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Greetings from India

post #1 of 29
7/12/07 at 2:50am
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So yeah here I am sitting at a computer and the 2nd site I visit is Chud.com. Bloody hell its hot out here. Yes there are a few cows in the streets and the gas stations are run by white people out here. Its crazy!

Seriously though, having a great time out here. Stuff is cheap as hell, and makes me feel even more of an idiot being an American. Servants rock in the sense of not doing anything. Seriously, my ego is being stroked by one right now.

Here for a wedding and took some pretty good shots for the family. I wasn't even hired but the professional they did hire seemed pretty pissed off. I do act like a typical tourist and don't hide my accent, and pretend I don't understand a word... ...but I do and the looks on their faces is pretty good. Some of my best jokes are in an Indian/Apu voice, but here I'm kinda dry. Go figure.

If anyone wants something, please say so. It will give me something to say I'll get when I just want to go get a smoke.
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post #2 of 29
7/12/07 at 3:11am
The Incense from India is divine and heavenly. Stock up!
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post #3 of 29
7/12/07 at 10:03am
Where in India are you?

Man we didn't find a lot of cheap and good deals, because our driver over there had some type of deal with the stores and kept taking us to the most expensive places.
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post #4 of 29
7/12/07 at 11:15am
Ironically, my boy has told me that leather jackets are real cheap over there. You may want to check that out. Of course my boy's family lives in Southern India so it may be hard if you're only staying in Northern India.
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post #5 of 29
7/12/07 at 11:27am
Don't let Song of Kali happen.
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post #6 of 29
7/12/07 at 11:32am
I need to speak to someone who speaks English without a thick accent the next time my 360 breaks so just stay there and get hired by MS customer service. Thanks.
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post #7 of 29
7/12/07 at 11:33am
Be sure to pick up a "I Left My Heart at Pankot Palace" t-shirt.
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post #8 of 29
7/12/07 at 12:37pm
What about that long-running joke about how the cab drivers in India are American and vise versa. Any truth to that?
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post #9 of 29
7/12/07 at 12:50pm
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Originally Posted by donde
Ironically, my boy has told me that leather jackets are real cheap over there.
Yeah, but they're all made by slave children chained beneath the palace by evil cultists/fashion entrepeneurs... so you'll have that guilt lingering every time you strike a "Fonzie".
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post #10 of 29
7/12/07 at 12:54pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
What about that long-running joke about how the cab drivers in India are American and vise versa. Any truth to that?
Of course not, but they look like fun as long as you don't get into a car accident since you are very likely going to fly out of it in a collision.

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post #11 of 29
7/12/07 at 12:55pm
Oh yeah, I recognize those cabs. They're also in Thailand and were featured in a crazy-ass chase in Ong-Bak.
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post #12 of 29
7/12/07 at 1:05pm
When visiting the many temples, don't forget to cover your heart.
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post #13 of 29
7/13/07 at 2:58am
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Thanks guys.

Right now I'm in Madras, southern India. This saturday, I head to New Delhi. I'm hitting up all of India pretty much.

No the can driver thing is pretty much wrong, but the Dairy Queens here are run by white people.

I'll post some pics too, but yeah I've been covering my heart, but not my stomach, as its been ripped to shreds (but not yet lit on fire). If I see Harrison, I'll make him drink the blood of Kahli, so he can stop making Indy 4.
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post #14 of 29
7/13/07 at 3:02am
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
I need to speak to someone who speaks English without a thick accent the next time my 360 breaks so just stay there and get hired by MS customer service. Thanks.
Hmm I'd pick up, start speaking in the typical voice, then say normally "Oh and please visit chud.com you fucker"
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post #15 of 29
7/16/07 at 9:06am
Lucky you! I missed my one invite to go to a wedding in India. Still regret that one... but my friend had his wedding in January, when even the student airfares were outrageous.
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post #16 of 29
7/16/07 at 9:10am
So how long are you out there?

Ironically I didn't eat a lot of Indian food while in India :-) I was with a group of guys who didn't want to try anything different, so we ate a lot at the hotel. The little Indian food I ate, I didn't mind. Just got sick because I must have eaten something with some shellfish sauce of some type (I'm allergic).
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post #17 of 29
7/18/07 at 6:43pm
Just a note to say I'm dying of travel envy. I've never been to India, but would love to go!
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post #18 of 29
7/18/07 at 6:58pm
That reminds me I really ought to write to my friend in Madras.

I guess my burning question is whether Dr. Bombay's "Rice and Curry" has been adopted as the national anthem yet.
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post #19 of 29
7/20/07 at 8:28am
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I'm in India for another 2 weeks or so, leaving Aug 4th.

God its so hot out here. I'm in a little net cafe, checking the news back in the states. I've been seeing temples upon temples, its kinda mind boggeling.

First thing I do when I get home? Order me a steak.
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post #20 of 29
9/22/07 at 12:59pm
So you never posted any pics from your trip. I'm going to Hyderabad today, then next week 2 days in Mumbai. Didn't think I was going to go back so soon to India. This time I have a weekend to look around, but not sure how much there is to see in Hyderabad.
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post #21 of 29
9/22/07 at 3:02pm
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Originally Posted by SAIRUS
Servants rock in the sense of not doing anything. Seriously, my ego is being stroked by one right now.
I always enjoy learning foreign words for 'penis'.
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post #22 of 29
9/25/07 at 1:38am
Whatever you do, don't get mugged by this guy. He looks tough.

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post #23 of 29
9/25/07 at 2:17am
Watch out for monkeys. Those guys are fuckers over there.
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post #24 of 29
9/25/07 at 4:19am
Mundt, if Sairus is STILL in India, something has gone HORRIBLY fucking wrong.
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post #25 of 29
9/25/07 at 5:04am
Never go to the bathroom, and coloring your Timberland boots black will not allow them to pass for dress shoes.
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post #26 of 29
9/29/07 at 5:15pm
I haven't seen Sairus here in India yet, I think we have a missing CHUDster.

Care to explain the bathroom comment, it could mean so many things :-)
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post #27 of 29
10/1/07 at 12:30am
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
Mundt, if Sairus is STILL in India, something has gone HORRIBLY fucking wrong.
I'm telling you...monkeys.
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post #28 of 29
10/5/07 at 1:44pm
Well this was kinda fun ...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sQOAEJiiPYM
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post #29 of 29
10/5/07 at 1:48pm
I was mesmerized by the glossy pants.
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