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post #1 of 22
7/14/07 at 10:53am
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm

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Originally Posted by British blamed for Basra badgers
British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.
Man-eating? Bear-like? Are they sure they are talking about badgers?

Maybe it's something else...

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Originally Posted by Suad Hassan
My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer. It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey
Part deer. Part dog. Part monkey. ALL TERROR.
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post #2 of 22
7/14/07 at 11:06am
Sounds like fear toxin got into the water.
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post #3 of 22
7/14/07 at 11:09am
Holy shit, they've unleashed gabriel hounds in Iraq. Shadowrun is here!!!
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post #4 of 22
7/14/07 at 11:41am
Great. Now the Iraqis need to equip themselves with sirens that play this in case of attacks.
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post #5 of 22
7/14/07 at 11:50am
After you've watched a badger eat a hiking boot you tend not to underestimate them.
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post #6 of 22
7/14/07 at 12:10pm
They are vicious animals. Good school mascot, though.
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post #7 of 22
7/14/07 at 12:14pm
And I promised myself I wouldn't be making any more ytmnd's.
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post #8 of 22
7/14/07 at 12:23pm
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
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post #9 of 22
7/14/07 at 2:47pm
Badgers? I am afraid we are out of badgers. Would you accept a wolverine in it's place?

(Thanks John Belushi and Michael O'Donoghue!)
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post #10 of 22
7/14/07 at 5:41pm
How about releasing a group/school/herd/pride/whatever of chupacabras? That'll get them darn rebels runnin' for cover.
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post #11 of 22
7/14/07 at 6:20pm
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Originally Posted by Martianman
How about releasing a group/school/herd/pride/whatever of chupacabras? That'll get them darn rebels runnin' for cover.
With the veracity with which they eat goats, they would destroy whatever is left of the Iraqi economy.
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post #12 of 22
7/14/07 at 9:15pm
After registering here, posting sporadically, and slowly gaining trust amongst the members for several years, my destiny has been fulfilled by posting in this thread.
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post #13 of 22
7/14/07 at 10:01pm
Sci-Fi Channel just called Corin Nemec's agent. Expect Badger, Badger Island and Badger VS Mammoth anytime soon.
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post #14 of 22
7/14/07 at 11:15pm
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Originally Posted by Martianman
How about releasing a group/school/herd/pride/whatever of chupacabras? That'll get them darn rebels runnin' for cover.
I won't pubicly support the hiring of illegals. So, if your gonna gather together a CADRE of "Cabras", better make it covert.

I'll also accept the following designations:
CARTEL of Cabras
TROUP of Chupas
Plethora of Goat Suckers

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Originally Posted by Chris Myers
Sci-Fi Channel just called Corin Nemec's agent. Expect Badger, Badger Island and Badger VS Mammoth anytime soon.
I'm looking forward to Attack of the Sabre-Tooth Badger myself.

EDIT: b/c I can't stop myself
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post #15 of 22
7/20/07 at 3:43pm
Badgers are so second rate, wolverines are were the real mayhem is.
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post #16 of 22
7/20/07 at 4:12pm
Turns out they each die if they try to eat Buckeyes.
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post #17 of 22
7/20/07 at 5:05pm
Oh, OH! You're not going to take it there, LD! You are not going to be that guy, are you?
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post #18 of 22
7/20/07 at 5:11pm
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Originally Posted by The LD
Turns out they each die if they try to eat Buckeyes.
Everything dies when they try to eat Buckeyes...except fuckin' Gators.
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post #19 of 22
7/20/07 at 5:13pm
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Originally Posted by eenin
Badgers are so second rate, wolverines are were the real mayhem is.
Clearly, you've never been trapped in a burlap sack filled with badgers. Then you would know the true meaning of pain.
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post #20 of 22
7/20/07 at 5:15pm
Burlap sack?! Ha! That's nothing! I've been trapped in a stadium full of drunk Nittany Lions. Man, those guys are assholes. And they don't think it's funny when you threaten to heave one of their own over the back wall.
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post #21 of 22
7/20/07 at 5:23pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Oh, OH! You're not going to take it there, LD! You are not going to be that guy, are you?
haha...I have what you might call a great love of friendly trash talk with other Big 10 schools. Except for one day a year when I hate Michigan with the white-hot passion of a thousand burning suns.

re: the Gators: Dammit. There is literally nothing I can say about that.
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post #22 of 22
7/20/07 at 5:26pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Burlap sack?! Ha! That's nothing! I've been trapped in a stadium full of drunk Nittany Lions. Man, those guys are assholes. And they don't think it's funny when you threaten to heave one of their own over the back wall.
Yes, MissZ. The only solution is to throw all of them over the back wall. It's the only way to be sure.

As for the Gators....one day, retribution will be at hand, and vengeance shall be mine.
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