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post #1 of 54
7/15/07 at 8:30am
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Some memorable ones:

Cannibal Corpse: "Fucked With A Knife", "Frantic Disembowlment", "Blunt Force Castration", "Sanded Faceless" (they're the kings of the "This is how you die" song title)

Nile: "Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is in the Water", "Masturbating the War God" (a classic)

Carcass: "Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected Virulency", "Genital Grinder" (nearly every Carcass song title is worthy of being mentioned, really)

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post #2 of 54
7/15/07 at 9:18am
Pungent Stench - I'm A Family Man
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post #3 of 54
7/15/07 at 10:52am
Just about any one from Anal Cunt. They're wonderful...
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post #4 of 54
7/15/07 at 11:47am
Damn, you beat me to Anal Cunt. My favorite: You were pregnant so I kicked you in the stomache.

But nothing beats GWAR's 'Baby Dick Fuck' and if you dare to doubt me, go and find the lyrics.
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post #5 of 54
7/15/07 at 12:02pm
You beat me to GWAR. But i was going to say "Rock and Roll Never Felt So Good." He'll fuck your asshole with a piece of frozen shit? And that's a tame line. My mom loves GWAR.
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post #6 of 54
7/15/07 at 12:08pm
Bal-Sagoth - The Dark Liege of Chaos is unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords gleaming beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)
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post #7 of 54
7/15/07 at 12:19pm
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Originally Posted by ChunkyLover53
Bal-Sagoth - The Dark Liege of Chaos is unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords gleaming beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)
Sounds like someone read too much Michael Moorcock when they were growing up.
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post #8 of 54
7/15/07 at 1:19pm
Anal Cunt's got the best song titles ever. They're horrible, though.

Dying Fetus also has some great ones, like Vomiting The Fetal Embryo, Kill Your Mother/Rape Your Dog and Skull Fucked.

Cryptopsy- Cold Hate Warm Blood, Open Face Surgery, Mutant Christ.

Dillinger Escape Plan- 43% Burnt, Weekend Sex Change, Baby's First Coffin, Three For Flinching (Revenge Of The Porno Clowns).

And of course, Crotchduster- Let Me Into Starfish Land, Mr. Indigent Erection, Mammal Sauce.
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post #9 of 54
7/15/07 at 1:39pm
Skin Chamber - Swallowing Scrap Metal, Part V
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post #10 of 54
7/15/07 at 3:55pm
Underoath's I got ten friends and a crowbar that says you aint gonna do jack............not bad for a christian band
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post #11 of 54
7/15/07 at 3:58pm
"Destroy the Orcs" (3 Inches of Blood)

"Heavy Metal Hamsters" (Helloween)

"Suck it and See" (Grim Reaper)
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post #12 of 54
7/15/07 at 4:30pm

Amon Amarth

Viking Metal

An ancient sign of coming storm!
Where death seems to dwell!
The dragons flight across the waves!
The mighty doors of the speargod's hall!
Down the slopes of death!
With Oden on our side!
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post #13 of 54
7/15/07 at 6:10pm

Shame about Lord Worm.

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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Anal Cunt's got the best song titles ever. They're horrible, though.
Isn't that the point?

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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Cryptopsy- Cold Hate Warm Blood, Open Face Surgery, Mutant Christ.
I've always been partial to Slit Your Guts, partially just because it was a running joke around the house for quite a while. One of my roommates thought Defenestration was an awesome title until I explained it was a real word that means to push or throw out a window - now we agree they're just running out of really Metal ways to kill people.

I see somebody beat me to Nile, but I'm still nominating "Chapter of Obeisance Before Giving Breath to the Inert One in the Presence of the Crescent Shaped Horns" as an all time great.

I have to mention Necrophagist, too, for some personal favourites. Mutilate the Stillborn and Fermented Offal Discharge are classic. Of course, they also produced the nonsensically titled Culinary Hyperversity, but that has its own charm.
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post #14 of 54
7/15/07 at 6:10pm
Anal Cunt - I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It, I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos, I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You, The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt, I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women and my user title Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band

Strapping Young Lad - Oh My Fucking God, Satan's Ice Cream Truck, C:enter:###

Gorgasm - Anal Skewer
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post #15 of 54
7/15/07 at 6:22pm
Cannibal Corpse - Necropedophile, I Cum Blood, Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's Cunt, Edible Autopsy, and the ever-so cryptic When Death Replaces Life
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post #16 of 54
7/15/07 at 6:34pm
Truly Cannibal Corpse are modern day American poets.
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post #17 of 54
7/15/07 at 9:13pm
Just remembered the Dayglow Abortions: My erection, sit on my face and bleed, two dogs fucking, fuck my shit stinks, argh fuck kill, proud to be a Canadian. You don't get much more controversial than that!
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post #18 of 54
7/15/07 at 10:20pm
I can't believe people don't take metal seriously as a musical genre.
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post #19 of 54
7/15/07 at 11:11pm
As far as Anal Cunt goes, I always liked:
"You Live on a Houseboat",
"Kyle from Incantation Has a Moustache",
"You Quit Heroin, You Fucking Pussy"
and "I'm Glad You Go Breast Cancer, Cunt".

So eloquent.
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post #20 of 54
7/16/07 at 12:12am
Ah, I remembered one more:

Turbonegro - "Randevouz with Anus"
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post #21 of 54
7/16/07 at 12:12am
Nativity in Black- Sabbath


How can you miss that one..........
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post #22 of 54
7/16/07 at 12:35am
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Originally Posted by Robert K.
Ah, I remembered one more:

Turbonegro - "Randevouz with Anus"

I don't really regard TN as metal, but if we're naming them I'm partial to "Midnight NAMBLA"
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post #23 of 54
7/16/07 at 1:00am
I wouldn't say Turbonegro is metal either. I'll toss out one there song titles anyway, "I Got Erection".
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post #24 of 54
7/16/07 at 1:11am
Turbonegro won out over Nazipenis as their name when they were forming.

Not a song title, but certainly deserves mention.
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post #25 of 54
7/16/07 at 2:09am
Thread Starter 
I was going to list some Anal Cunt earlier, but I wanted to save the good stuff for the rest of you.

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Crotchduster- Let Me Into Starfish Land
That's wondrous.

While it's not as vivid as some, I appreciate the simplicity of Mastodon's "Mother Puncher".

S'more:

Marduk: "Funeral Bitch", "Womb Of Perishableness"

Goatwhore: "In the Narrow Confines of Defilement", "My Eyes are the Spears of Chaos"

Cattle Decapitation: "Joined at the Ass", "Carnal Fecophelia Due to Prolonged Exposure to Methane", "Chunk Blower", "Chummified", "Cloacula: The Anthropophagic Copromantik"
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post #26 of 54
7/16/07 at 3:25am
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Originally Posted by Chavez
I can't believe people don't take metal seriously as a musical genre.
Well in all fairness to the genre, most metal songs aren't about cumming on shredded vaginal eyeballs in honor of Norse Gods.




Here's a brand new E.p. I just found online:

Rotting Cock - My Sister Is Dead and I Fuck Her Corpse Every Day

Tracks:

1 Undead Dogs Are Fucking on My Street
2 Blowjob To The Satan
3 Brutal Porn of The Christ
4 My Asshole is Not With Me Anymore
5 My Sister Is Dead and I fuck Her Corpse Every Day
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post #27 of 54
7/16/07 at 6:31am
I haven't really liked much of any metal music made in the last fifteen years or so, but their really epic-sounding song titles always lure me in, like an Italian genre movie from the 1960s. I mean, just look at these titles by Bal Sagoth!

A Black Moon Broods Over Lemuria
To Dethrone The Witch-Queen Of Mytos K'unn
To Storm The Cyclopean Gates Of Byzantium
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post #28 of 54
7/16/07 at 7:54am
Thread Starter 
Yeah, Bal Sagoth has some great ones ("Behold, the Armies of War Descend Screaming from the Heavens!", "The Sixth Adulation of His Chthonic Majesty")


A few more before I pass out:

Type O Negative: "Fay Wray Come Out and Play", "Kill All the White People", "I Know You're Fucking Someone Else", "Be My Druidess"

And how could I forget Demilich? They only released one album, but have a good eight or nine song titles that make absolutely no sense, like:

"The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh That It Desired)"

"The Sixteenth Six-Tooth Son of Fourteen Four Regional Dimensions (Still Unnamed)"

"Inherited Bowel Levitation - Reduced without Any Effort"
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post #29 of 54
7/16/07 at 8:31am
One of the most useless and entertaining threads since Friday.
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post #30 of 54
7/16/07 at 9:39am
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Originally Posted by Madman Mundt
"The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh That It Desired)"
I want a William Shatner cover.
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post #31 of 54
7/16/07 at 2:48pm
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Originally Posted by Stormin
I haven't really liked much of any metal music made in the last fifteen years or so
How much have you heard?
Some of the best albums in the genre's history have been made in the last 10 years.
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post #32 of 54
7/16/07 at 3:23pm
I just though of a punk band that sorta puts us metalheads to shame with their title alone- Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble. They were sued and had to change their name to The Stubbles, unfortunately. They've got a song called Fat Black Chicks on Crack that's hysterical.

http://thestubbles.com/stubblemusic.htm
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post #33 of 54
7/16/07 at 6:31pm
My favorite Anal Cunt song title is Mike Stankus is Always on the Phone with his Bookie. An epic song in the truest sense of the word....
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post #34 of 54
7/16/07 at 9:43pm
A local Cleveland band, Shotgun Sodomy - Consentual Rape, Choked Off With Piano Wire, Double-Fisted Fuckhole

Some Grindcore, which I'm pretty sure most bands just pick random words out medical dictionaries for their song titles
Cock and Ball Torture - Tampon Terrorizer, Tapir Tits, Anal Sex Terror

General Surgery - Viva! Blunt Force Trauma, The League Of Extraordinary Grave Robbers, The Succulent Aftermath Of A Subdural Hemorrhage

Blood Duster - Fisting the Dead, Shoved up Your Pisshole and of course from their album titled Cunt: I Love It When Joe Pesci Swears, A Track Suit Is Not Appropriate Metal Apparel, Don't Call Me Homeboy Ya' Cunt,
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post #35 of 54
7/16/07 at 10:05pm
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Originally Posted by Madman Mundt

And how could I forget Demilich? They only released one album, but have a good eight or nine song titles that make absolutely no sense, like:

"The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh That It Desired)"
They probably used that one because Monster Magnet already had a song called "Ego, the Living Planet"
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post #36 of 54
7/17/07 at 2:23am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chavez
They probably used that one because Monster Magnet already had a song called "Ego, the Living Planet"
Dammit, now I have to buy a Monster Magnet album.
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post #37 of 54
7/17/07 at 2:45am
Speaking of Grindcore- Circle of Dead Children, with classic titles like Corsage of Fresh Meat and Rotted Pride or It's A Bloody Day When You Get Your Hand Nailed To A Kross.

Oh and how did we forget S.O.D.? Speak English or Die, Kill Yourself, Celtic Frosted Flakes, and all of the ballads for dead folks. (they play a short riff of the musician and then scream "YOU'RE DEAD!")

Also some local heroes- Demolition Hammer (rip) with 44 Caliber Brain Surgery, Infectious Hospital Waste and Skull Fracturing Nightmare. If you haven't heard them, some of the best thrash around. Hard to find their albums unless you look online cause they're all out of print.
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post #38 of 54
7/17/07 at 2:49pm
With S.O.D. you can't forget Fuck the Middle East and Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues.
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post #39 of 54
7/17/07 at 5:54pm
Broken Hope- "She Came out in Chunks"

Edit: I posted the lyrics, but then I changed my mind. I'm not sure if the site had rules about such a vulgar post. They're out there if you want them.
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post #40 of 54
7/17/07 at 11:42pm
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Originally Posted by Andrew Collins
How much have you heard?
Some of the best albums in the genre's history have been made in the last 10 years.
There was a metal thread a little while back rattling off Mastodon, Amon Amarth and a couple other bands as genius so I took a listen, but they are more offputting than anything, just too oppressively loud to enjoy and using that "I'm a fucking hell beast" voice, whereas I just enjoy the 80s and early 90s stuff where it was still accessible, and more like fist-pumping anthems than "soundtrack for a seizure." But then again, I'm a fine appreciator of cheese of all varieties and my favorite non-movie-score genre right now is Celtic rock so my tastes are suspect.
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post #41 of 54
7/17/07 at 11:42pm
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Originally Posted by Andrew Collins
How much have you heard?
Some of the best albums in the genre's history have been made in the last 10 years.
There was a metal thread a little while back rattling off Mastodon, Amon Amarth and a couple other bands as genius so I took a listen, but they are more offputting than anything, just too oppressively loud to enjoy and using that "I'm a fucking hell beast" voice, whereas I just enjoy the 80s and early 90s stuff where it was still accessible, and more like fist-pumping anthems than "soundtrack for a seizure." But then again, I'm a fine appreciator of cheese of all varieties and my favorite non-movie-score genre right now is Celtic rock so my tastes are suspect.
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post #42 of 54
7/18/07 at 12:21am
Just wondering which Mastodon album(s) you listened to, the vocals have been changing from album to album.
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post #43 of 54
7/18/07 at 12:21am
Just wondering which Mastodon album(s) you listened to, the vocals have been changing from album to album.
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post #44 of 54
7/18/07 at 1:38am
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Stormin
There was a metal thread a little while back rattling off Mastodon, Amon Amarth and a couple other bands as genius so I took a listen, but they are more offputting than anything, just too oppressively loud to enjoy and using that "I'm a fucking hell beast" voice, whereas I just enjoy the 80s and early 90s stuff where it was still accessible, and more like fist-pumping anthems than "soundtrack for a seizure." But then again, I'm a fine appreciator of cheese of all varieties and my favorite non-movie-score genre right now is Celtic rock so my tastes are suspect.
Nah, that's okay...I used to have an adverse reaction to the harsher forms of metal, but I ended up diving in and trying on the band Death in small doses until I ended up a fan of the more seize-inducing, death-vocal sub-genres. Not a technique that will work on everyone.

For me, the best metal albums I've heard in the last couple years have come from bands you'd probably have issues with (Mastodon, Opeth, Machine Head), but as far as "fist-pumping anthems" go, there's some European power metal out there that could possibly be worth your time (Blind Guardian, Iron Savior, Gamma Ray, Hammerfall, etc).

Or maybe not. If Celtic rock works for you, go for it.

Oh, and...

Gamma Ray--"Heavy Metal Universe"
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post #45 of 54
7/18/07 at 1:38am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormin
There was a metal thread a little while back rattling off Mastodon, Amon Amarth and a couple other bands as genius so I took a listen, but they are more offputting than anything, just too oppressively loud to enjoy and using that "I'm a fucking hell beast" voice, whereas I just enjoy the 80s and early 90s stuff where it was still accessible, and more like fist-pumping anthems than "soundtrack for a seizure." But then again, I'm a fine appreciator of cheese of all varieties and my favorite non-movie-score genre right now is Celtic rock so my tastes are suspect.
Nah, that's okay...I used to have an adverse reaction to the harsher forms of metal, but I ended up diving in and trying on the band Death in small doses until I ended up a fan of the more seize-inducing, death-vocal sub-genres. Not a technique that will work on everyone.

For me, the best metal albums I've heard in the last couple years have come from bands you'd probably have issues with (Mastodon, Opeth, Machine Head), but as far as "fist-pumping anthems" go, there's some European power metal out there that could possibly be worth your time (Blind Guardian, Iron Savior, Gamma Ray, Hammerfall, etc).

Or maybe not. If Celtic rock works for you, go for it.

Oh, and...

Gamma Ray--"Heavy Metal Universe"
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post #46 of 54
7/18/07 at 2:56am
I've become sort of a Sonata Arctica kinda guy when it comes to offspring subgenres.
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post #47 of 54
7/18/07 at 2:56am
I've become sort of a Sonata Arctica kinda guy when it comes to offspring subgenres.
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post #48 of 54
7/18/07 at 3:08am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormin
There was a metal thread a little while back rattling off Mastodon, Amon Amarth and a couple other bands as genius so I took a listen, but they are more offputting than anything, just too oppressively loud to enjoy and using that "I'm a fucking hell beast" voice, whereas I just enjoy the 80s and early 90s stuff where it was still accessible, and more like fist-pumping anthems than "soundtrack for a seizure." But then again, I'm a fine appreciator of cheese of all varieties and my favorite non-movie-score genre right now is Celtic rock so my tastes are suspect.
It's just that there are essentially dozens of metal subgenres. Death, Black, Thrash, Grindcore, and Hardcore styles of metal are a totally different style of music than European Power Metal, the wacky Viking and Folky stuff like Turisas and Finntroll, Proggier stuff like Maiden or Symphony X, not to mention hair "metal" from the 80's.

I've been listening to those hell beast vocals since I was about 13, so I don't even notice that it could be strange, silly, or annoying anymore - but some of that stuff is seriously amazing. The recent Amon Amarth album "With Oden on Our Side" is absolutely flawless.


I don't know why I'm rambling like this.
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post #49 of 54
7/18/07 at 3:08am
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Originally Posted by Stormin
There was a metal thread a little while back rattling off Mastodon, Amon Amarth and a couple other bands as genius so I took a listen, but they are more offputting than anything, just too oppressively loud to enjoy and using that "I'm a fucking hell beast" voice, whereas I just enjoy the 80s and early 90s stuff where it was still accessible, and more like fist-pumping anthems than "soundtrack for a seizure." But then again, I'm a fine appreciator of cheese of all varieties and my favorite non-movie-score genre right now is Celtic rock so my tastes are suspect.
It's just that there are essentially dozens of metal subgenres. Death, Black, Thrash, Grindcore, and Hardcore styles of metal are a totally different style of music than European Power Metal, the wacky Viking and Folky stuff like Turisas and Finntroll, Proggier stuff like Maiden or Symphony X, not to mention hair "metal" from the 80's.

I've been listening to those hell beast vocals since I was about 13, so I don't even notice that it could be strange, silly, or annoying anymore - but some of that stuff is seriously amazing. The recent Amon Amarth album "With Oden on Our Side" is absolutely flawless.


I don't know why I'm rambling like this.
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post #50 of 54
7/18/07 at 5:03am
These guys are a bit of a cross-genre act, but most of the stuff I've heard from them has been shitty death metal.
Preschool Tea Party Massacre has some decent track titles though, such as:
HIV Infected Fecal Matter
John Denver School Of Flight
Your Baby is Flatter than a Short Stack at I-Hop
Pope Mobile Drive By
I Swerved To Miss A Cat and Hit 36 Kids
Faking Retardation To Fondle Women
Baseball Bat Abortion
I Took My A.K. To A Nun Shit Sex Orgy
Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
Umbrella Sodomy
Best Things In Life Are Free, Then Why Did I Pay To Get AIDS
Giving Head To A Shotgun
Fuck Her and Kill Her But Not In That Order
Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies
Your Suicide Attempt Was Really Funny
Things Got A Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose
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