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I will [B]never[/B] open this story

post #1 of 27
7/6/07 at 1:58pm
Thread Starter 
CNN.com-
"Puppy on leash dragged by SUV"
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post #2 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:01pm
Hahaha HTMLOWNED.

Yeah, I'm not opening that one either. I once saw a dog slide out the back of a pickup truck still leashed, and watching it frantically try to keep up with the truck as it pulled away from the intersection was the most horrific thing I've ever seen. I did like that everyone on the road started screaming and blowing their horns to save the dog.
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post #3 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:01pm
Hey, it's not all bad. Also on CNN.com:

"Larry the Cable Guy gets own beer"
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post #4 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:06pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel Williams
Hey, it's not all bad. Also on CNN.com:

"Larry the Cable Guy gets own beer"
I will never open that one, either [unless 'own' changes to 'eaten by' and 'beer' changes to 'bear']
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post #5 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:10pm
hahaha man you should see how the dog's skin is hanging off. It must've gotten dragged for a while. The video doesn't show it actually happening though (just him lying traumatized, skinless and bloody on a towel), so that makes it lose points.
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post #6 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:19pm
Was James Keach the arresting officer?
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post #7 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:19pm
I opened it. That dog is so sad.
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post #8 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:22pm
Well, since it's a chihuahua, it's technically not really a dog, but more of a rat.

Still is cruel as hell.
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post #9 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:35pm
I got that beat:

6-Year Old Girl's Intestine Ripped Out By Pool Drain Suction
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post #10 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:40pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
I was going to post that yesterday but I couldn't think of a witty headline.
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post #11 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:41pm
"This sucks" was the first thing that came to mind, but that's just too easy.
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post #12 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:45pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
"This sucks" was the first thing that came to mind, but that's just too easy.
Howbout: "This town need an ENEMA!"

I was encouraged by the fact she survived, until I read this:
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Abigail now has a permanent colostomy and will have to be fed intravenously for the rest of her life.
And...

The Consumer Products Safety Commission says "the suction from a pool drain can be so powerful that it can hold an adult under water, but most entrapment incidents involve children."

How is this legal/safe?
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post #13 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:45pm
"Chuck Palahniuk story comes to life"

Or better yet "Author of Fight Club Sues Disemboweled Little Girl"
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post #14 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:47pm
Wanna hear something gut bustingly hilarious?

Taco Bell face serious competition.
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post #15 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:50pm
Thread Starter 
I hate you all.
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post #16 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:51pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
"This sucks" was the first thing that came to mind, but that's just too easy.
It's a terrible, terrible story. I cringed.

To add insult to injury, I heard they had just seen 'Aqua teen hunger force movie film' prior to the accident.

(the colon is missing!)
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post #17 of 27
7/6/07 at 2:58pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
"This sucks" was the first thing that came to mind, but that's just too easy.
"Pool Drain Challenges Theory of What Little Girls Are Made Of"
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post #18 of 27
7/6/07 at 3:01pm
It's a funny, creepy world out there, I suppose. Is this thread a cause for inward inspection? How awful. I'll just pop in some porn instead.
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post #19 of 27
7/6/07 at 3:09pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky
(the colon is missing!)
Not even a semi-colon? ;_;
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post #20 of 27
7/6/07 at 3:13pm
Ugh, dear God I wish I hadn't read that.
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post #21 of 27
7/6/07 at 3:16pm
It's a difficult read. I found it very tough to digest.
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post #22 of 27
7/6/07 at 3:19pm
"Worst Clog Ever"

"Pool Drain To Be Featured on To Catch A Predator"

I'm going to stop now.
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post #23 of 27
7/6/07 at 3:22pm
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Originally Posted by Ali Mohamed
"Chuck Palahniuk story comes to life"

Or better yet "Author of Fight Club Sues Disemboweled Little Girl"
That's exactly the first thing I thought of. At least she didn't have to chew through it so she wouldn't drown.
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post #24 of 27
7/6/07 at 3:23pm
Here we go again.


She was heard screaming arrgh my intestkal-els.

Well that was just silly this had nothing to do with Superman, and took place under water, clearly I'm just e-Namor-ed with my own joke.
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post #25 of 27
7/6/07 at 3:27pm
Horrid wins.
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post #26 of 27
7/6/07 at 3:52pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
CNN.com-
"Puppy on leash dragged by SUV"
Poor bastard probably tried to keep up for the first mile.
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post #27 of 27
7/9/07 at 4:53pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brendan
I was going to post that yesterday but I couldn't think of a witty headline.
Ow, My Butt?

A friend, who berated me for sending him the text to Palahniuk's story awhile back, saw fit to send me a link to this story. Just as cringe worthy, only real.

I don't believe she "fell" though. Innocence my ass.
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