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post #1 of 19
Thread Starter 
You know when people tell you not to click on something but you do it anyway. Well, don’t look at these pictures of people getting gored by bulls!
post #2 of 19
Ahahahahaha! Pit Bulls are going to have to step up their game to compete with this.

post #3 of 19
What the hell is the deal with that Kathleen Turner picture at the end of the slideshow? It looks like she was gored in the face.....and then turned into a man.
post #4 of 19
Double Penetration... Niiiiiiiiiice!
post #5 of 19
Without any blood it's not getting the reaction I thought it would.
post #6 of 19
Thread Starter 
That first pic makes my skin crawl. How the fuck did the bull's horn go that far up the leg without breaking the skin?!? Ugh.
post #7 of 19
The first picture, where the horn his inside the guy's leg is unbelievably disgusting.
post #8 of 19
Oh God that first picture with the horn in the guy's leg is made of horror.
post #9 of 19
It's Hostel III. Bulls are paying top dollar to gore foreigners, apparently.
post #10 of 19
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
How the fuck did the bull's horn go that far up the leg without breaking the skin?!?

Legs are elastic. They'll expand to accommodate bigger horns and will go back to its normal size. That said, if he starts doing this on a daily basis, leg reconstructive surgery may be the best bet.
post #11 of 19
My god, you people are wimps. That first pic is very cool.

I had to dig around for this one:

post #12 of 19
I love the look on that leg-raped Norwegian asshole in the first picture. I haven't been this excited for a bulls victory since 1991.
post #13 of 19
If women really wanted to be treated equally they'd do this and get a horn in the ass (and it isn't even a Friday night!) just like the fellas, instead of demanding a running of the cows for themselves.

The funniest part is the photo of Kathleen Turner.
post #14 of 19
Glad to see the Bulls win. Really bad animal to try and go up against. That first pic is great.
post #15 of 19
Has anybody here ever been in the same room as Kathleen Turner? It's like looking at your weirdest aunt and uncle, all rolled up into one human being.
post #16 of 19
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amphibatron
Legs are elastic. They'll expand to accommodate bigger horns and will go back to its normal size. That said, if he starts doing this on a daily basis, leg reconstructive surgery may be the best bet.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Amphibatron again.
post #17 of 19
It's funny, I don't mind seeing people getting hurt when they're doing something stupid like this. It's natural selection at work.

I once saw a matador get killed on a french channel once. He got a horn right in the middle of his back, it stuck out his chest and got carried around a bit. Lovely.
post #18 of 19
Do they not have time delay there or do they just not care? They show a lot of horrible stuff in the U.S., but it's usually from some obscure angle where you can't see the worst of it. It tends to be pretty bloodless. I wasn't alive for the Vietnam war, but I've seen a lot of graphic footage of bodies and injuries that I believe aired on the nightly news. You don't really see that stuff now, so I always think it's odd in movies when newspapers or TV reports show close-ups of dead people. Although, I guess seeing a bullfight or running of the bulls go horribly wrong plays like a really graphic episode of America's Funniest Home Videos, sans the Bob Saget narration. Stupid tragedies for stupid people.
post #19 of 19
People gleefully cheering the bulls for goring people need to have their horizons seriously expanded.

Tradition and cultural heritage are worth the lives of an assorted million of god's critters.
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