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* lou reed plus metallica = the end of my respect for lou reed. Thanks to Mr. Brown for sending me the link to this one – I’d forgotten about it, but damn, I haven’t laughed that hard in a while!!!






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Bale Says “No” To NOAH, Fassbender Chatting With Aronofsky

Yep, of course Fassbender would be great but CANWEJUSTGETTHEMOVIEGOINGALREADY?

The title kind of speaks for itself on this one… Previous reporting that Christian Bale was circling Aronofsky’s large-scale Noah project as it lined up financing are now moot: the actor has dedicated too much of his schedule to Malick films next year to participate.

I’m always a little grumbly about reporting on “in talks” actors in the first place, and now that the original “in talks” actor for this project has fizzled out it seems even sillier to report that Fassbender has been “discussing” the role with Aronofsky, who is “targeting” the actor. This is according to Variety, who acknolwedge that there isn’t even a formal offer, much less a contract. For all we know Fassbender could just be advising Aronofsky about the part in cozy study sessions without any intention of taking a role. That said, Fassbender is at a point where he could absolutely be a choice that would please both the director and the studios involved, so it makes enough sense. And quite naturally, I’d love to see these two work together.

Regardless of who lands the lead though, I’m just eager to be able to report that this project is officially greenlit and on its way. It’s likely that a high-profile star will have to be secured before all the money gets in place, but I’d have as much interest in the project if Aronofsky casted your uncle as I would if he casts a big name.

May the pieces fall into place before an actual flood takes out the entire Earth.

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Look At LINCOLN

It wasn’t quite as immediately easy to picture Daniel Day Lewis looking like Abraham Lincoln as it had been with Liam Neeson for years and years, and yet there he quietly sits, a spitting image of most any penny! Just wait till we get to see him in costume…

DDL’s method acting process has become something of a myth, so it’s no surprise to hear the (quite probably exaggerated) rumors that he’s not let up with his high-pitched Lincoln accent since early this year. Whether it’s true or not, clealry the actor is more than prepared to hit Steven Spielberg’s set and start emancipatin’.

Shooting is imminent, and the film is set for post-election 2012. It features an unbelievable cast, including the following:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Tommy Lee Jones
James Spader
Sally Field
Jackie Earle Haley
Michael Stuhlbarg
John Hawkes
Robert Latham
David Strathairn
Walton Goggins
Tim Blake Nelson


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Lost & Found: Deadwood – Season 2, Episode 4

 

 

Welcome back to Lost and Found, where we resurrect and reappraise the cancelled television shows of yesteryear. As of this week we’re well underway on Season 2 of this outstanding drama. If you missed the last column you can catch up right here. If you’d like to check out the other shows I’ve covered, you can surrender several days of your life over here. Want to know what I had for lunch? Then follow me on Twitter.

“Requiem For A Gleet” (Deadwood, S2 ep 4)

Wolcott: “Always a choice – to count the saved or the lost.”

Welcome back, folks. I hope your various-and-respective Thanksgivings were filled with too much food and just enough family. We’re knee-deep in Season Two of David Milch’s Deadwood, and this episode – Requiem for a Gleet – deserves a column of its own. Requiem for a Gleet is the worst episode title of the entire series, but it’s a heck of a good episode. It succeeds handily at introducing threats and obstacles to the denizens of Deadwood, deepening already deep characterizations, and holding audience interest while effectively sidelining Deadwood’s most compelling character – Al Swearengen.

Al spends this episode like he spent the last episode – holed up in his office/bedroom/den/batcave and edging toward death via his plugged-up waterworks. Every scene focusing on his wordless, agony-stricken body is loaded for bear with tension and uncertainty. We as an audience are fairly certain that Al can’t actually die – again, he’s the Best Damned Character on this show – and yet there’s never a moment where the peril that Al is in and the pain that he’s suffering feels false, or less than agita-inducing to us (which is to say, me). That’s a nifty, difficult trick to pull off. Also nifty/difficult: the way in which Milch, his writers, and the cast use Al’s relative absence to push the other characters forward and further define them away from Swearengen’s planet-like gravitational pull. Before I explain why Al remains the center of the Deadwood universe, and of this episode in particular, let’s check in with some of them, shall we?

 

  • The character of Ellsworth – played by the moat excellent Jim Beaver – is slowly coming into his own in these episodes. In the first season Ellsworth proved himself to be the ultimate go-along-to-get-along kinda guy. Beaver lent the character a winning nobility, but that nobility was leavened by his sense of self-preservation. It’s no small irony that the man who watched Brom Garret get pushed off a cliff is now overseeing his widow’s claim. Here he chases Wolcott off Alma’s land with a courage that we haven’t seen in him before, and the act makes a lovable character into a lovably admirable character. Previously the definition of “supporting character,” Ellsworth will continue to grow in importance to both the show’s narrative and to its various characters.
  • Alma emerges here as an unnervingly and enjoyably vengeful woman who enjoys flexing her new monetary muscle, and the show as a whole continues to expand its portraits of complicated, idiosyncratic women admirably. There are no shrinking violets in Deadwood, nor any one-dimensionally stoic frontier womenfolk. Every female character is given depth and nuance to match if not trump the nuances of the camp’s menfolk. Watching Alma turn the screws on EB evokes admiration for her, and their scene together is laugh-out-loud-funny (a quality that cannot be underpraised with regard to this show. Deadwood may be the funniest “drama” I’ve ever seen).
  •  Wolcott’s long-awaited woman – the prostitute Carrie – is a surprise to me. I’d expected an innocent naïf – a sacrificial lamb. I’d forgotten how she treats Wolcott, and how he welcomes it. I’d forgotten also his weirdo obsession with Greek myths, which suits his apparent psychosis. Milch and his writers do a nice job as well of making Hearst and Wolcott both into quasi-mythical figures. There’s something insubstantial about Wolcott – something ghostlike and genuinely unnerving despite the character having done little to actually unnerve us. I’ll talk more about this as we delve deeper into the season.
  • And what to make of Ms. Ingrisham’s appeal to Silas Adams – her claim that Alma intends to kill her? Hmmmm. Those of you who havent watched the show before, skip down to the next screencap to avoid SPOILERS…

So. Now that we’re alone and the newbies are gone, I can say that I love the uncertainty that Sarah Paulson and the writers create around the character of Ms. I. We the audience know something’s up, because we haven’t heard anything about Alma wanting to kill her before now. But I like how we’re being led here without any indication of what Ms. I’s motivations are, and I like that the show is willing to tease this thread out a bit, letting her story play out over a number of episodes. When it comes to stories, for me the intrigue is usually sweeter than the payoff (see: Lost).

  •  …What about Seth and Martha Bullock, you ask?

Well, for one, Seth and Sol discuss setting up a bank and involving Al or Alma in it as provider of the necessary capital. Nearly every conversation in this episode is infected with gold, or money, or wealth, and while that’s true for most of if not all of these episodes I felt it strongly in this one particularly. Interestingly (to me), the real Sol Star never started up a bank in Deadwood – but he was appointed as postmaster for the town, a position taken by Charlie Utter in this fictional recreation.

Martha Bullock: “I would enjoy to converse in the stillness after the day like that.”

Everything about Martha and Seth’s interactions in the first scene is amaaaazingly awkward, from the body language to the stilted way they speak to each other. And why shouldn’t it be awkward? Seth is sharing a bed with his brother’s widow and the two of them, who’ve spent – for all we know – absolutely no time together before this, have to figure out how to be Man and Wife. I enjoy the way that Milch and his writers bend words to their purposes. Using “intercourse” in this context carries a dual meaning that operates as a kind of mini-mission statement. To engage in intercourse is to fuck, but it’s also to communicate. Seth and Martha have begun to truly communicate right around the time that they begin shtupping.

I adore the choice to have Bullock and by extension the show close the door to us in a moment of uncertain intimacy. Contrast that approach with what we’ve seen of Seth and Alma, who were displayed to us as if liberalizing their naked hunger.

  • Speaking of things I adore: I love that Cochran contemplates and nearly goes through with a procedure he’s never actually performed. Brad Dourif sells the heck out of his scenes and much of the awful, growing tension in Al’s scenes is courtesy of his performance and that of W. Earl Brown as Dan Dority.

Most of Deadwood’s “main” characters get a boost from Al’s absence here, and yet ultimately this episode as a whole is defined largely by Swearengen’s absence and affliction. And with that observation, allow me to segue into a long rambling imaginary-beard-stroking monologue:

Al’s condition demonstrates just how important the man is to Deadwood’s stability, and how relatively-benign he is compared to the amoral monstrousness of Tolliver or Wolcott, or the malign officiousness of Hugo Jarry, the latest politician to enter Deadwood (played by the great Stephen Tobolowsky, whose voice is his passport, and who dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told him not to anymore). That’s a strange thing to write, but it feels like the truth and it’s a testament to the skillful characterization of Milch and his writers. Despite Al’s murderousness and callousness, his constant self-interest, we as an audience have now been witness to Al’s kindness (twisted as it is) and we’ve come to understand and even to like him.

Al acts throughout the show to maintain control, but in the process he draws others in and adapts to his advantage among them, displaying oddly affecting compassion and vulnerability, and a grudging sentimentality that feels all the more genuine for being so truculent. Al’s circle has grown over the course of the show so far, encompassing folks as unexpected as Seth Bullock. Compare that growth to Tolliver’s circle, in that Tolliver doesn’t have a circle. He’s driven away Joanie and Eddie Sawyer, and alienated a General in short order. Had Tolliver been laid up the way that Al is I don’t know that he’d have had a man to stand by him the way that Dan, whose continuing loyalty to Al was cemented in the last episode, does here. The only man Tolliver is truly tied to as of this episode is a quiet psychopath – one who chooses to count the lost, and not the saved.

None of which is to say that Al’s not a monster, a devil, but I’d argue the cliché about the devil you know being better than the devil you don’t definitely applies here. We (and by we I mean me) find ourselves rooting for Al because there’s a sense that Al has an albeit-reptilian desire to protect his home. He’s literally invested in it.

The phrase “in bed together” is used to describe people who are in cahoots – people united by a common goal. It’s usually used disparagingly, as in “Fox and the Republican Party are in bed together” (send your complaints over any perceived political potshots to GrowSomeThickerSkin@gmail.com). The shot of Al, Trixie, Dan, Johnny and Cochran at the top of this column, taken from this episode and illustrating a moment in the successful effort to expel Al’s stones, literalizes that expression – showing us a group of characters all operating to the same end and, for a moment, actually in bed together.

When you’re part of a larger community, a place like Deadwood where you have no choice but to find ways to live together, that community itself is your home. Al needs Seth. He needs Cochran and Merrick and Wu for business or politics or public relations or body disposal. Dan and Johnny and Silas and yes, Bullock and the rest of them need Al. And because he needs them, Al looks out for them. Because they need him they look out for him. Tolliver would just as soon burn the camp to the ground if it meant he’d turn a profit.

And so without Al around prowling the Gem and cutting his deals and dealing with a lot of fucking things he doesn’t want to do the camp finds itself prey to a newer, crueler breed of predator. It’s a good thing that this episode ends with the promise of Al on the mend, because the town needs him now more than ever.

And now, in lieu of Stray Bullets this week, I give you a crapload of great quotes:

  • Wolcott: “You have the advantage of me, Mr. Ellsworth.”
  • Ellsworth: “That ain’t a possibility, Wolcott – no more than an error of yours would be innocent.”
  • Prostitute: “Well? Whatever were you aimin’ at?”
  • Hugo Jarry: “Your tittiiiiiiiiies!!!”
  • E.B.: “One perseveres. One is an asshole if one doesn’t.”
  • Ellsworth: “The Creator, in His infinite wisdom Mrs. Garret, salted his work so that where gold was there also you’d find rumor.”
  • Ellsworth: “Panic’s easier on the back than a short-handed shovel.”
  • Wolcott: “I sense Ms. Stubbs has fucked a relative.”
  • Carrie: “It’s a big club.”
  • Cochran: Whiskey does not steady the hand. It just dulls the worry over the hand’s unsteadiness.”
  • Wolcott: The noise is terrible, isn’t it, Mr. Ellsworth? Like fate.”





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Salute to Mark Hall.

I have talked in the past about my love of the British production house Cosgrove Hall. So it would be remiss of me not to write a few words on the passing of one half of the founders – Mark Hall.

If you are a child of the 80’s then you know his work, even if you don’t know the name, just take a look at this list.

Dangermouse

Chorlton and the Wheelies

Jamie and the Magic Torch

Duckula

The Wind in the Willows.

All of those shows are (in my opinion) classics of the highest order and the world is a sadder place for the loss of this man.  He helped make my childhood a fun one and proved that a small British animation house could be as great as their American counterparts.

So for that and many other reasons – I salute you Mr Hall and mourn the passing of a legend.

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REVIEW: Carnage

God of Carnage – a play by French writer Yasmina Reza, about two very different pairs of parents who meet-up to maturely discuss an altercation between their young children, only to descend into juvenile conflict themselves – made a sizable splash on Broadway in 2009. It won the Tony for Best Play, and Jeff Daniels, Hope Davis, James Gandolfini and Marcia Gay Harden all received nominations, with Harden taking home a prize. The play’s evenly-sized foursome of bickering and uniquely foibled characters is an ensemble wet dream for a producer trying to attract good actors for a film adaptation. As is the play’s real-time flow and single location (no costume changes! only one small set!). Of course, while that small single location may give a producer a warm fuzzy feeling in his swimsuit area, that isn’t exactly the most seductive format for a motion picture audience. Carnage, Roman Polanski’s film presentation of Reza’s play, remains faithfully and impossibly small in its scope, barely spanning a single afternoon, featuring only four speaking roles, no major plot twists or developments, and never leaving the confines of an apartment living room — it could not feel any more like a play unless it had been shot on a stage from a single angle. Unlike George Clooney’s Ides of March, which took Beau Willimon’s Farragut North and added new characters and radically changed the storyline to make it more movie-like, Polanski treats Carnage as though he had been hired to stage a revival of the play. Which means that for better or worse (depending on your tastes in movies), Polanski’s Carnage offers up the exact same treats as Broadway’s Gods of Carnage: sharp dialogue chewed and spewed by great actors. The performances soar in the small apartment, but in the end you may be left wanting more. 

The film opens with a dialogue-free scenelet, viewed from a mute distance, in which we glimpse the story’s inciting incident: an altercation between two boys, in which one hits the other in the mouth with a stick. The altercation is simple and short, as the violence between normal young lads generally is. We then jump forward in time to the modest apartment of Penelope (Jodie Foster) and Michael Longstreet (John C. Reilly), the parents of the boy who wound up on the losing end of the fight (with two damaged teeth). Also present are the parents of the stick-wielding boy, Nancy (Kate Winslet) and Alan Cowan (Christoph Waltz). The Cowans are up-scale: Alan is a high-powered attorney who constantly interrupts the flow of conversation to answer his phone, and who seems detachedly amused by life; Nancy is more or less a do-nothing housewife, of the fancier hands-off variety, who dresses sharply and tries to present a respectable image. The Longstreets are squarely middle-class: Michael is an affable schmo, who operates his own small plumping supply company; Penelope is an over-stressed perfectionist, whose robotic no-fun nature mixes cumbersomely with her artist desires and bleeding-heart liberal beliefs. Conflict between the two couples is inevitable and flames are sparked from the film’s opening moments, when Penelope, anally writing up a letter to document the boys’ altercation, uses colored language to describe the actions of the Cowans’ son. From there things just keep spiraling, as the couples seem incapable of letting things go or even leaving each others presence, as they fruitlessly try and act like “adults.” The title refers to Alan’s half-serious espousal that there is no ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ and that he simply worships life’s one true force, the god of carnage.


It takes a talented filmmaker to build an electrifying film out of events restricted to a small single location. So everybody’s favorite sex offender, Roman Polanski, is an ideal filmmaker to try his hand at Carnage. After all, Polanski first burst onto the scene with a movie set almost entirely on a sail boat (Knife in the Water) and followed that up with one of the most famous apartment-centric films ever made, 1965’s Rupulsion. Though, those two films, like Hitchcock’s Rope or Rear Window or Bruce McDonald’s Pontypool, are thrillers; twists, complications, and outside elements keep things engaging. Carnage is just talking. Funny and interesting talking, but just talking all the same. No one is murdered. No one hallucinates nightmarish imagery. There isn’t even a fist fight. The biggest plot development in the film is when one of the characters unexpectedly vomits. It is tempting to ask what the point of this adaptation was; to bemoan that the hardly prolific Polanski used up his precious prison-evading time on a film that barely allowed him to make his presence known, instead of giving us another The Ghost Writer. But given that we don’t all live in a world where we can drop $75 to see James Gandolfini on Broadway, there is certainly merit in giving everyone an opportunity to see a nice, meaty actor’s showcase like this. Carnage may lack the sensational narrative of something like Twelve Angry Men, but it is no less of an acting melee.

It is hard to pick a winner of Carnage‘s acting rumpus, but Jodie Foster may get the crown by virtue of simply having the juiciest character. Penelope, as portrayed by Foster, should immediately be recognizable to most of us. She’s that woman you feel bad disliking so much, because she is always trying to do something positive, be it planning an office party or trying to stage a charity event, but whose overwhelming humanity is completely snuffed out by her abrasively unrelatable attitude. To put it succinctly, she is just no fun. Foster nails this character with almost devious efficiency, fostering (yay! puns!) the kind of unlikable inaccessibility we usually get from Catherine Keener, but with an added shade of pitiable cluelessness that slowly warms you to the character. Foster does the most scenery chewing, but it never feels unmotivated. By the end of the film almost every one of Penelope’s lines is screamed, with the veins in Foster’s forehead pulsing to bust. But I believed that is exactly what Penelope would do. She’s an over-reactor; she doesn’t even realize how much drama she routinely generates for herself. Which makes Reilly the perfect counter-part to Foster. Reilly, with his huge lumpy potato head, always seems to play the same character, the genial boob who wants everyone to calm down and be friends. I have yet to tire of seeing him play this character. Michael is a hoot, at first the most relatable member of the foursome, who starts to unravel when Winslet’s Nancy keeps asking probing questions about Michael’s rather heartless disposal of their family’s former pet, a hamster.

Waltz has the easiest role. Which isn’t meant to detract from the role or Waltz’s performance. But while the other three are bickering and working themselves up into a frenzy, Alan remains fixed above the fray, a smirk on his face and a quip readied in its holster. Waltz is still such a fresh actor – especially for one now functioning on the same plane as Winslet, Foster and Reilly – that each of his new roles is something of an adventure. We’ve yet to see all of what Waltz can do. I loved him here. He has the best lines, to be sure, but the Alan he creates isn’t the typical rich asshole. In a lot of ways his detached dickishness seems like the most reasonable reaction to the circular and frustratingly unending conversation that consumes the foursome. Winslet, surprisingly, is the weak link in the film. To her credit, Nancy is the least compelling character of the group, but Winslet (who I normally adore) is off her game. She seems encumbered by the unconvincing accent she gives Nancy, which is a shame since there is absolutely no reason Nancy couldn’t be British. She is by no means bad, but Reilly, Foster and Waltz are flying so high that her merely acceptable performance is rendered conspicuous.

Polanski is not as completely invisible as I may have hinted earlier. While the only outwardly notable flourish he allows himself is an evolution from simple static shot constructions to hand-held close-ups once the foursome starts getting drunk (a standard directing technique), Polanski’s is definitely doing more than making sure the actors say their lines correctly. Nothing happens in Carnage. Nothing. Yet it is charged with tension. Act I is truly agonizing, as Nancy and Alan keep almost leaving the apartment, before the larger conversation finally settles everyone into the living room. Polanski makes Reza’s scenework and dialogue hilarious torture. I’m not sure I’ve wanted a section of a movie I was actively laughing at to fucking end so badly since the infamous answering machine scene in Swingers.

Given the uncomplicated nature of Reza’s play, I’m glad Polanski didn’t add unneeded subplots, new characters, or force in reasons for the couples to leave the apartment, but for Carnage to rise above an acting showcase something needed to be done about its ending. The film boils and boils as the conversation becomes more aggressive and the couples start flip-flopping allegiances, devolving into a boys versus girls dynamic and eventually a free-for-all. But there is no actual climax, no true boiling point. Things calmly taper off, and then the film ends with a cute button gag that would be suitable as the cut-to-black point on a sitcom, but not a Roman Polanski film based on a Tony-winning play. The 79-minute run-time at least allows Carnage to be viewed as a pleasurable lark, but its non-ending makes it hard to argue that the film qualifies as much more than that.

Theater or Rental or Skip It:
Carnage is a great time, but hardly a theatrical experience. With all the movies to choose from this holiday season, this is one that can safely wait to be viewed at home without losing anything. Plus, it’s so uncomfortable you may actually enjoy being able to pause it and take a short breather.

Rating:
★★★½☆

Out of a Possible 5 Stars







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Please Let Alice Eve Be Yeoman Rand in Star Trek 2

With Variety reporting that talented up-and-comer Alice Eve (She’s Out of My League) is the latest actor signing up for J.J. Abrams’ follow-up to Star Trek, speculation immediately turns to who she’s going to play. You can stop fancasting though, because they’re also reporting that she’s playing an entirely new character to the franchise. Admittedly I’m sort of bummed out, since Eve would make a pretty convincing (and smoking hot) Janice Rand.

For those unfamiliar with early Trek lore, Rand was Kirk’s yeoman (think “secretary from space”) for the first half of the first season. Her presence was one of the first instances where we learned what pervy depths Kirk would go to for some tail, as he made it pretty clear he’d be interested in tapping that should the opportunity present itself. It didn’t hurt that Grace Lee Whitney looked pretty amazing in that short Starfleet outfit. But it wasn’t to be, as rumored offset issues got in the way of her continuing on with the show at the time. Though she later returned and was promoted to Chief Petty Officer in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

My weird Trek-crush aside, I don’t want to sell Eve short. She’s got the chops to play something far meatier than space cleric. And she’s been floating around genre roles for awhile, as she originally was up for the role of White Queen in X-Men: First Class before bowing out of contention. If the plan is to continue onward with Spock and Uhura’s relationship, then I suspect whatever role Eve plays will automatically be a love interest for James T. Kirk. Must be a tough life that Chris Pine leads…

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Sony And FilmDistrict Fear No Deadites, Open Up Necronomicon

If you had any thoughts that the latest attempt to remake Evil Dead would become varporcinema like the rest, let go of your breath: Raimi’s GhostHose has partnered with both Sony and Film District to put the film in theaters once it’s completed. The film is slated to shoot early next year with a script most-recently modified by Diablo Cody to be directed by Fede Alvarez, and it will now hit theaters across the states and around the world thanks to the new partnership.

Raimi, who is producing this remake, will ostensibly be putting his franchise in the hands of the studio he not-so-nicely broke up with after Spider-Man 3, but that was decades ago in Hollywood years.

I’d expect Evil Dead to stay in the news as Diablo Cody is sure to get a volley of questions about the film as she makes the rounds for Young Adult, considering she’s already used interviews so far to clarify her role in the writing process. Take her recent talk with MTV for example…

“It was really important again to the filmmakers that it remain totally grounded in reality and timeless. They weren’t trying to make some hip trendy horror movie full of pop culture references. I really hope people don’t think that that’s what I was hired to do. I came in and worked on characters and relationships, things like that.”

This will be a production heavily scrutinized by the horror geek community, so expect lots coverage once this ramps up. I’m still fairly optimistic as far as these kinds of things go, but there’s a lot of mixed feeling out there. where do you fall?

 

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A Few Tits And You’ve Got A SHAME Red-Band Trailer

What’s interesting about this new trailer for Steve McQueen’s Shame is not that they tossed a few extra frames with tits in there, slapped a red-band badge on the front and called it a day, it’s that it’s another measured, uniquely-cut teaser that attempts to convey a tone as much as a plot. Also, red-band or not, his is still a trailer the studio is distributing (with an age gate) on Facebook and the like, so don’t expect to be too titillated here. That said, they still seem to be shying away from the uglier side of sex addiction that I understand this film is all about, and are still pretty much enticing with the promise of pretty people fucking.

I love the mixing of the subway sounds to convey the tensions between Fassbender and attractive-train-lady. The rhythmic clank is a great way of subconsciously building up how much these two want to hurl their sticky-parts at one another.

The quality ain’t great since it’s been grabbed from the Facebook page, but have at…

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THUD: MUNSTERS TV Reboot Handed Off To Bryan Singer

Last year The Munsters seemed to be on track to resurface on contemporary television as a new show from Pushing Daises creator Bryan Fuller, with talent like Guillermo Del Toro circling the project. As often happens though, executives changed and studio power shifted so now the show has gone through a full redevelopment- it’s still Fuller’s project but he’s recast it as a “visually striking” one-hour drama. He’s also landed his big-name talent to handle the pilot, and he’s ringing in another Bryan… one, Mr. Singer.

I’m  not going to leap on the “drama” thing, as that descriptor in a second-hand report doesn’t mean anything, but considering the original point of reference was “Modern Family meets True Blood,” it’s clear I’m not equipped to predict what the hell they’re doing here. It’s all very weird to me, since I only watched the original show in marathons as a very young kid, so translating those characters through a modern prism is tough. Best of luck to both Bryans though.

The deal should push forward and production should start soon, so keep an eye out if you’re on board with this.

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