SMAUG GETS IN YOUR EYES

chud.com/nextraimages/Jan272006PJ1.jpgIt’s feeling a bit rumory on the internet these days. The latest to come down the pike arrives thanks to MarketSaw – a blog I never heard of before this week when they broke a picture of an Avatar alien apparently legit enough to force Fox lawyers to send out cease and desist letters – who claims that Peter Jackson is indeed coming back to New Line to film The Hobbit, and he’s doing it as a duology. But wait, there’s more! MarketSaw also claims that he’ll be making the movies in 3D, and converting the Lord of the Rings films into 3D for rerelease around 2012.

MarketSaw says that this info comes to them from the same guy who leaked the Avatar alien, so they feel pretty confident about its veracity. I’m personally a touch torn since there’s nothing actually new in this report – we’ve heard before about The Hobbit being done as a two-parter with elements from Tolkein mythology mixed in to pad it out and connect it to the characters from the trilogy, and Jackson has been one of the big cheerleaders for 3D movies. And there’s always speculation about Jackson and New Line making up and getting this film done. It’s also important to keep in mind that just because all the info is stuff we’ve heard before doesn’t mean it’s fake – it could just be that all the stuff we’ve heard before was on the money.

I do hope that somebody announces something about The Hobbit sooner rather than later, and not because I want to see a film made (I could go either way with this one), but just because these rumors will never stop coming until the truth is revealed. And since it seems unlikely to me that The Hobbit will never be made – the Lord of the Rings just made too much money for anyone to ever write this film off -, I will be forced to keep writing about this endless rumors.






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HOW BIG IS CHRISTIAN BALE’S PART?

http://chud.com/nextraimages/Jun152005Bats10.jpgLast week Harry Knowles and I both learned that Christian Bale would be in Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. Harry’s source told him that Bale would be playing John Connor, while mine wasn’t so sure. Harry has assured me that his source is 100% ironclad reliable and certain, so I take the guy’s word that Bale is John Connor.

So why was my source so uncertain? I have to imagine that it’s because people who have read the script are telling me that John Connor is not the lead. Yes, John Connor leads the rebellion against the machines, but the new film – and apparently the new trilogy – have a different character at the center. Connor is being described to me as a more of a supporting role. I’ve now heard this from two people, one of whom has been spotlessly accurate in the past, so while I’m treating it as a rumor, I feel like it’s a damn solid one.

Bale in a supporting role sort of makes sense. He gets his payday without having to be on set for 120 days or something, and the role of John Connor gets a jolt of familiarity. Casting someone like Bale in a role like that is nice and easy shorthand for the filmmakers. And if John Connor isn’t set to make it through the whole trilogy… well, what would be more surprising than offing Christian Bale?

These mysteries should all be cleared up soon enough – I’d expect some official word on Bale and his role in the next few weeks.






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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: ANTHONY ABESON

http://chud.com/nextraimages/anthonyabeson2.jpgIf anyone is qualified to repair the damaged state of acting in America, it is Anthony Abeson. And if you didn’t know the craft was in crisis, spend an hour or so talking with the highly credentialed acting coach, and see if you aren’t suddenly incensed over the film and television industry’s rigorously superficial approach to casting.

While the title of Abeson’s forthcoming book, Must Be Strong Actress… And Look Great in Lingerie, might be humorous, it’s actually taken from a very real casting breakdown for a television show he is kind enough to not mention. And though he can laugh about the brusqueness of such criteria, he is acutely aware of its enervating effect on the spirit of his students.

To combat this artistic insensitivity, Abeson performs what he terms "triage" for the actor. Applying his wealth of knowledge gleaned from the greatest theatrical minds of the twentieth century (and Abeson studied with them all: Lee Strasberg, Harold Clurman, Stella Adler, Peter Brook and Jerzy Grotowski), the veteran acting coach challenges his students to deliver work "quickly and deeply". He cites the glory of the Moscow Art Theatre, where a paucity of dialogue never engendered a dearth of emotional truth. Every actor on the stage or in the frame has a responsibility to connect with the material and, by extension, the audience, transforming them. As Abeson says on the front page of his website, "Our job as actors, from forever, has been to render our audiences more human by virtue of our own humanity."

It may be anathema to feel too deeply in this cynical, image-conscious age, but by emphasizing type over talent, we’re reducing artists to objects, a loss we can ill afford. The industry may care more about using talent than developing it, but Anthony Abeson most certainly does not. Give him enough time, and, through his students, he just might imbue the rote likes of CSI: Wherever with a little human verisimilitude.

Q: Looking over your biography, the names that jump out are the giants: Lee Strasberg, Harold Clurman, Stella Adler, Peter Brook…

Anthony Abeson: That was a deliberate choice on my part when I was much younger. I didn’t want to shake the hand that shook the hand; I wanted to directly study with the ones I felt were the giants.

Q: When did you first realize that you had a facility for performing?

Abeson: It struck me very young. At the risk of sounding presumptuous or pompous, I think for some actors, myself included, it’s a calling. And some callings strike you very young. I also believe that when you’re in the grip of something like that, it doesn’t necessarily arrive with any sense of whether you have a facility for it or not. You just have to do it. It didn’t even occur to me whether I was good or not (Laughs); I just had to do it. And the very first form that it took, believe it or not, was my desperate urging of my parents to let me take tap lessons. I think I was about five or six.

Q: What spurred that?

Abeson: This need to perform. It just happened to take that form. My guess is that I was influenced by some of the musical variety shows that were on TV at the time. Who knows? But that was the form it took. You do know that I’m a teacher now? (Laughs)

Q: Of course! I just wanted to discuss your background a little.

Abeson: I think that’s significant in a way. [Jerzy] Grotowski once said to me, "A teacher or a director has to have had experience as an actor to teach or direct actors." Then he paused, and said, "They don’t necessarily have to have succeeded as actors; they just need the experience." (Laughs) So I’m glad that I did it. And I still am, in my soul, an actor. And I think that helps me relate to actors; I certainly know and understand and really like them. I could go further and say I treasure them. The other day I said to one of my classes, "Do you realize that you are a national, natural resource?" Because I don’t think right now that there is an awful lot in the culture that is designed to give them that sense of themselves – of who they are, and how important they could be to the human race.

Q: That’s certainly not something we hear too often. With actors, there is a tendency to ridicule them or complain about them. They’re either flighty or moody or all sorts of things. It’s the creative temperament, obviously, and everyone in the theater has their little behavioral tics.

Abeson: What you’re speaking of is personality, but what I’m trying to address is essence. For example, I don’t believe that you see the same kind of behavior, at least to the same extent, in classical musicians or dancers. This is just a crazy theory that I’m cooking up as we speak, but I’m very aware that as performing artists we lack any kind of vocabulary. We don’t have the specific notes and tempi that the musician has to adhere to. We don’t have the vocabulary of movement that the dancer has, which makes the practicing and the evaluating of the art form extremely precise. And I think that lacking those kinds of fixed banks for our river, that allows the actors’ river sometimes to overflow, to lose its strength and maybe flood or do damage… and I’m going to abandon this metaphor now. (Laughs) But I think there’s a real connection somehow between the lack of precise, quantitative criteria and what you refer to as "tics".

Since I’m concocting crazy theories here, can I please go a step further?

Q: Please do.

Abeson: The indulgence that you allude to in terms of actors and the directors who complain about them, sometimes for good reason… I think it goes back to what I said: there’s not a lot in the culture right now that is honoring and valuing the legacy and the specialty of what actors carry within them. There’s a tremendous amount of perception of actors as sex objects. The title of my book, Must Be Strong Actress… and Look Great in Lingerie… that’s not something I made up. That’s an actual breakdown from a project they were casting a year or two ago. But if I could address the subtitle: Restoring the Ancient Potencies of Acting. When I talk about specialty, as opposed to being "hot" or "sexy" or "looking great in lingerie", I believe the real actors, the ones who are called to it… carry within them a really special ancient form of DNA. I think that 10,000 years ago or so, when the human race was first starting to engage in some form of culture and ritual, I think that even back then… let’s say they went out and killed a Woolly Mammoth and they brought it back. Most of the people in that clan wanted to know what the hunt was like. And most of the people who asked that question wanted to sit down and hear about it. But there were always one or two oddballs, who actually wanted to get up and show them. One would put on the skin still smoking from the kill, one would pick up the spear, and they would act that sucker out. That’s why the cover of my book is a cave painting. To me, that tendency to tell the story in front of the others, and also to transform, to become the Woolly Mammoth… I believe that this is a race that’s existed from the dawn of time. The ones that have to get up and do this, I think they’re carrying that ancient strain. I think that’s really special. And 10,000 years ago, that was critical to the psychic spiritual well being of the community. I mean, who did they turn to when the sun seemed to be disappearing around the Winter Solstice? Who would dance it back, and sing it back? Who would plant hope like an evergreen in their hearts? It was our ancestors, the ancestors of the actors, who did that.

Part of what I’m addressing in my book, and part of what animates me on a daily basis, is the gap between that kind of enormous, majestic heritage and what we’ve got today. A network wanted to see this kid do something, so he worked with me on two monologues: one from Chekhov and one from Williams. We were so excited! A network wanted to see him do something! I said, "James, you have to call me right afterwards." So he called me, and I said, "Which one did they like the most?" He said, "Neither." I said, "What do you mean?" He said, "They didn’t want to see the monologues." I said, "Jesus, what did they want to see!?!?" And I swear to God, Jeremy, he said, "What did they want to see? They wanted to see me with my shirt off holding an automatic weapon."

Q: Sounds about right.

Abeson: That is a pretty far distance from what I’m speaking of, which is the actors as runways for the human spirit.

http://chud.com/nextraimages/anthonyabeson1.jpgQ: As far as film and television go, and how they’ve come to incorporate and view acting… you know, they have to make days, and they don’t want actors who are going to be any trouble. They just want actors who are going to give them real basic, real clichéd emotion. There used to be directors, like Sidney Lumet, who really treasured the acting process and who really got deep into it in rehearsal. Those guys are very scarce anymore.

Abeson: Yes. And I think what I’m operating to some extent is triage. In my classes, I’m constantly working on sides from film and television, and constantly trying to raise the material, not lower ourselves, under battle conditions. Under the duress of time, the limitations of material, the demands of casting… I’m still trying to, on a weekly basis, demonstrate that it’s possible to still create something – the life of the human spirit, for example. It’s still possible. It doesn’t have to be like "Oh, we can either create if we’ve got two months of rehearsal, or we just have to phone it in because it’s hopeless." I’m saying there’s a third possibility: you can deliver work quickly and deeply. That’s a challenge, but I believe Thoreau was right: you shoot the arrow as high as you can even though you know it can fall to Earth.

Q: Obviously, one of your students who’s mastered this is Jennifer Aniston. She stepped into a show like Friends, where you have to hit the ground running and, yet, be funny and in complete command of your craft. I think we always saw that from her on that show, and, when the material is decent, in movies. I thought she terrific in The Break-Up. I suppose that’s something for which you can take credit?

Abeson: Oh, god, no! Did you see what she wrote about me on my website? She was very generous about that. But the thing that’s remarkable, and something I can’t take credit for, is what she had when I met her. That story about doing Chekhov and people laughed; with your theater background, I’m sure you remember that Stanislavsky drove Chekhov crazy. Chekhov kept saying, "These are comedies!" Particularly with regard to Three Sisters, which is what Jennifer was working on at the time. Chekhov said, "You’re making my characters crybabies!" For decades and decades, this was one of the classic artistic nuts to crack: how to find the humor in Chekhov – which is very pastel and, admittedly, difficult to discover. And here was this kid who was a teenager at the time who just naturally solved it. It was remarkable! She just went in there and made Chekhov truthful, and she found the humor! That’s really astonishing! I can’t take credit for that. But what I also tried to share with Jennifer, and what I say to everybody, is, "Listen, that’s the kind of talent that deserves to work with the giants." I would love to see her do Molière. I would love to see her tackle some of O’Neill’s heroines. But this is not the kind of culture that is really alive to the concept of developing talent; they’re much more alive to the concept of using it.

Q: It’s self-destructive, too, because the "product" that gets sent out there is not nourishing. It’s there, and it’s gone in an hour or two, and there’s nothing to take from it. And by continuing to cheapen the actors’ journey, they really are doing great damage to the art.

Abeson: And, by extension, to the American people. Going back to the function of the cave, it’s the complete reversal of that now. It was very nourishing and crucial to the spiritual health of the community, and, now, it’s really fast food. But it doesn’t have to be.

Q: I guess the challenge, then, is to wean the viewer off that fast food diet.

Abeson: Believe me, the minute they see something good… the need for human stories is so ancient in the human soul, it really doesn’t take that long. The audience is hardwired for a receptivity to that despite the fact that maybe they don’t experience it all the time. But just as the DNA for performing is so ancient, so is the DNA hardwired in the audience for being transported.

Q: Going back to the title of your book and idea of actors being reduced to their physical attributes, there was recently an incident involving Natalie Portman, who, for the first time in her career, did a nude scene. And it’s a big deal because, men being men, they’ve always wanted to see her nude. (Anthony laughs.) And she does it in this short film directed by Wes Anderson, so it’s kind of respectable. But after she does it, and the film turns up online, she instantly regrets it. Do you think this has to do with surrendering a sort of mystery, of giving away too much?

Abeson: Oh, my god, yes! I keep thinking about two things as you’re talking, and I think I put them in my book – but if I didn’t, I’m going to go back and put them in. You’re speaking of a common phenomenon which has to do with displaying yourself rather than revealing the truth. That’s a very big part of what we’re up against today. The culture or the industry is saying, "Display yourself! Show us your naked body!" When, in fact, the more profound calling for the actor is the revealing of the truth. And the second dichotomy that is on my mind is the idea that they want her to bare her flesh, but both parties – both actor and audience – would be better served by her baring her soul. And, again, it goes back to this culture we’re in, and it’s a big part of the impetus behind my writing this book. I wrote in the forward that it is inimical to the artist; it’s coarse. The actor is delicate – not in the sense that they have to be spoiled or indulged. But they’re delicate because they’re sensitive to imaginary reality. That’s a great sensitivity. In fact, that’s one way you could define their talent. Tennessee Williams wrote in this wonderful poem, "The moths are dying. Enemies of the delicate are everywhere." Even though it was written decades ago, I think it’s very apt for the present.

Q: Most of what Tennessee Williams wrote is apt for the present. In writing your thesis and pulling all of these ideas together, I’m wondering how you distilled the teachings of, say, Strasberg and Clurman and Grotowski. Do you feel like you’re taking bits of wisdom from each of these mentors?

Abeson: I have been influenced by all of them in various and sundry ways. The most important point to make about being exposed to that kind of bewildering variety of teachers, many of whom, as you know, disagreed violently with one another – for example, Strasberg and Adler.

Q: Oh, yes.

Abeson: The rift between them has had historical repercussions in the American acting community. But that incredible and fundamentally contradictory variety of influences… before we pin down a particular thing or trace it back to a particular source, the big thing that I benefited from was being inoculated against any kind of notion of recipe. Because when you don’t study with just one person and learn only one thing, when you learn from all of these contradictory people, there’s no way that you’re going to treat every actor the same way. There’s no way that you’re going to want to make everyone do it one way. Stanislavsky was right when he said, "There are no recipes. Whatever works."

And there are people and places that will try to impose a kind of one-size-fits-all training or methodology on a vast variety of actors. I think that’s as insane and destructive as the hair stylist who gives everyone the same cut regardless of the shape of their face or the size of their head. For human beings, there cannot be any recipes.

Q: That one-size-fits-all approach is very popular, though. Thinking back to my training as an actor, I recall having two teachers with very different approaches. One of them was very focused on playing actions. And you could never play "to be sad"; you had to use strong, active verbs like "to sink".

Abeson: I agree with that. That’s a good thing.

Q: And I certainly gravitated toward that. But then I had another teacher whose background was corporeal mime. He studied with Étienne Decroux. And this was problematic for me because corporeal mime was a very specific form of training. It requires a good deal of physical grace. And while I’ve always been a fairly athletic guy, I’ve never been particularly graceful. I’ve also battled a gut for most of my life. So that kind of training alienated me, and I fell out of acting because I just couldn’t connect with it.

Abeson: That’s very tough. Decroux’s work is fabulous, but extremely precise and defined. At the same time, the underlying idea that you should know what you’re doing – which is that orientation toward action and active verbs – is really important. And you should also have an instrument that can carry it out. Not necessarily to execute walking against the wind (Laughs), but to have an instrument that actually can take a line which seems to be just talk and turn it into action. That’s another thing we’re coming up against a lot in class: one of the other ways the art has been degraded is that it’s been reduced not just to sexuality, but to talking. Acting is doing. And it takes some training to be able to discern "What are you doing? What are you actually accomplishing by means of the talking, rather than what are you talking at the expense of doing?" Even staying on a mark, even staying in the frame, even sitting on a chair in a room in a casting office, that instrument has to be able to still summon its energy to the task of accomplishing something. Even if you’re sitting, you can still convince somebody or plead with somebody. So underneath that awful experience that you had, there is some validity: you should know what you’re doing, and you should be able to do it.

http://chud.com/nextraimages/anthonyabeson3.jpgQ: That idea of being able to achieve something transformative even in a casting office or in a insipidly written scene, I guess that goes back to the sense of play that all actors must possess. They need to have that joy of invention.

Abeson: I’ve said it a thousand times, and I think I can honestly give credit to Stella Adler for formulating it: "Your talent is in your choices." If you have ceased playing, that means some part of your imagination, your ability to make those choices, has died. In class, even when they stand up, I make them make a choice about it. Don’t just stand up because I’m saying, "Okay, let’s stand up." At that moment, you’re just a slave actor; the director is saying "Do something," and you’re doing it. Stand up for an "exciting reason" is how I put it. We’re trying to revive what, in my madness, I call the "choice-making muscle". I really believe that muscle exists. It was very, very fertile and well-oiled when we were kids. The difference between standing up for no reason at all and standing up because you just won the Academy Award is remarkable. (Laughs) And at that moment, you’re playing and you’re engaging your choice-making muscle and you’re imagining things, and you’re able to have infinitely more fun than if you just stood up because someone told you to.

Q: Unmotivated movement is so funny. When I started directing, I used to get a kick out of watching actors go through the mental process of "Gee, I’ve been sitting at this table for an awfully long time. Maybe I should get up." And you’ll see the most awkward movement, like people walking to a strange part of the stage for no reason other than to move. And you’re like, "What are you doing?"

Abeson: Because they have all of this excess energy. One definition of tension is "excess energy". They’ve got all this energy, and they’ve got nowhere to put it except into the words, which is why all those actors who are stranded like that put far too much energy into their line readings. And that’s also when they start to wander about for no reason at all. And, yet, isn’t it funny? Shelly Winters once said, "If I know that I want to go into that kitchen and make a cup of coffee, I don’t need a goddamn director to tell me what to do." And she’s right. What she’s saying is a very profound, basic principle of acting; if you know what you want, then common sense and logic is going to tell you what to do to get what you want. And the chances are that wandering about for no reason at all is not going to get you what you want. This is why Stanislavsky said, "Real life crumbles on the stage." In real life, you go, "I want to get out of the house to make my appointment" or "I want to go into the kitchen and make a cup of coffee"? Bang! You would do the action that’s required to get what you want. And then when you get up on the stage, that real life, common sense, logical pursuit of what you want crumbles. And there you are, talking and wandering. (Laughs)

Q: Well, I’m sure by the time Shelly Winters said that, she knew how to get where she needed to go given the space with which she was working. And that’s another important thing for actors: learning how to maintain your sense of play whilst working within a framework.

Abeson: It goes back to something I said early in this interview. I alluded to the fact that a river has to have fixed banks. And if those banks aren’t fixed, then the river is going to overflow, do damage and lose its force. You know, this is a culture that thinks, "Yo, I want my freedom, so don’t give me any limits", when, in fact, the opposite is true. It’s only when the river’s banks are fixed and limiting that there exists freedom and force and spontaneity.

Q: In terms of the performances that you see nowadays, do you feel like you’re still seeing a high quality of work in film and on stage?

Abeson: First of all, I am not as aware of what’s on. I just don’t watch that much TV. Even when my students are on a show, sometimes it’s just hard; we’ve got kids and animals and all sorts of things. (Laughs) If it’s going to come down to seeing one of my students on Greek or helping my daughter study for the Spanish test, it’s going to be the Spanish test.

But with that proviso that I’m not too hip to the culture, I will say that I did see Big Love. My sister-in-law turned me on to it. She sent me all of the DVDs, and I was astonished because that was the first time in my recent memory that I had seen on commercial television a group of actors function like a… real old-fashioned acting ideal of an ensemble. Every character, down to the tiniest part, was fascinating – even when they had hardly any lines! I was just thrilled. I know this is a real reach, but one of the reasons the Moscow Art Theater was so lauded was because even the servants were fully rounded characters who were interesting and artistically creative and moving. I swear to god, Jeremy, every single character [on Big Love], I found myself fascinated by them and looking eagerly forward to when they might reappear.

Q: That show does have a great cast.

Abeson: And Strasberg was right: casting is fifty percent of a show.

Q: Some people would place it at an even higher percent. But, a few obvious caveats aside, I’ve always felt that there’s no actor who’s completely wrong for any role.

Abeson: Absolutely. Isn’t that part of what acting is about? The ability to go back to that Woolly Mammoth hunt? One of the things that they carried in their DNA was the ability to become other people. Stanislavsky said that it was a kind of transformation, a reincarnation into another human being. The tendency to bring everybody down to your own self-portrait is really destructive – not only to the art form, but to the actor’s talent that they carry within them. They have an amazing tendency to transform into other people, and it’s very often being left to atrophy. One of our birthrights is our bizarre ability to become other people.

Q: And how strangely liberating that can be.

Abeson: In fact, as Stanislavsky discovered about himself, there are two kinds of actors. One kind of actor is very comfortable playing themselves. Stanislavsky was paralyzed by that; he didn’t understand how anyone could do that. But there’s another kind of actor who is only liberated by becoming other people. I don’t in any way look down on actors who are comfortable playing themselves as long as they start with themselves, but do not end with themselves. Some actors need to be released through character. And despite industry pressure to paint self-portraits, it’s still possible to create the life of a human spirit, to "light a candle than to curse the darkness." And if you light that candle in the actor, that actor is going to light the audience.

To read more about Mr. Abeson, be sure to visit his official website.






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REVIEW: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (JEREMY’S TAKE)






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…AND NOW WONDER WOMAN, TOO

 It’s just a Justice League Friday. First the (rather
dubious) Batman casting news, and now Quint at AICN is reporting that he can
corroborate an Australian magazine’s claim (and long-standing rumor) that Aussie model Megan Gale will be
George Miller’s Wonder Woman. Was it this photo that sold him, with the subtle
Mad Max aesthetic?

I really have nothing to say about this. She’s a model.
She looks great for the part. Dark hair, long legs; if her MySpace page had a photo where she’d
dressed up as Wonder Woman for Halloween, I’d probably think she looked natural.
In that respect, she’s one of the decisions made in populating this flick so far. But
hey, since the casting for this one has skewed younger and younger, I half
expected to see a photo of DNA with boots and a lasso as Miller’s choice.

A few sites have made the point that Gale isn’t the ‘cleanest’ candidate, from an American perspective, because at least two of the top ten
Google Image results of the model are nudes. Note to the skeptics: it’s not a G-rated film, and if you can’t keep your kids from seeing naked women on the internet, then I guarantee the damage has already been done, and in far greater measure than this.

One more reason I don’t have kids:
no worries about them scanning nekkid pics of their new film heroines
online during the afterglow. I get to do so in peace, if I want.






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EXCLUSIVE: IN BRUGES POSTER

Did you catch the In Bruges trailer we ran the other day? (Click here if not) If you did, you know why this film jumped to a very anticipated spot on my moviegoing list. And you’ll also know why I’m psyched that CHUD gets the exclusive premiere of the film’s poster. I dig the postcard triptych look, and the blood spatter only makes it more enticing. This sucker is premiering at Sundance (please lord, let me get my credentials. I already paid for a bed) and then will get a limited release in February.






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NOW THEY’RE JUST INSULTING SHATNER

UPDATE: Trekmovie.com did the legwork and found out that Starburst had no clue what the hell it was talking about – George Takei is not in the movie, and there is no role for Old Sulu in the script, which cannot be changed at this point. Still, enjoy the clip from the Shatner Roast.

George Takei has told Starburst Magazine that he is filming a cameo in JJ Abrams’ Star Trek prequelboot, appearing in a ‘flash forward scene’ with old Spock. The magazine doesn’t say if he’s playing the Sulu we know or a descendant of Sulu or some other random Asian dude, but feel free to speculate away.

Of course this comes on the heels of William Shatner’s latest outburst about not being asked to be in the movie. Anybody else suspect the diva tantrums of The Shat will be be much better than the film itself? The thing about having Takei in the film is that it really comes across as a slap in the face to Shatner, since George and Bill are famously not friends (although they supposedly made up a couple of years ago. Takei appeared on the William Shatner Roast where he was just incredible. Scroll down to the bottom of this article to see the glory).

Does this mean that we might be seeing cameos by all the surviving crew members? I guess we’ll have to wait to find out… but will we? Star Trek XI is the new target of the striking writers, apparently, and their plan is to disrupt filming by any means necessary. Set phasers to kill, Mr. Abrams!







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JOHN CUSACK SEEKS FACTORY WORK

http://chud.com/nextraimages/graceisgoneposter.jpgA couple of months ago, John Cusack was being touted as a Best Actor contender for his performance as a grieving father of two in James C. Strouse’s Grace is Gone; now, he’s considered an also-ran (as is the movie in general despite a brand new score from Mr. Oscar himself, Clint Eastwood). Motherfuckin’ vicissitudes…

So it’s back to paycheck gigs for Cusack while he waits for his surely finished War, Inc. to hit a film festival or set a firm release date. The one-for-them in question is The Factory, a Dark Castle production co-written and directed by Morgan O’Neill, who’s best known for winning the Australian version of Project Greenlight. Cusack will play a detective hunting down a serial killer on the streets of Buffalo, New York. Matters take a decidedly personal turn when Cusack’s teenage daughter goes missing; why he assumes this is the work of his homicidal quarry and not, say, a Hardcore situation "Turn it off!"), I’m not sure. Then again, I’m not the Project Greenlight champion of Australia, so my opinion counts for dick.

O’Neill previously directed Solo. Before you get excited, that’s not the Solo starring Mario Van Peebles as a positive black android.

And while we’re writing off Cusack’s Best Actor chances this week, I won’t be surprised at all if he’s the frontrunner by Christmas. This season has been impossible to call. Maybe that’s because most of us were calling it before the Academy had a chance to see half of the major contenders. Nah, that can’t be it.






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DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE – 11/30/07



Eve said she wasn’t going to go nowhere. Where did she go? She blew our minds, and then poof.


Hey, LA people? You should be aware of the WRIGHT STUFF by now, right?

ALL ABOARD THE S.S. NEW LINE, THE SAFEST SHIP IN THE WORLD

This weekend is barren, so let me do a two-parter on the history of New Line. Because the mighty pricey The Golden Compass may spell their doom.

BEGINNINGS

Robert Shaye, so the story goes, used to peddle Refer Madness for college circuit midnight shows. It was small time, for sure, but when a hungry young Baltimore filmmaker met Shaye, Shaye saw some potential, and when Waters crafted his 1972 Magnum Opus Pink Flamingos, a studio was born. Yes, it was Pink Flamingos – and its midnight showings – that turned New Line into a minor player. They funded Waters’s films for the majority of his career (only Cry Baby at Universal and Cecil B. Demented at Artisan – now Lionsgate – were done outside his home turf).

The next stepping stone was horror films. They were partly responsible for releasing The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in 1973 – though the film was owned by the mob, so Shaye may have seen some money from it or not – who’s to say. There were earlier stabs, like Jack Sholder’s 1982 film Alone in the Dark, but it was Wes Craven and Freddy Kruger that helped elevate the studio to the next level . The 1984 film A Nightmare on Elm Street proved to be a cash cow, and led to a string of cash-in sequels (four in five years), which led to becoming a real mini-major. With House Party and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in 1990 the company was gaining real traction, turning into a studio worth noticing -even if Shaye’s directorial debut Book of Love did no business.

Around this time, with Shaye’s slight arthouse credits (John Waters counts, damn it) the company also capitalized on the Sundance phenomen with Fine Line, which released Robert Altman’s The Player, and had a series of minor arthouse hits, including My Own Private Idaho, Short Cuts and Bitter Moon, David Cronenberg’s Crash and Deconstructing Harry.

But in 1994, when the studio had both The Mask and Dumb and Dumber (both crossing the century mark), they were purchased by Warner Brothers. This was a moment of truth for the studio. Some feared that they would be absorbed quickly into the host body and used as a boutique name for films that Warners didn’t want to be front and center on (this was before Warner Independent). But 1995 brought Friday, Mortal Kombat and Se7en, which offered huge returns on investments, and the studio was left alone. But every year there was that worry, that concern that they would be absorbed. In 1996 Island of Dr. Moreau was able to turn itself into an event film, so the studio dodged a bullet, but The Long Kiss Goodnight was a minor flop. 1997 brought Austin Powers, which wasn’t a huge success theatrically, but turned into a home video phenomenon, so two years later the sequel outgrossed the first film in its opening weekend. The same year also brought sine indie cred and Oscar noms with Boogie Nights and Wag the Dog, while 98 offered The Wedding Singer, and the fairly successful Lost in Space (which was junk, but did business anyway) along with Blade and Rush Hour. 99 was an off year, with Magnolia a flop, but the studio already had Lord of the Rings cooking at that point. It was a scary notion, that. An untested director who hadn’t had much of a hit (even if he was respected, though mostly by geeks) handling a project that would cost the studio at least $300 Million (and the grand total is likely closer to a billion all-in for all three with advertising and such), but it was the sort of bold and desperate move Robert Shaye and his company was known for. At that point, it was the gamble. And though Final Destination proved remunerative, the rest of 2000 was mostly misses
(including the first Adam Sandler starrer failure, Little Nicky). The company needed that hail Mary after such films as The Cell and Thirteen Days.

To be continued…

IT WAS ALL A PREDICTION, I USED TO READ PREMIERE MAGAZINE, SALT N PEPPA, HEAVY D UP IN A LIMOSINE. HANGING PREDICTIONS ON MY WALL…

With only one picture going wide this week (Awake), there should be little change, and not much to see here. Enchanted will likely hold better than you’d think, with maybe Awake cracking the top five.

Really, there’s only one thing to do this weekend, and that’s go to The New Beverly in Los Angeles and see THE WRIGHT STUFF, where Phantom of the Paradise and Bugsy Malone wil be playing along with a secret third feature to which I have been told to bite my tongue about, though I hear it might involve camels or damn dirty apes or Lindsay Lohan (which is slightly different than apes), but definitely something involving Paul Williams. It should be awesome.

1. Enchanted – 21.5 Million
2. This Christmas – 11.1 Million
3. Beowulf – 8.2 Million
4. Hitman – 7.3 Million
5. Awake – 6.3 Million

And then Sunday, we’ll seal the deal.






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KNIGHT INDUSTRIES SHILLS FOR FORD, AGAIN.

 After
thinking for a few minutes about George Miller’s potential Batman, I’m actually
relieved to turn to new job as marketing assistant by proxy for the Ford Motor Company. See, there’s a new Knight Rider pilot in the works, and KITT 2008 has
been revealed! Yeah, hooray. It’s a five trillion horsepower Shelby Mustang
GTXV2000HKTVONTR or something, and since Jalopnik is one of those sites that
brands images with large embedded watermark logos, I’m not even going to run
one. You can look at the thing over there if you need to.

This
isn’t the first time that Pontiac has lost out to Ford in a Knight Rider
casting battle; Team Knight Rider, a show I’d never heard of until five minutes
ago, used a fleet of Fords in 1997. No, I don’t care, either.

The new pilot features Justin Bruenin as Michael Knight’s son Mike Tracer. I’m assuming the name difference is because he didn’t know he was Knight’s son, not because he’s a son by another dad. Here’s the plot, according to Coming Soon: Tracer is recruited by his childhood best friend, Sarah Graiman (Deanna
Russo), and her eccentric physicist father, Charles (Bruce Davison), to
join the Knight Foundation, a group committed to counteracting and
preventing the damage done by private, covert military contractors.

Michael Knight, er, Tracer versus Blackwater? No, that’s still not very interesting.






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