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post #1 of 75
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http://www.tonawanda-news.com/local/...192134718.html

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LOCKPORT: Dog attack probe continues
By April Amadon/amadona@gnnewspaper.com
The Tonawanda News

The investigation continues into Sunday’s bizarre dog attack involving a pit bull and a 2-year-old boy.

Lockport Police Detective Capt. Larry Eggert said they are interviewing more witnesses in the case and meeting with dog behavioral experts to try and figure out what motivated the dog to sexually assault a young boy.

The incident occurred around 2 p.m. in a Washburn Street apartment. The dog, a 2-year-old pit bull named Bear, reportedly sodomized the boy during the attack.

Eggert said the boy’s mother was in another room when the incident occurred.

“She left the baby alone for a short period of time,” he said. “She heard a scream, she ran in the room and saw the dog and the boy.”

The woman began yelling at the dog, which spooked it, causing it to run outside, still attached to the boy, Eggert said.

The dog dragged the boy out onto the porch, where neighbors saw what was happening, he said.

“They heard the mother screaming,” Eggert said. “Together they were able to disentangle the dog and the boy.”

The toddler was taken to Women’s and Children’s Hospital of Buffalo, where he remains after having surgery Sunday night. Eggert said he may need further reconstructive surgery in the future.

Niagara County SPCA Executive Director Al Chille said the dog was still being held at the facility on Tuesday and will remain there pending the police investigation.

The pit bull had been with the family for two years and had no history of aggression, Eggert said.

A DNA sample was taken from the dog to compare with DNA taken from the boy to ensure the attack actually did take place, he said.

Eggert said investigators plan to sit down with the Niagara County District Attorney’s office to determine if any charges will be filed.

“It’s not a pleasant case to have to work with,” Eggert said. “It’s almost unbelievable.”
Poor kid. Bad dog! Bad dog!
post #2 of 75
Uhh...

Still attached?
post #3 of 75
Always heed Barker's advice. Have your pets spayed or order or this shit can and will occur.
post #4 of 75
When I read that the still attached bit, I burst out laughing. Should I feel bad?
post #5 of 75
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
Uhh...

Still attached?
That was the part that stuck out to me.
post #6 of 75
That's what he said.
post #7 of 75
Thread Starter 
I set 'em up...
post #8 of 75
Now that's a load of (pit) bull.

post #9 of 75
Why would anyone have a pit-bull AND a baby? Jebus that's just asking for it. And yes attached is fucked up, but if you've ever seen dogs screw you'll understand why they were attached and why the boy needed surgery. Sad sad story for the kid. Fox should start airing a show based on things like this, "When retarded parents attack," or something similar.
post #10 of 75
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Originally Posted by the Tonanda News
Lockport Police Detective Capt. Larry Eggert said they are interviewing more witnesses in the case and meeting with dog behavioral experts to try and figure out what motivated the dog to sexually assault a young boy.
I'm no dog behavioral expert, but I'm going to go with "he was somewhat warm and within a 400% deviation of the dog's own size" until a full psych profile of the pit bull becomes available.
post #11 of 75
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
if you've ever seen dogs screw you'll understand why they were attached and why the boy needed surgery.
Do their dicks shoot out metal spikes like that Asian guy in X3?
post #12 of 75
The dog just really loves kids.
post #13 of 75
Man's best friend with benefits.
post #14 of 75
I emailed this story to my friend and he found it disgusting. I laughed until I cried. He thought I was an evil bastard. I think he's soft because he has a newborn and a toddler. Oh those wacky dogs!!!
post #15 of 75
I don't know why, but I suspect that we've got the makings of a cat person on our hands.

Also, this is exactly the sort of thing Octosquid would never do.

Also, what's the hobo symbol for "Two-Year Old Rapin' Pit Bull Inside"?
post #16 of 75
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Quarant
Do their dicks shoot out metal spikes like that Asian guy in X3?
Worse:

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Male dogs are not, I repeat, not built like human males. Though the human penis can grow very hard there are no bones inside unlike the male dog. Several things happen to the penis during mating that, if not handled properly, can be very painful and even damage the stud for life.Once the stud achieves penetration the penis substantially engorges and the glands at the base that appears like a large knot will also swell. This knot along with the contracting muscles of the vagina will lock the coupling pair. This connection is called a "tie". Once the pair is tied they must be kept together until mating is complete and the males' organs have shrunk enough to allow him to slip free comfortably. A tie can last from 10 to 45 minutes so be ready to wait.
Yes, I just googled "dog penis knot" for the first time. Or was it?
post #17 of 75
This is going to be a fucked up episode of the SUV. Does Dakota Fanning have a little brother who could play the part of rapee?
post #18 of 75
Oh sweet jesus. Department of Child Services is gonna come down hard on that family.
post #19 of 75
"In Soviet Union, dog gives bone to you!" - Yacov Smirnoff
post #20 of 75
You wonder after the cop who came on scene and discovered this turned to his partner and said:

Cop #2: You okay?
Cop #1: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Cop #2: What now?
Cop #1: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
post #21 of 75
I'm gonna go with one of the feaux taglines from the timely The Breed review:

Their doggy-style… is a real BITCH.

First, they hump your leg, then… they EAT it.

“Sick Balls”, indeed.



Creature-Corner/CHUD synergy, folks!


Or, I'll just tweak the existing one from the article Amphibatron posted: "Dog probe probe continues."
post #22 of 75
I just want to know if the toddler was naked or if the pit bull burst through his diaper like some sort of reverse alien.
post #23 of 75
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7
I just want to know if the toddler was naked or if the pit bull burst through his diaper like some sort of reverse alien.
I asked myself that same question, but that's if you assume he mounted from the rear.
post #24 of 75
Whey are people allowed to own these dogs? It's not enough they maim people, now they are raping little boys?
post #25 of 75
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7
I just want to know if the toddler was naked or if the pit bull burst through his diaper like some sort of reverse alien.
The kid was asking for it. Look how he's dressed!
post #26 of 75
Yeah, any animal rights supporter is gonna have a real difficult time trying to defend this one.
post #27 of 75
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica
Whey are people allowed to own these dogs? It's not enough they maim people, now they are raping little boys?
You say that like pit bulls all got together and took a vote or something.

Anyway, dogs try hump everything when they're in heat. A friend of mine has a little cousin with down syndrome. One day when the whole family was together for lunch, they left the girl alone for one minute in the room with their border collie. And when they reentered the room they found the dog furiously humping her face.

EDIT: spelling
post #28 of 75
When I imagine the cops running around the neighborhood chasing around this dog, I just can't get the Benny Hill theme to stop playing.
post #29 of 75
Well, I heard this one:

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Originally Posted by Quarant
A friend of mine has a little cousin with down syndrome. One day when the whole family was together for lunch, they left the girl alone for one minute in the room with their visitor. And when they reentered the room they found fabfunk furiously humping her face.
and this one

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Originally Posted by Quarant
A friend of mine has a little border collie. One day when the whole family was together for lunch, they left the dog alone for one minute in the room with their visitor. And when they reentered the room they found fabfunk furiously humping it's face.
post #30 of 75
Wow! Somebody just won Stephen Colbert's "Alpha Dog of the Week" unanimously.

This has the makings of a really perverse Disney movie: The Shaggy Rapist!
post #31 of 75
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7
I just want to know if the toddler was naked or if the pit bull burst through his diaper like some sort of reverse alien.
I swear, I was thinking the exact same thing when I was reading this, including the reverse alien part.

I just finished reading that story about the teens who forced a little boy to have sex with his mother and now this. CHUD, the place to lose all faith in humanity (and dogs)
post #32 of 75
They may have grown quite attatched to each other, but it's just a case of puppy love, it'll never last.
post #33 of 75
Just in time for potty training season.
post #34 of 75
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Originally Posted by Quarant
You say that like pit bulls all got together and took a vote or something.
You mean they planned this from the beginning? Even worse.

What I'm saying is we always have these stories about pit bulls doing horrible things to other humans, maybe these are not animals that people should own as pets in their homes.
post #35 of 75
I'm not saying you're wrong, but we always get stories of how movies and video games make people violent and crazy. I'm not sure pit bull stories are any less reactionary.
post #36 of 75
In general, something about most pit's brains are wired wrong, and I'm not talking about ones that have been trained to fight, kill, maim or um, rape.

I don't trust them because they can have a massive mood swing at any time. I've hand a few lick my hand only to try to take it off my arm moments later. It could be they were just taste-testing my flesh though. I also have friends who have the sweetest pits ever. They're like the snakes of the dog community. Wiley devils.

In California I guess they're trying to get them all euthanized(if that's not a rumor), but that seems extreme. Some people love these animals like their children(when they aren't mauling or raping them, anyway), so I think that's too much. Maybe have them all fixed instead, they're not going to go extinct anytime soon.

Woah, got serious there for a moment. Disregard this post.
post #37 of 75
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Originally Posted by horrid
I'm not saying you're wrong, but we always get stories of how movies and video games make people violent and crazy. I'm not sure pit bull stories are any less reactionary.
Nobody claims that movies actually kill or rape you.
post #38 of 75
Maybe not, but MAID IN MANHATTAN stole my wallet once.
post #39 of 75
Everyone remember this, next time you hear someone preaching about how dog-fighting is a bad thing. You take that past-time away from a pit bull, and they will rape young boys.
post #40 of 75
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica
Nobody claims that movies actually kill or rape you.
That's not where I drew a likeness. I'm Just saying that if you're going to condemn a species of animal, then I hope you have more to back up your claims that they're an inherently dangerous form of dog than what you heard from reactionary news reporting.

Whenever there’s a school shooting you hear from the "it's all movies fault" side and then a little of the “fuck off the guy was just crazy” side. In these dog attacks you hear the “pit bulls are dangerous” side, and the “fuck off they're just like any other dog, it's the owners that make them behave badly” side.

I have no knowledge of dog breeding or dog psychology so for all I know they are inherently dangerous. I'd just like to see expert opinion and statistics to back up the claim not just go off the word of reports that go out of their way to be as shocking as possible.
post #41 of 75
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Originally Posted by horrid
That's not where I drew a likeness. I'm Just saying that if you're going to condemn a species of animal, then I hope you have more to back up your claims that they're an inherently dangerous form of dog than what you heard from reactionary news reporting.
Pitbulls, or the American Pit Bull Terrier as is their official name, were created in the mid-1800s by cross-breeding numerous bull-terrier combinations. The purpose for creating such a breed?

Surprise! Dog-fighting in Ireland, England, and the U.S. What a fucking novel idea. This type of dog created specifically for its aggression and strength, is the ideal pet for your home!
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I have no knowledge of dog breeding or dog psychology so for all I know they are inherently dangerous. I'd just like to see expert opinion and statistics to back up the claim not just go off the word of reports that go out of their way to be as shocking as possible.
Wiki
post #42 of 75
Ok after doing a bit of stastical research myself I'm willing to concede Pit bulls do seem to be alot more prone to attcking people, and Having them around kids is really fucking dumb. My main concern though, was people basing their opinions soley on headlines, (not saying that's what anyone here did) which I think is never a good idea.
post #43 of 75
I'm not advocating extermination of pit bulls, I'm just saying it is very apparent these animals can be very dangerous, and a lot of people can't handle them.

Let's say they are not as aggressive as they seem, which I doubt very much. Obviously these things can be easily turned into killing machines by their owners, either on purpose or by neglect. This means there are people who shouldn't own pit bulls, and that's my point.

Feel free to make the argument that guns don't kill people, people kill guns. But in this case, that's even harder to make. I shouldn't have to be walking down the street with Joe Blow walking his pit bull and worry if he's going to restrain the animal properly lest it kill me or my kids.
post #44 of 75
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica
Nobody claims that movies actually kill or rape you.
I dunno, man. There are a lot of Star Wars fanboys with violated childhoods who would disagree...
post #45 of 75
I agree, I wasn't defending the animals, or saying they were safe, because I honestly didn't know one way or the other. After finding out just how frequently these dogs attack people, I definatly think there needs to be serious restrictions on where they're allowed to be and who is allowed to own one.
post #46 of 75

"I knew society would never understand our love. And you know what? THEY NEVER WILL!"
post #47 of 75
The dog actually penetrated the kid? How the fuck is that even possible? I can understand it randomly humping some part of the boy, but actually finding the hole? Did it spit on its dick beforehand, too?
post #48 of 75
When crotch-licking just ain't cutting it...

This was bound to happen in this extremely strict household, where dog's giving THEMSELVES paw-jobs wasn't allowed.



*Click at your own risk.


EDIT: I also imagine that Humphrey the Humping Dog will NOT be a stocking stuffer this holiday season at their home.

post #49 of 75
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Originally Posted by whiskaz
The dog actually penetrated the kid? How the fuck is that even possible? I can understand it randomly humping some part of the boy, but actually finding the hole? Did it spit on its dick beforehand, too?
I doubt it. I heard it was just really ruff sex.
post #50 of 75
The worst thing about pit bulls is that they're notorious for not using protection.
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