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post #1 of 15
7/14/07 at 7:48am
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One of the banner ads on the message board at the moment links to this site wanting donations to build the worlds biggest cross in Nazarath. I mean I guess at least if they run out of funds the Teen Titans will have a place to stay.
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post #2 of 15
7/14/07 at 9:11am
Jesus Christ! Are people gonna live in that thing or is it just to look at? Is it so Jesus has a cool background when he comes back?

Jesus: I have returned, my flo...Holy Shit! That is one big ass cross!
Flock: We made it for you, My Lord!
Jesus: Ummmm....Thanks?
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post #3 of 15
7/14/07 at 2:07pm
"Do you think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."
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post #4 of 15
7/14/07 at 2:23pm
"Congratulations! You have just won a free giant cross!"
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post #5 of 15
7/14/07 at 2:32pm
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The site itself says that the City of Nazareth is 65% Muslim. I just imagine a poor husband waking up one Saturday morning, looking forward to a nice relaxing weekend after a hard weeks work earning the money that puts food on his families table. He looks out the window. "Honey you're not going to believe what the neighbours are putting up in their front yard!" His pipe falls from his mouth to the ground, spilling ash all over the floor, which his wife dutifully cleans up.
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post #6 of 15
7/14/07 at 3:13pm
I really hope they build it. And I hope it's all white, plastic, and shiny, with neon racing stripes. And I hope it shrieks bible passages in Arabic nonstop.
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post #7 of 15
7/14/07 at 3:20pm
Why are there big red crosshairs at the center of that thing? They scare me.
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post #8 of 15
7/14/07 at 3:24pm
Hopefully the starving homeless of Nazareth can huddle in the giant cross's giant shade for relief from the baking Nazarene sun. Wasn't this the kind of thing God smote people for in the Old Testament?
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post #9 of 15
7/14/07 at 3:26pm
"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fuckin' cross? It's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on." - Bill Hicks
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post #10 of 15
7/14/07 at 3:51pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boney
"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fuckin' cross? It's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on." - Bill Hicks
You couldn't read the eight posts that constitute the rest of the thread?
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post #11 of 15
7/14/07 at 4:01pm
I was thinking maybe the joke becomes funny the 3rd time it's posted.
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post #12 of 15
7/14/07 at 4:35pm
This one still beats it.

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post #13 of 15
7/14/07 at 5:44pm
I wonder what dadaist genius came up with this:



NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL GUERRILLA MARKETING!
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post #14 of 15
7/14/07 at 6:04pm
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Originally Posted by Quarant
Why are there big red crosshairs at the center of that thing? They scare me.
For the plane someone would try to eventually slam into it.
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post #15 of 15
7/16/07 at 7:51am
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That would suck, you know how much it costs to call out a crucifix it man on a satuday?
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