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post #201 of 213
8/14/07 at 11:49am
You assume correctly. Do not open that at work.

My favorite part is that it's bald. Why is it bald?
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post #202 of 213
8/14/07 at 12:38pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
You assume correctly. Do not open that at work.

My favorite part is that it's bald. Why is it bald?
...Because I've ordered 25 fo my Alien^3 re-imagining...also with anal openings (added extra, with dark brown edging...costs, though).
Anyone know Charles Dance's phone number?
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post #203 of 213
8/14/07 at 12:51pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
I just learned of something creepier than a Real Doll! A plastic bodysuit that allows one to pretend that their significant another is a Real Doll! Isn't that fucking horrifying? I'm going to go start drinking now!
I thought furries were the creepiest fuckers on the planet but that is a step beyond...it's so pink that it's like a no-fur furry suit.

It looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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post #204 of 213
8/14/07 at 12:54pm
Sometimes I can't climax unless I pretend my girlfriend is my hand. This is no different. What's the big deal about Realdoll bodysuits?
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post #205 of 213
8/14/07 at 3:27pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
You assume correctly. Do not open that at work.

My favorite part is that it's bald. Why is it bald?
Still at work. Still can't open the link till approximately 7 PM. So dare I ask what part is bald? I mean, I can pretty much assume you're talking about below the waist, but just humor me.
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post #206 of 213
8/14/07 at 4:03pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Still at work. Still can't open the link till approximately 7 PM. So dare I ask what part is bald? I mean, I can pretty much assume you're talking about below the waist, but just humor me.
Sorry. If I was talking below the waist, I would have said "hairless." In fact, my post originally said "hairless," until I realized that this is the land of the manchildren. I chose to be more specific, lest I subject all of us to endless Real Doll/bikini wax jokes.

Anyway - let's just say that it is both *ahem* hairless and bald. As in no hair. On its head.
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post #207 of 213
8/15/07 at 3:48am
I've only just watched this. Did I just see a guy mutter something about his doll smelling fishy, proceed to clean out its vag, and end up with a piece of cloth/brush covered in gunky yellow stuff? Ewwww.

It's been mentioned before, but there is a male version of this doll. I'm wondering if there are any women who buy these things. My guess would be no, because I don't think women are as prone to objectification as men are.
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post #208 of 213
8/15/07 at 7:36am
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Originally Posted by Gabriel Williams
I've only just watched this. Did I just see a guy mutter something about his doll smelling fishy, proceed to clean out its vag, and end up with a piece of cloth/brush covered in gunky yellow stuff? Ewwww.
Yes - that's the guy I mentioned in my first post, further up the page. Isn't he a fucking horror show? And I only saw the basic cable version of the documentary, and they showed him doing that. Gaaahh....

I finally checked out the link for the Real Doll suit, and at this time, I can only quote Mean Girls: "That's one scary mask, bro."
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post #209 of 213
8/15/07 at 7:47am
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
I finally checked out the link for the Real Doll suit, and at this time, I can only quote Mean Girls: "That's one scary mask, bro."
Makes a simple 'Gimp-Suit' seem positively restrained...
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post #210 of 213
8/15/07 at 8:01am
This shit's fucked up: http://www.dollforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums

Reading some of the posts in there has convinced me that there's nothing healthy about many of these people. For instance, there are dudes shooting videos of themselves fucking dolls and sharing the links with fellow aficionados. I would agree with the comments above that the doc didn't show a representative sample of RealDoll owners, in the sense that those in the doc are probably among the sanest and most presentable examples.
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post #211 of 213
8/15/07 at 8:21am
...the scariest thing about that site is the traffic it generates.
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post #212 of 213
8/15/07 at 11:33am
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Originally Posted by Graham
Makes a simple 'Gimp-Suit' seem positively restrained...
Seriously. The Gimp Suit becomes the classic "little black dress" in this particular scenario.
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post #213 of 213
8/14/09 at 12:47pm
I know it was looked at mostly as a laugh back when this thread was active, but I've brought the doc up in a Watch This Now due to it's new found relevance.

http://chud.com/articles/articles/20...RY-/Page1.html
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