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Meet the Incredible Hulk of Hounds

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This is Wendy, the dog whose appearance is a long way from the usual long, lean and sleek look of her breed. She was born with a genetic defect which has left her looking like the Incredible Hulk of Hounds.



While her head, heart, lungs and legs are the size of those of a normal whippet, her gene defect means she is "double muscled".

She weighs 4st4lb - twice as much as she should - and has bulging neck muscles, burly shoulders and haunches like a baboon. And unlike ordinary whippets known for their lithe and narrow frame, this four-year-old pedigree doesn't just have a sixpack stomach, she has a 24-pack.

Sadly, her mixed-up genes mean she may have a shorter life expectancy than most breeds. But while she may look oddly menacing, her doting owner Ingrid Hansen claims the giant pooch likes nothing better than clambering up on to your lap to have her back scratched.

"People have referred to her as Arnold Schwarzenegger," she said. She's healthy and happy. That's all that counts. She doesn't know she's got a genetic defect. She might give you a nasty lick, that's all."

The whippet, who lives on a farm in Victoria, Canada, has been the subject of an American genetics study. Although the dogs are customarily bred for hunting, racing and showing, Wendy enjoys a slower pace of life. She spends her days prowling around the fields, chasing other dogs and horses and sleeping on her owner's bed.

More photos in the link.
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Keep that bitch away from the 2-year olds.
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Didn't she date Paul Levesque before he married Stephanie McMahon?
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What with all the wolf eel, octosquid, ass rapin' pitbull and hulkdog threads around these parts, it might be high time to start a "Wacky World of Animals" forum.

Re the Photo: You know, I kind of always wondered what happened to Chyna.
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It will be interesting to see a whippet molest Rottweilers.
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'I love my mixed race baby - but why does she feel so alien?'
'I love my mixed race baby - so why does she feel so alien?' asks TV presenter Lowri Turner. 'Don't get me wrong, I love her...but when I turn to the mirror to admire us together, I am shocked'
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I could take 'er
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Marvel Sequel Drastically Trims CGI Budget
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Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
What with all the wolf eel, octosquid, ass rapin' pitbull and hulkdog threads around these parts, it might be high time to start a "Wacky World of Animals" forum.
This forum has always been about bizarro stories. It usually ends up that we cycle back and forth between humans and animals every 6 mos or so. Ocassionally, there'll be a thread about McGriddles, favorite childhood cereals or some other random food related thread.

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Originally Posted by Boomstick

'I love my mixed race baby - but why does she feel so alien?'
'I love my mixed race baby - so why does she feel so alien?' asks TV presenter Lowri Turner. 'Don't get me wrong, I love her...but when I turn to the mirror to admire us together, I am shocked'
Yeah, I clicked on that link hoping it would get better. It didn't.
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Originally Posted by Diva
McGriddles
It's just plain rude to mention the McGriddle after 10:30AM.
post #11 of 41
That dog looks like something from a Ren & Stimpy cartoon.
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Originally Posted by otisthecat
It's just plain rude to mention the McGriddle after 10:30AM.
Remember that story about McDonald's serving breakfast all day long? I'd like to meet the fucker who started that cruel rumor.
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I saw that dog posted at fantasyhurler.com. Pretty ferocious looking. I like the slaver.
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Remember that story about McDonald's serving breakfast all day long? I'd like to meet the fucker who started that cruel rumor.
It was this guy:
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Oh, and to keep the CHUD internal references intact--Does the dog get more sex than smaller, less muscular dogs?
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You wouldn't like me when I'm ang......STICK!
post #17 of 41
someone needs to sick that dog on the parents of those kids
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Look at its eyes!
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Seeing



walked by



might make me the happiest person alive.
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GOOD LORD!!!!

Someone tell that shot of the freak-man-thing is photo-chop!! Please!
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I was wondering if someone was going to put up the pic from the "Manergy" ads and there ya are.

I tell ya genetics or not. God must've been smoking the weed spiked with LSD when he came up with this.

But Jesus H, it's got head muscles for christ sake. HEAD MUSCLES!
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

Here's the link about Samson (mentioned in the original article).


In reaction to the Hulk Dog...



HOLY. SHIT.
Looks like the buff dog, Arnold, from Tiny Toons (who spoke like the Austrian Oak).
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ABOBO LIVES!
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Originally Posted by Martianman
That dog looks like something from a Ren & Stimpy cartoon.
Which means we better be on the lookout for any fire chief that has gone batshit insane.
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Originally Posted by Quarant


Is that guy from 'Resident Evil V'?
...just prior to his Level 8 Boss persona??


FUCK THAT!!!
PLEASE tell me this is some guy climbing into a man-suit for some strange film about the 2076's 'Mr Universe' compitition.
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i think that's lance armstrong's head
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Originally Posted by KaPabLe
i think that's lance armstrong's head
The head isn't what's worrying me.
post #29 of 41
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Originally Posted by Graham
The head isn't what's worrying me.
The uniball perhaps?
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Originally Posted by KaPabLe
The uniball perhaps?
I hate you for pointing that out. I hate myself even more for scrolling back up. I need brain bleach now.
post #31 of 41
By brain bleach do you mean this?

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Colt Anaconda could be an awesome action movie character, or porn character. Possibly both.
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller
Colt Anaconda could be an awesome action movie character, or porn character. Possibly both.
Every porn i've seen has plenty of action! Bah dum bum!
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AKIRA!!!
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This thread has taken an interesting turn.
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Goddamn, who left Bane's Venom swtich stuck in the "On" position.?
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Those aren't real.
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Guess who doesn't need a pillow...
post #39 of 41
Holy cow! Shake hands with beef. Even though its a bull.
LL
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Holy cow! Shake hands with beef. Even though its a bull.
post #41 of 41
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Originally Posted by Boomstick

'I love my mixed race baby - but why does she feel so alien?'
'I love my mixed race baby - so why does she feel so alien?' asks TV presenter Lowri Turner. 'Don't get me wrong, I love her...but when I turn to the mirror to admire us together, I am shocked'
What a stupid, shallow, awful woman. I don't know how she relates to the monster dog but GODDAMN! She needs to see a counselor and get over it before she ruins her daughters life. That was actually a rather shocking read, I couldn't believe what she was saying.

Back on topic, that dog is so cool, I wish I could buy her. Not only is she a super strong genetic freak but she also looks like a real sweetheart. She could snap intruders necks AND cuddle with me.
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