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post #1 of 21
7/9/07 at 11:47am
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Only with cows.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=277582

I really don't see why they can't join the regular bull run but I guess they might get hurt, not much chance of that, running with cows, then again, I could be wrong.
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post #2 of 21
7/9/07 at 11:58am
Can cows even be made to run?

Also, this is some seriously idiotic shit. The bull run happens because it's a tradition. If you want to do it just for the hell of it you don't need to do it in the context of the San Fermines.
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post #3 of 21
7/9/07 at 12:42pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus
Can cows even be made to run?
Oh yes -- I've been on a narrow boardwalk in the middle of a lake and the cow coming the other way decided that my brother and I had missed the One Way sign.
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post #4 of 21
7/9/07 at 1:51pm
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The students say it's only logical that women should have their own bull-run.

"Cows, as well as bulls, have four legs and a natural instinct to run," says their manifesto.
It's been confirmed, as of Monday Jul 9 20:01 AEST a woman has been found who is retard enough to be perfect for swedish miyagi.
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post #5 of 21
7/9/07 at 1:54pm
Women can't participate in events like these because they may stop in the middle of the running to look at some shop windows, am I right guys?
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post #6 of 21
7/9/07 at 2:31pm
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I really don't see why they can't join the regular bull run but I guess they might get hurt, not much chance of that, running with cows, then again, I could be wrong.
Cows ARE an imminent threat because they often do their make-up while stampeding. Very unpredictable.
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post #7 of 21
7/9/07 at 2:54pm
This is a Far Side cartoon waiting to happen.
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post #8 of 21
7/9/07 at 4:53pm
In soviet Russia, Bull runs you!
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post #9 of 21
7/9/07 at 5:21pm
Eight posts and no joke about a shoe sale?
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post #10 of 21
7/9/07 at 9:41pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus
Women can't participate in events like these because they may stop in the middle of the running to look at some shop windows, am I right guys?
I thought it was because when they get lost they'll ask the bulls for directions.
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post #11 of 21
7/9/07 at 10:12pm
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Originally Posted by Russ Fischer
Eight posts and no joke about a shoe sale?
Nexus covered that in post 5.
He didn't specifically mention a shoe sale as such, but we all just assumed that, yeah, it would be shoes.
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post #12 of 21
7/10/07 at 1:45am
What stupid people, they can already participate in the bull run, what difference does it make whether it's cows or bulls?

But whatever, more opportunity for the bovines to get revenge for all the bull fighting and mass murder.
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post #13 of 21
7/10/07 at 4:15am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
What stupid people, they can already participate in the bull run, what difference does it make whether it's cows or bulls?
Have you ever seen cows or bulls?
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post #14 of 21
7/10/07 at 8:53am
Cow:


Bull:


...hhmmmmmmm...
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post #15 of 21
7/10/07 at 12:13pm
When you mess with the COWS, you get the uh... udders?



RIP, Paul Gleason.
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post #16 of 21
7/10/07 at 12:28pm
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton
Cow:


Bull:


...hhmmmmmmm...
Personally, I'm going with the cows. You could give them a pet and go for a nice walk together, rather than running madly through the streets and getting gored in the thigh. But, then again, I'm a big, dumb girl and we don't understand these things.

Ooo! Look! A shoe sale!
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post #17 of 21
7/10/07 at 12:33pm
True, but bulls don't have net guns hidden in their vaginas.
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post #18 of 21
7/10/07 at 12:34pm
I figure if I just stay near Bessie's head, I'll be fine.
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post #19 of 21
7/10/07 at 1:05pm
I've always wanted a pet cow. I would just have it stand there and chill while I sit back and chill as well. Although it would be kind of weird and pretty hard to do this since I live in an apartment in NYC.
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post #20 of 21
7/10/07 at 1:11pm
Maybe a goat, then? If you bough a bunch of cat grass for it, it'd probably be okay. Plus, you could still milk it.

I've wanted chickens for a while now. I really like birds. And I think these are awesome.
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post #21 of 21
7/10/07 at 3:08pm
Temprary Derailment: I think it's awesome that the company that sells Chicken-keeping stuff is named Omlet.

That's all - on with the bulls!
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