:58am

Another drunken squid, passed out in the parking lot.
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post #20 of 25
7/6/07 at 12:07pm
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to horrid again."
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post #21 of 25
7/6/07 at 12:18pm
This and the Duck Billed Platypus are proof that God was smoking weed when coming up with animals to populate the Earth.
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post #22 of 25
7/6/07 at 12:21pm
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Originally Posted by horrid

Another drunken squid, passed out in the parking lot.
It was a tradition to hang out in the parking lot before a Phish show. Why be so judgemental?
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post #23 of 25
7/6/07 at 12:35pm
I must spread rep before gifting you sir.
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post #24 of 25
7/6/07 at 1:43pm
Have the Japanese made ice cream or coffee or peanut butter crunchy treats of this thing yet, or are they still fucking it?
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post #25 of 25
7/11/07 at 7:51pm
Octosquid is a triumph of marine contraceptive proliferation./end sarcasm
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