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post #51 of 75
7/13/07 at 2:50pm
I just hope the dog had the common courtesy to give the kid a reach-around.
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post #52 of 75
7/13/07 at 3:16pm
Who was the responding officer 1st on the scene?

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post #53 of 75
7/13/07 at 7:08pm
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Originally Posted by JWFokker
The dog's penis (because it actually has a bone inside) probably punctured and tore through the kid's rectum
Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!

*Sorry, I've always wanted to use that joke
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post #54 of 75
7/14/07 at 12:53am
NAMBLA and PETA will probably have a joint press conference to address the situation.
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post #55 of 75
7/14/07 at 11:06am
Man, as someone who went to school in the area, what a way for it to get noticed. At least there's a possibility that they might change Buffalo's slogan.

Buffalo: Where A Dog's Going to Hump Your Baby.
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post #56 of 75
7/14/07 at 11:16am
Boy, I bet the first one was the bitch of the bunch.
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post #57 of 75
7/14/07 at 11:37pm
This thread made me laugh; is that wrong?
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post #58 of 75
7/15/07 at 1:43am
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Originally Posted by Ali Mohamed
Man, as someone who went to school in the area, what a way for it to get noticed. At least there's a possibility that they might change Buffalo's slogan.

Buffalo: Where A Dog's Going to Hump Your Baby.
Buffalo: Come for the Beef on Weck, stay for the Canine sodomy
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post #59 of 75
7/15/07 at 5:19am
I work animal seizure cases at the justice court. If there's one animal I'd like wiped off the face of the fucking earth it's a pitbull. Terrible, terrible creatures. I haven't seen any kids raped by dogs, but I've seen some pretty horrible things done by pitbulls.
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post #60 of 75
7/15/07 at 5:41am
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Originally Posted by D. Richard
Pitbulls, or the American Pit Bull Terrier as is their official name, were created in the mid-1800s by cross-breeding numerous bull-terrier combinations. The purpose for creating such a breed?

Surprise! Dog-fighting in Ireland, England, and the U.S. What a fucking novel idea. This type of dog created specifically for its aggression and strength, is the ideal pet for your home!
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When treated well, APBTs typically have sunny personalities. They are very sweet, curious, intelligent, and clownish. They are noted for their outgoing, affectionate, eager-to-please disposition and their fondness for people. They adore attention, often relishing the company of humans and are notorious for their loyalty to their masters, even giving their lives for them. When raised with a firm but fair hand an APBT can make a wonderful family pet, however, APBTs can also be stubborn and prone to display aggression towards other dogs. Thus, they should not be the first choice of dog for a novice dog owner.

Many APBT have stable and dependable temperaments. However, a firm, even hand and early obedience training are musts for this breed.
Owning any dog is work. It's a fucking animal you have to train and condition. Raising a dog improperly sometimes just gets you chewed up furniture. If you don't have the time/patience/inclination to domesticate an animal you own, get a fucking cat.
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post #61 of 75
7/15/07 at 7:35am
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Originally Posted by Phil!
Raising a dog improperly sometimes just gets you chewed up furniture.
I had a friend in high school that had a pit in her backyard. Never mind the furniture, that dog chewed up a fucking cinder block in the span of a few weeks. It spent the rest of it's leisure time hanging from a rope... for hours at a time.

Needless to say I never played fetch with that dog.
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post #62 of 75
7/16/07 at 8:01am
Now, I'd never say a baby had it coming...but

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post #63 of 75
7/16/07 at 10:11am
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Originally Posted by horrid
Now, I'd never say a baby had it coming...but
Obviously the baby wanted it! Look how he's dressed!
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post #64 of 75
7/16/07 at 10:51am
Gagging for it...little slut...

Soon to be just another temporary canine appendage and feel used.
Well, I DON'T buy it!!
He had it coming!!

[Cue CHICAGO song/dance routine]
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post #65 of 75
7/16/07 at 11:14am
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Originally Posted by Phil!
Owning any dog is work. It's a fucking animal you have to train and condition. Raising a dog improperly sometimes just gets you chewed up furniture. If you don't have the time/patience/inclination to domesticate an animal you own, get a fucking cat.
Pretty much. As far as dogs goes, Pitbulls, Rottweilers, German Shepherds, Malamutes, they're all powerful breeds that NEEDS exercise and attention, more than a Pomeranian. The Pomeranian will nip. The Pitbull will cause damages such as this.
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post #66 of 75
7/16/07 at 11:17am
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7
I had a friend in high school that had a pit in her backyard. Never mind the furniture, that dog chewed up a fucking cinder block in the span of a few weeks. It spent the rest of it's leisure time hanging from a rope... for hours at a time.

Needless to say I never played fetch with that dog.
You should have tried it with a bowling ball.
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post #67 of 75
7/16/07 at 1:19pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
Pretty much. As far as dogs goes, Pitbulls, Rottweilers, German Shepherds, Malamutes, they're all powerful breeds that NEEDS exercise and attention, more than a Pomeranian. The Pomeranian will nip. The Pitbull will cause damages such as this.
One of the reasons why I think you need training/license to own aggressive breeds. I own a Rotty mix and she's a big sweetheart, but you need to be the Alpha dog in the household and in control at all times.


Which is potentially more dangerous? Which is gonna do more damage? Which requires more awareness, control, and effort?




It's common sense... and unfortunately, many dog owners (as well as parents) do not possess a lick of it.
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post #68 of 75
7/16/07 at 2:22pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
One of the reasons why I think you need training/license to own aggressive breeds. I own a Rotty mix and she's a big sweetheart, but you need to be the Alpha dog in the household and in control at all times.
I agree right there with you. But they'll always be some retards who thinks it's against their liberties to impose such restrictions.

I'll get a Siberian Husky this fall. Sue me if this dog start biting people. They were explicitly bred to be gentle with people and especially children along their main task as work dogs. Yet some insurance companies wouldn't sell me an insurance policy if I got one. My best buddy is a vet.

Dogs who bites the most ? Labradors, out of all things. Dog races aren't the thing that matter, it the owner that make the difference.
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post #69 of 75
7/16/07 at 2:23pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Which is potentially more dangerous? Which is gonna do more damage? Which requires more awareness, control, and effort?
In the hand of Duke Fleed, the one on the right.
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post #70 of 75
7/16/07 at 2:36pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
The Pitbull will cause damages such as this.
Keep in mind though that the pit didn't bite the baby's head off. It humped the poor thing. And it doesn't really matter whether it's a pitbull or not. Dogs Will Hump Anything.
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post #71 of 75
7/16/07 at 4:54pm
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Originally Posted by Quarant
Keep in mind though that the pit didn't bite the baby's head off. It humped the poor thing. And it doesn't really matter whether it's a pitbull or not. Dogs Will Hump Anything.
Aw. He even had time for some gentle romantic kissing afterwards.
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post #72 of 75
7/17/07 at 1:48am
Speaking of pit bulls, the French comedy Baxter comes out on DVD tomorrow. Does anybody remember this one? It was a surreal little flick in which viewers heard the dog's thoughts. Here's the original artwork:



And here's how they've gussied up the cover art for DVD:



Awesome.
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post #73 of 75
7/17/07 at 1:53am
Thread Starter 
Thanks for the heads up, Phil!. I remember watching Baxter years ago and look forward to picking up a copy of it, especially with that cover.
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post #74 of 75
7/17/07 at 1:55am
They gave the poor fucker a Hitler font and everything.
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post #75 of 75
7/17/07 at 2:08am
Thread Starter 
That makes the cover art even better. I actually hadn't thought of that movie in forever. Again, thanks for reminding me about it.
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