Shout Factory Announces New Sub-Label. Halloween II, Halloween III Blu-rays And More!

I'M COMING TO BLU-RAY!!!!!!!!


Thanks to Mike Flynn (HunterTarantino on the message board) for bringing this fabulous news to my attention.

A few weeks ago, there were some rumors about Shout Factory, a really cool company that specializes in old tv shows, and sci-fi/horror films (they’ve released most of Roger Corman’s 70’s and 80’s out put thus far) had gotten it’s hands on Halloween III and was going to do a special edition on it. Then further rumors started floating around that they had licensed a bunch of Universal films that either hadn’t been released on dvd or Blu-ray, or had been released, but only in bare bones editions without any extra features.

Rumors about such films as Phantasm II, They Live, Prince Of Darkness, Wes Craven’s Deadly Blessing, The Funhouse, and even the recently released on Blu-ray, Halloween II were popping up.

Now comes news, that ALL of these films, save for Prince Of Darkness, and a few other films that hadn’t even been mentioned are coming to Blu-ray and Dvd! A word of caution though. If you wanted to get the Universal edition of Halloween II on Blu-ray, GET IT. It’s got the “Terror In The Aisles” documentary, and that WILL NOT be on the Shout Factory release.

Here’s the press release from Blu-ray.com

Earlier today, independent film distributor Shout Factory announced the launch of its Scream Factory offshoot, which will specialize in horror and science-fiction cult favorites.

Scream Factory’s inaugural programming debuts this September with Collector’s Edition Blu-rays of both Halloween II and Halloween III: Season of the Witch. While the technical specifications are still unknown for Scream’s HD sets, the Blu-rays contain a number of bonus supplements, such as:

Halloween II –

Two audio commentaries:
– Director Rick Rosenthal
– Stunt co-ordinator/actor Dick Warlock
The Nightmare Isn’t Over: The Making Of Halloween II documentary featuring Rick Rosenthal, Lance Guest, Dick Warlock, Alan Howarth, and Dean Cundey
Horror’s Hallowed Grounds featurette on the original shooting locations
Still gallery
Theatrical trailer, TV and radio spots
A limited edition – less than 500 copies made – Haddonfield Memorial Hospital nurse’s hat if Halloween II is purchased at Shout Factory’s website

Halloween III: Season of the Witch –

Two audio commentaries:
– Director Tommy Lee Wallace
– Star Tom Atkins
Stand Alone: The Making Of Halloween III: Season Of The Witch documentary featuring Tommy Lee Wallace, Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dick Warlock, and Dean Cundey
Horror’s Hallowed Grounds featurette on the original shooting locations
Still gallery
Theatrical trailers and TV spots
A limited edition – less than 500 copies made – poster if Halloween III is purchased at Shout Factory’s website

Both discs are expected to street on September 18th.

Following these two titles, Scream Factory will offer Blu-rays of Terror Train, John Carpenter’s They Live, the screen adaptation of Peter Benchley’s The Island, Tobe Hooper’s The Funhouse, Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm II, Death Valley, and Wes Craven’s Deadly Blessing.

Release dates, as well as exact technical and supplementary details, are still unknown for the aforementioned titles, though Shout promises that each title will get “anamorphic widescreen [transfers], and most will be released in a ‘Collector’s Edition’ packed with new bonus content, archival materials, a collectible cover featuring newly rendered retro-style artwork, [and] a reversible wrap with original theatrical key art.”

Being the GIGANTIC fan of Halloween III that I am, I just may spring for that limited edition. I’m just glad a company is finally giving it the special treatment it deserves.

I’m also glad that The Island is finally being released, as that’s one film I’ve been wanting to see for a long time, and I was going to rent it from Amazon’s Instant Video service (I probably still will), but it’s such a wacky sounding movie, that I’ll probably end up getting it.

Death Valley is an interesting little curio as it stars Peter Billingsley, Stephen McHattie, and Wilford Brimley, and deals with a kid (Billingsley) who finds his way into an RV that unknown to him has dead people, he steals something that belongs to the killer, and a cat and mouse game ensues. It’s a lot better than it sounds.

Last, but certainly not least is the fact that this isn’t just Shout Factory releasing them. They’ve created a new sub-label called Scream Factory that will specialize in horror films, so buy these films, so we can get many more underseen horror films released.

So in September we’ll all be able to see Tom Atkins’ mustache of power in full 1080P as he seduces Stacey Nelkin with the line “That’s a dumb question Miss Grimbridge.”

source: Blu-ray.com






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DVD REVIEW: THE ORIGINAL HOUSE OF THE DAMNED

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STUDIO: Full Circle Filmworks
MSRP: $9.95
RATED: Not Rated
RUNNING TIME: 72 minutes
SPECIAL FEATURES:

• Set tour featuring interviews with cast and crew
• 20 questions with actress Valerie Alexander
• Link to the director’s podcast
• Trailers and clips

The Pitch

An enthusiastic shot-on-video horror effort that walks the line between unwatchable and enjoyable mess.

The Humans

Written and directed by Sean Weathers, starring Valeria Alexander, Buddy Love, Blue, Illa, Monica Williams, and Johnny Black.

The Nutshell

On the eve of her 21st birthday, Liz’s mom throws her a birthday party. But as the night goes on, a night of celebration turns into a night of zombies, voodoo, and tedious special effects.

The Lowdown

The first thing you should know about The Original House of the Damned is that it’s not the Maury Dexter House of the Damned from 1963. No, this is the “Sean Weathers Cult Classic,” as the DVD cover boldly declares. You know, the original one from 1996. Shot on video, TOHOTD is Weathers’ directorial debut and a nice effort to make an homage to single location comedy-horror films like Evil Dead. It doesn’t quite make it there though. It’s obvious that Weathers is a great lover of horror films, but everything in his film falls flat from the humor to the acting.

On the eve of her 21st birthday, Liz (who is still mourning the death of her father three months earlier) learns that her mother, Emily, is a voodoo witch psycho. In order to retain her youth and beauty, Emily must kill Liz before midnight on her 21st birthday. This would be an easy task, even after Liz’s grandpa warns her, but for some reason Emily invites a bunch of kids over the house for a surprise party. And what a motley crew they are. One kid freestyles a lot, another one is a lesbian aiming to get in Liz’s pants, and another might be mentally challenged or gay or be schizophrenic he’s just a hodgepodge of emotion!

Your father died 3 months ago, get over it!!!

One by one the party goers are killed off in vaguely supernatural ways. In between the killings, Weathers inserts a plethora of hilarious and unnecessary shots in which objects in the house move on their own. Shoes walk across the floor. A knife hovers. Junk falls off the top of the fridge. Doors close on their own. These shots go on for what feels like forever and may have been inserted just to stretch out the film until feature length was reached.

In the end, the ghost of Liz’s dad helps her break the spell and flip the script on her mom, who has been out on a date all this time. Emily clearly needs to get her priorities straightened out if she wants to be a successful voodoo witch MILF. But by the time Liz’s friend rise from the dead and oatmeal starts oozing out of their mouths, it’s too late for Emily.

Totally ruining Liz's birthday.

Weathers explains in one of the features that he chose to shoot in black and white to give the film a timeless feel. I wish he had learned about white balancing beforehand because half of the film is washed out or too dark to tell what the hell is going on. These visual annoyances don’t add to the frenzy of the chase scenes or the suspense, it just makes it really hard to watch. At least the performances redeemed the film, right?

Not in the least it. Besides Valeria Alexander, who delivers an adequate performance as Liz, none of the actors manage to present anything interesting. There’s a sense of improv going on, which works if the actors have anything interesting to say. The only time any of them did anything remotely interesting is when one of them raps as a zombie. Hey, I’ve never seen that before. Then it’s back to more cinematography and terrible performances. Roll credits.

A 21st birthday can only go downhill from here.

I don’t want to come down too hard on Weathers’s debut film. He banged it out indie style and had no-budget, I assume, so he deserves some credit for that. He stayed in the game too and still cranks out shot-on-video horror flicks. I bet he got better at it too. TOHOTD though is a clunker through and through – with zero redeeming qualities and an obnoxious DVD package that feels like one-big advertisement for Weathers and his Facebook page. About the package…

The Package

The set tour features director Sean Weathers and producer/cinematographer Aswad Issa discussing several aspects of the film, as Weathers walks through the house in south Boston the film was shot in. The duo talk about the decision to shoot in black and white, their influences, and shooting inside a confined space.

20 questions with Valerie Alexander is a droll and somewhat awkward interview with the lead actress. She talks about what she’s been up to since the film wrapped in 1996 and how she jacked up her knew during filming. It would have been a nice if Weathers didn’t put a jumbo advertising plea to friend him on Facebook across the entire bottom 1/3 of the screen during this feature.

Another feature is a link to the Full Circle Media Podcast, hosted by Weathers. And more pleas o friend him on Facebook.

There are a slew of trailers and clips from Weather’s other productions like Hookers in Revolt and Lust for Vengeance. One trailer is called “The Unfinished Works of Filmmaker Sean Weathers.” Slow down, kid.

The transfer is decent for a film shot on video in 1996.

Rating:
★☆☆☆☆

Out of a Possible 5 Stars







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DVD REVIEW: ZONAD

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STUDIO: MPI Home Video
MSRP: $24.98
RATED: (Unrated)
RUNNING TIME: 75 minutes
SPECIAL FEATURES:

• Commentary by writers/directors John Carney and Kieran Carney
• Trailer

The Pitch

A joyously ridiculous and warm-hearted adult comedy that feels like a family film..

The Humans

Written and directed by John Carney and Kieran Carney, starring Simon Delaney, David Pearse, Janice Byrne, and Rory Keenan.

The Nutshell

An oafish man escapes from rehab the same night a comet passes over a quaint Irish village. He fools the townsfolk into believing he’s Zonad, an alien sent to Earth to study the human race.

The Lowdown

In the small Irish village of Ballymoran, the townsfolk are all gathered to watch a comet pass overhead. When the Cassidy family returns to their home, they find a bloated man in a red pleather jumpsuit and helmet passed out on their living room floor. They bring the large man to the town doctor who concludes that he’s a visitor from outer space. When the man awakens, he quickly catches onto the people’s guilessness and goes along with their spaceman story.

In a monotone, robotic voice he states that his name is Zonad and that he was sent to Earth to study the human race. Completely naive and excited, the Cassidy clan welcomes Zonad into their home – overjoyed to host a man from outer space. Zonad quickly takes a liking to Jenny, the Cassidy’s very attractive and very horny teenage daughter. Perpetually in a schoolgirl uniform, Jenny’s been bursting with sexual frustration over her hunk boyfriend, Guy, but her advances fall flat on the dimwitted man.

Zonad flexing his music muscles; about to get laid.

Zonad lives it up in Ballymoran – drinking, eating, and screwing the days away. He never pays for booze and feasts on everything the Cassidy clan has. The local women find Zonad strangely irresistible. Even Jenny, who releases her pent up sexual frustration in the backseat of the family car with Zonad. But Zonad’s freeloading paradise is cut short by the arrival of Bonad, a fellow rehab inmate who was left behind by Zonad. Bonad gets his revenge by moving in on Zonad’s operation as the new hotshot space explorer in town.

Little brother Jimmy cockblocking Zonad

Just as easily as they accepted Zonad into their homes and vaginas, Bonad is given the keys to the city. To win back Jenny and the town, Zonad forms an alliance with Guy. The ending is pretty unspectacular – it feels like they couldn’t think of a decent one. This doesn’t take away from the rest of the film’s enjoyably offensive wackiness. Zonad definitely shows off writer/director John Carney’s range as a filmmaker. He made us weep over lost love in 2006’s Once, now he makes us laugh over handjob jokes in Zonad.

Bonad looks like a football hooligan from space.

Musician and actor Simon Delaney gets to show off both of his talents as Zonad. There’s a couple of silly musical numbers in the film, both showcasing Delaney’s theatrical voice. Rory Keenan (The Guard) plays a wonderful knucklehead as Guy. He got the most laughs out of me with his inability to understand anything being told to him and his character gets a terrific payoff in the end. Those characters were two stand-outs, but the entire cast is entirely likable.

While a good chunk of the racy jokes fell flat, I have to give credit to Zonad for being a vulgar film with a giant heart. It feels like a movie you could watch with your kids, until a sex joke pops up to remind you this is an adult comedy. The toilet humor is used economically and never overshadows the good-nature of the characters and story. Zonad is a unique entertaining slice of comedy from beginning to end.

The Package

The DVD features a trailer for the film and commentary by John and Kieran Carney, co-writers and directors of the film. The duo talk about shooting in Wicklow for three weeks, how the tone of the film confused audiences at Tribeca, and the influence of ’50s and ’60s B-movies on the look and pace of the film. They also bring up an excellent point about how really good comedy requires a story to work. For example, they explain how the jokes on a show like Family Guy are interchangeable, while the jokes on Southpark work only in the context of their episodes.

Rating:
★★★½☆

Out of a Possible 5 Stars







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DVD REVIEW: ABRAHAM LINCOLN VS. ZOMBIES

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STUDIO: The Asylum
MSRP: $13.46
RATED: Unrated
RUNNING TIME: 93 minutes
SPECIAL FEATURES:

  • Making-of Featurette
  • Gag Reel

The Pitch

It’s…Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies. Was there more that you needed?

The Humans

Directed by Richard Schenkman. Written by Richard Schenkman,  Karl T. Hirsch and J. Lauren Proctor. Acted by Bill Oberst Jr., Baby Norman, Jason Vail, Jason Hughley, Don McGraw, Christopher Marrone and Ronald Ogden.

The Nutshell

Abraham Lincoln (Oberst Jr.), is in the process of writing the Gettysburg Address when he receives word of a slight outbreak of zombies in a fort in Savannah, deep across enemy lines. Since he saw his parents succumb to the undeadening, he knows that zombies are bad news and that he needs to head over there and destroy some brains. Along with a few historical figures like young Teddy Roosevelt and mustachioed Pat Garrett (plus a shload of redshirts), Lincoln must fight zombies, Confederate soldiers and enemies embedded within his own garrison. Is it a garrison? I’m not sure. Embedded within his group of dudes. Will he survive the siege? Can he succeed in bringing peace to the nation? Will he look awesome walking in slow motion against the setting sun while swinging his scythe majestically? All signs point to I think so. I haven’t read that book.

"I don't like the cut of your jib, sir. Therefore, I'm going to blow your jib clean the fuck off."

The Lowdown

I’m a sucker for this kind of shit. I love genre mash-ups and I love how wonderfully horrible the films of The Asylum are. Last week I watched Brooke Hogan and Jerry O’Connell’s weird brother fight a giant two-headed shark in 2-Headed Shark Attack and laughed so hard I blew Cheeto dust into my own eyes. I wouldn’t change a thing. When Transformers was about to hit theaters and The Asylum released Transmorphers a few weeks prior, did I rent it? No, but I made a rich friend do it and we enjoyed one of the best nights I’ve ever experienced (my life is a road map of pain). Because of that magical night of wonder and shame, I’ve since then partook (partaken?) in Titanic 2 (they got a bigger boat!), Snakes on a Train (they’re hiding in the biting compartment), Princess of Mars (Antonio Sabato Jr., y’all) and many more. I even reviewed Mega Python vs. Gateroid for CHUD awhile back and I was surprised by how much it didn’t make me kill myself. All of this is to say that my expectations were exactly where they needed to be for Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies and, because of that, it wasn’t the unpleasant fisting I expected. It was more of a light pressure in the small of your back while your uncle massages your shoulders.

The biggest problem with Asylum movies and the reason why I don’t think they get the respect they (kinda-sorta) deserve is that, while it is impressive how low budget the films are and how large the scale sometimes is, they never hire filmmakers who bring true style to the movies. I know The Asylum is working on $100-$150,000 dollar budgets, but it doesn’t cost a dime to have vision. If I’m remembering correctly, the only Asylum film I’ve ever seen where the budget didn’t stand in the way of the filmmakers imagination was King of the Ants, and that’s only because Stuart Gordon directed it. I’m sure the director of Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies, Richard Schenkman, was constantly being neutered by budget and schedule, but that’s no excuse for some of the scenes in this movie. The opening sequence of random settlers running from zombies is so poorly lit and staged that I was afraid this was going to be the worst Asylum movie I’d seen yet (Paranormal Entity has held the title for a while). But Abe V. ZomZom’s had two secret weapons up its threadbare sleeve I wasn’t prepared for.

First, Bill Oberst Jr. is damned excellent as Abraham Lincoln. His Lincoln manages to be so many different things at once, without ever becoming inconsistent. He’s soft spoken, noble and a man of peace, just wanting everyone to chill out and shake hands. On the other hand, fuck zombies. They should all die and he’s going to kill as many of those bastards as he can without having to explain to idiots why they’re not just ill. Seriously, the entire film sees Lincoln explaining to people over and over again that zombies are dead, not sick, and that he’s not just murdering folks because he doesn’t have the time to invent Penicillin. It hits a point where you just want Lincoln to start backhanding all the people he has to explain the same shit to more than once. It’s a credit to Oberst that he always sells the man’s patience and grace under pressure without making him seem too good to be true. He is a flawed man and Oberst always makes sure you see the wheels turning behind his soulful eyes, while also having legit action hero swagger. It is a much better performance than expected in an Asylum production and the best I think I’ve seen in one of their films yet.

The other secret weapon I wasn’t prepared for was the ending. Nine times out of ten, Asylum movies end with whatever (whether it be a Crocktopus, Octophibian, Komodo Sharkosaurus, Ducktopus or Gary Busey) the heroes are battling exploding into a CGI ball of flame, while the heroes escape, then rejoice, in slow motion. That totally happens here, but the film then continues for ten more minutes and has a nice little twist I didn’t see coming and then ends with a genuine, quiet character moment that left me actually feeling something good for the movie. It also gives Oberst Jr.’s Lincoln a much more bittersweet and touching send-off than I ever would have expected in an Asylum movie. Well done, last 5 minutes.

I can just smell the fear boner on that guy.

Those good things don’t cancel out the bad, however. Aside from two or three well framed, iconic shots of Lincoln, the film is so flatly shot and poorly edited that it’s hard to know what’s going on during the action sequences. There’s no sense of spatial geography to the fort they’re holed up in, which kills any tension the film might have built up when characters are actually escaping the zombies. As it stands, a character runs from a pack of zombies and then he’s somewhere else, but we don’t know where because we can’t fucking see anything.

Aside from Lincoln, there’s not too many other characters to root for, although I did highly enjoy the performance of Ronald Ogden as Robert Chamberlain, a ridiculously badass character who just absolutely refuses to be a redshirt. He looks death in the face and giggles at how much lamer it is than him and Ogden sells every second of it. I was also rooting for Stonewall Jackson’s beard, because that fucking thing was either an old beaver strapped to the face of the actor or Sarah Silverman’s back hair made into some sort of face sweater. Either way, in some shots you can see the spirit gum shining in the sunlight like the stains on your favorite pair of strip club pants.

To pick apart this movie is too easy to be fair. The only question you can really ask when watching an Asylum flick is whether you had fun with it and I did to an extent. I’m the kind of person who giggles at shit like Abraham Lincoln swinging a scythe at a zombie’s head while yelling “EMANCIPATE THIS!”. Like I said, I’m a sucker for that kind of shit and I won’t apologize for it. There’s no such thing as a guilty pleasure for me, there is only pleasure and, while this film never brought me all the way, it didn’t leave me with cinematic blue balls, either.

The only truth he holds to be self-evident is that zombies are dicks.

 

The Package

The film looks fantastic. The transfer is crystal clear and the surround sound rocked my speakers. I almost thought I was watching a Blu-Ray at some points which, in a way, is sort of a detriment to the film. I think it would play a lot better as some movie you found on an old VHS tape filled with episodes of Silk Stockings and Red Shoe Diaries. The  making-of featurette and the gag reel are extremely short, but filled with some great footage of actors, grips and directors having a damn good time making a bad civil war zombie movie.

 

Rating:
★★☆☆☆

Out of a Possible 5 Stars







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FRANCHISE ME: Aliens

Hollywood loves a good franchise. The movie-going public does too. Horror, action, comedy, sci-fi, western, no genre is safe. And any film, no matter how seemingly stand-alone, conclusive, or inappropriate to sequel, could generate an expansive franchise. They are legion. We are surrounded. But a champion has risen from the rabble to defend us. Me. I have donned my sweats and taken up cinema’s gauntlet. Don’t try this at home. I am a professional.

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The Franchise: Alien — concerning the expansive universe of a deadly species of creature known as a xenomorph. The creatures have thus far appeared four feature films, as well as two spin-off films, literature, comic books, and video games. For the purposes of this column we will be focusing on the primary Alien franchise – detailing the saga of Ellen Ripley’s involvement with the xenomorphs and the equally nefarious Weylan-Yutani corporation – and 2012’s Prometheus.

previous installments:
Alien

The Installment: Aliens (1986)

The Story:

We pick up with Ripley where we last saw her, in cryo-sleep aboard her escape pod. When Ripley is discovered and revived she learns that she’s been in stasis for nearly sixty years. She also learns that the Weyland-Yutani Corporation really holds a grudge — Ripley is penalized for destroying the Nostromo. But she is given a chance to reclaim her space-flight license when W-Y representative Burke (Paul Reiser) asks if she’ll accompany a team of marines back to LV-426 (the planet from the first movie) to investigate why the colony living there seems to have disappeared. Ripley accepts, and wouldn’t you know it, it is those pesky xenomorphs again! Mostly all the colonists are dead, mostly, except for one plucky feral child named Newt (Carrie Henn). A bunch of the marines die and Ripley is once again forced to deal with this shit herself. Only now her hair doesn’t look as good as it did in the first film.

What Works:

Sequels really don’t come better than Aliens. The fact that fans still debate which film is better, Alien or Aliens, clearly demonstrates this fact — especially when you take into account that Alien is easily one of the top five horrors films of all time. The film’s detractors point to the change in tone, to the dilution of the Alien itself, and to the fact that James Cameron shined a light into corners of the mythology that Ridley Scott had left in shadowed mystery. But that’s just an argument for not making a sequel altogether. Who would have wanted a lame repeat of the first film? For things to move forward questions needed to be answered. What Cameron pulls off is extremely impressive, considering the sheer amount of retconning going on, yet none of it detracts or changes anything from Alien. It is a brilliant companion piece.

Yet again the glowing success here is the construction and application of the film’s ideas. Dan O’Bannon is gone, but James Cameron (with help from David Giler and Walter Hill) effortlessly picks up the baton. He doesn’t change or negate anything O’Bannon and Shusett came up with, but merely fills in the gaps and takes things to logical expansion points. The first film never established if the Alien had acid for blood, or if only the facehugger did. But it seems logical that the Alien would too. The Nostromo crew successfully avoided touching the acid blood. So it only makes sense to have some unlucky chumps who do touch it this time around. That sort of thinking represents Cameron’s whole approach — he is amplifying. And he’s not interested in taking things one step further. He cranks this bitch to 11. (That’s going to ruin things for the next sequel, but that’s the next sequel’s problem.) Cameron obviously loved the concepts at play in Alien. And he looked at Alien and asked himself the right questions. A valid critique from detractors has always been that having so many Aliens diminishes their individual importance, rendering the horrifying Alien from the first film personality-less. Which is entirely true. The second half of Alien was a Ten Little Indians-style slasher film. Aliens is a horde film, with the Aliens effectively zombies — complete with our heroes at one point barricading themselves in a single location, Night of the Living Dead-style. But, while this may be a radical structural change from the first film, it is a completely logical extension. In Alien, Kane finds a whole room full of eggs. The only reason there is one Alien is because there was only one of him. If two men had entered the room, we would have had two Aliens. And so on. So to say that the franchise was meant to be about a lone, menacing Alien lurking in the shadows doesn’t really hold water. Whatever laid those eggs clearly wanted tons of Aliens mucking about. And what exactly did lay those eggs? The Alien itself certainly didn’t seem large enough to crap out such a sized thing. So…

The Queen. The Queen is a huge move. She completely changes the game. Again, it is true that turning the Alien into a drone, a member of a hive, drastically diminishes the power of the Alien as an individual foe, but it is a fucking amazing idea to expand the mythology. And it just seems so logical once you’re presented with it. I think part of why the idea fits so snuggly is because Cameron, Giler and Hill had knowledge the audience did not in 1986 — that there was a deleted scene from Alien which showed us that the Alien was merely abducting its prey and cocooning them for… what? I can only presume that it is from this void that the Queen sprung. In fact, much of Aliens seems to be exploring that deleted scene. The bit where the marines scan for the colonists’ tracking-implants, and find they’re all mysteriously crammed together in a single location, is just great set-up. And the discovery of why they’re all crammed in a single location is even better. It is a savvy way to re-use the deleted scene from Alien in a new context. This is also the film that gives us the word “xenomorph,” which fans glommed onto in lieu of anything else to call the Alien other than “Alien.”

We should also address the change in tone. I don’t see this change as a “success” necessarily, but it is a byproduct of the kind of story Cameron was telling. He had different creative goals than Ridley Scott did. Alien was a film. Aliens is a movie. If you follow me. Cameron’s sensibilities could not be more different from Scott’s (at least at the time). He made an action movie full of one-liners, crowd-pleasing moments, and button-pushing plot points. And this is an area in which Cameron is rather unparalleled. Like Spielberg, he is a genius at Hollywood storytelling. There is nothing naturalistic about Aliens. These seem like movie characters saying very movie character things. And being objective, if the film had been bad or merely okay, I would surely be taking Cameron to task for so brazenly stepping away from the aesthetics of Alien — which he does from the get-go, after the movie begins yet again with a slow and quiet moment of our hero in stasis, but now with Cameron suddenly interrupting with the violence and noise of a robotic arm cutting through the door of Ripley’s ship. The tonal change is big, and artistically a step away from artistic. There is also the factor that Alien was a straight-up scary horror movie, whereas Aliens is more of an action-thriller. But Aliens is just too good to deny. It may be different, but it all works so well on its own terms. It also helps that Ripley feels like the same character. She centers things, from a franchise view.

Say what you will about James Cameron, but he gets what a movie can and should be. He wants to entertain, but he wants to do it right. He’s everything Michael Bay is incapable off, because Cameron understands that a movie is about its characters. He has a gift for creating perfect movie characters. And Aliens is a great example of that. We don’t encounter facehuggers until 42 minutes into the film, and we don’t see our first Alien until a full hour in. Before that we just have our characters…

Burke. Burke is such a good character. And Paul Reiser is fantastic in the role. Until you rewatch the film you can forget how likable he initially is. He and Ripley are the odd ducks amongst the marines, and they seem on the same page. Cameron plays us perfectly with Burke too. Burke’s transition from friendly, slightly nerdy side-kick to one of the most hate-able characters in popular cinema is what movies like this are all about. You hate Burke more than any of the Aliens. Which makes Burke’s death one of the most satisfying moments of comeuppance in film history.

Hudson. Oh, Bill Paxton. Will you ever play a role like Hudson again? Of all the movie-like characters in Aliens, Hudson ranks as the most movie-like. And it is sublime. Everything Hudson says is a quotable one-liner, and Paxton’s delivery is applause-worthy — especially once Hudson transforms from wise-ass to panicking coward. “Game over, man,” remains an endlessly applicable movie quote.

Bishop. Forcing Ripley to play with another android is a bit hacky. But making hackwork seem fresh is really what Cameron is all about. His talent is thinking of things that seem obvious after-the-fact. Last time the android was evil. Now he’s good! Sounds obvious, but Bishop feels fresh. You want more of him. Lance Henriksen has never seemed human, so he is a great fit for the part (made more interesting if you know that he was Cameron’s original choice for The Terminator). Bishop is the anti-Burke. He just keeps getting more and more likable. By the end, you likely will cry out “Nooo!” when the Queen rips him in half.

Sergeant Apone. After Hudson, Apone has all the best lines. And Al Matthews chews the scenery even more than his ever-present cigar. Matthews is a delight. As is Jenette Goldstein as Vasquez. Making the biggest badass on the team a chick is a fun move. I especially like that Vasquez isn’t a cliche tough lesbian, and that she actually has the only real romance in the film, with Drake (Mark Rolston). The scene with Drake and Vasquez practicing with their steadycam-esque smart guns is the closest thing to a sex scene in the film.

In Alien Ripley being female was an afterthought. The role was written as a man, and nothing was changed in the script once the decision to make the part female was made. It had some ramifications, yes, but that was entirely on our part and how we viewed the film. Gender-wise, nothing was actually inverted in Alien, because all the roles had been men originally. Aliens on the other hand very intentionally plays with the gender inversion. For one thing, Ripley is now more overtly female, battling with maternal instincts. But bigger than that, Cameron emphasizes the gender swap head on. Hicks (Michael Biehn) is in essence the female lead. He may be a manly man, but he services Ripley and then becomes injured, requiring Ripley to protect him. She is the ultimate mother (which of course is mirrored by the other ultimate mother, the Queen).

Aliens is clever set-piece after clever set-piece. I love the way Cameron recycles bits from Alien, but in ways that don’t feel at all recycled. Dallas’ death in Alien, where the other characters are watching he and the Alien’s tracking blips on a scene, was extremely iconic. Cameron never attempts repeating that, but instead takes the tracking blip gimmick and re-applies it for his film. There is the aforementioned scene where the colonists are located, and then that nail-biting scene in which Hudson is tracking the Aliens progress as the creatures descend on our survivors’ barricade – “That can’t be, that’s inside the room.” And Cameron’s use of the marine’s headcams is both ahead of its time, and bravo filmmaking. The choices he makes between what to show third-person, what to show first-person through the headcams, and what to show of Ripley and the others watching the headcames on a monitor, weave great suspense throughout the lengthy and disastrous first battle sequence. At the risk of sounding simple, it is just cool. As is the entire build up to meeting the Queen. Cameron pulls out all the movie stops. We have the silly macguffin that the colony’s nuclear power reactor is going to explode, leaving Ripley barely twenty minutes to find and rescue Newt. We have Newt cocooned next to an opening facehugger egg. We have Ripley’s discovery of the nest, and first glimpse of the Queen (which is somewhat mind blowing when you first see her). Ripley’s Mexican stand-off with the Queen always brings a smile to my face, when we can see the intelligence of the Queen, telling the other Aliens to back-off. Then Ripley breaks that semi-truce and torches the place. Then we have a tensely unending series of moments of Ripley trying to get away from the Queen. Then we have a classic, “Everything is fine now” fake-out, when the Queen has stowed away on the rescue ship. And then we have the iconic cargo-loader exosuit battle, which remains one of the most entertaining and satisfying “final boss” showdowns in action movie history.

Apparently a key component to the Alien franchise is deleting scenes that introduce a fairly major plot point. This time around the big omission is the detail that Ripley had an 11-year-old daughter in Alien. Now, decades later, that girl is dead. Ripley of course is crushed. And that makes her fixation with Newt deeper. But… it also makes it a little creepier. While including Ripley’s dead daughter provides undeniable gravitas to the character of Ripley, as far as what Aliens is and what happens in the film, I think removing it may have been a decent idea. If I’m being anal, I don’t believe that Ripley had a child in Alien. We see no pictures, and Ripley never mentions her, even when the crew is talking about what they’re going to do when they return to Earth. That is the kind of retconning I can do without, especially because it makes Ripley’s relationship with Newt a bit sad and less heroic, as it then seems like Ripley is only going to all this trouble because she decided Newt is her new daughter. “I won’t lose two daughters, dammit!” you can almost imagine her screaming. I think removing the daughter also makes Ripley’s decision to return to LV-426 more plausible. The loss of her daughter seems like it would have left her near suicidal. Without that, I can buy that Ripley is more concerned with simply getting her life back. Plus, much of Ripley’s interaction with Newt gives the impression that she’s not used to talking with a little girl. I like that. But if Ripley already raised a little girl it seems odd, as though she just doesn’t have very natural mothering skills.

What Doesn’t Work:

Newt. The addition of a little kid to a sequel is almost never good. But here, the idea of Newt works. It’s the execution that leaves something to be desired. I won’t blame Carrie Henn, cause she was just a little kid and not even an actor. But Newt is, well, annoying. The rest of the cast is able to work magic with Cameron’s heightened dialogue, but Henn can’t. So everything Newt says just seems dopey (South Park has forever solidified this, with their mockery of Newt’s line, “They mostly come at night. Mostly.”). But worse than her dialogue is her screaming, or should I say squealing. Newt’s scream always takes me slightly out of the film, as it just doesn’t feel even remotely real. And she screams a lot. I like what Newt does for Ripley, but that’s about it.

By and large I have no problem with the changes Cameron implements, but there are some design tweaks that I did not like — mainly because they seem pointless. Part of Alien‘s effectiveness was how 20th-century everything looked and felt. Aliens feels more futuristic. Granted we never saw what human civilization looked like in the first film, but the space station sets and props we get before Ripley heads back to LV-426 look pretty cheesy, making what already felt more movie-like even more of a movie. Also – and maybe this is just a personal thing – it always bugs me when creatures are redesigned for sequels. I’m all for improving the tech/make-up that brings monsters to life, but actual design changes just become continuity changes for me. If it ain’t broke, as they say. Case in point, Cameron’s decision to get rid of the glossy dome on the Alien’s phallus head. In its place are boney ridges, which look more fittings for the animal, but part of what originally made the Alien so effective was how unnatural it looked, its bio-mechanical elements.


Kills: 13

Best Kill: Burke has the most satisfying kill. But as far as kills we actually witness, I’ll give it to Drake, who fulfills the query from Alien, “What would happen if you got Alien blood on your skin?”

Best Scare: When the cocooned colonist they find attached to the hive wall suddenly opens her eyes.

Best Line: After the disastrous first battle, when Ripley suggests leaving the planet and nuking the whole site.
Burke: Okay, I know this is an emotional moment for all of us. I know that. But let’s not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly an important species we’re dealing with and I don’t think that you or I, or anybody, has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.
Hudson: Maybe you haven’t been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

How ‘The Corporation’ Fucked Up: Not taking Ripley seriously. If they had, once again, they potentially could have acquired the xenomorph with fewer lost lives. By not believing Ripley, Burke was left to experiment on his own, sending the ill-prepared colonists to investigate, and then formulating a secret plan to essentially surprise the company by returning with an Alien.

Should There Be a Sequel: Yup, keep ’em coming.


Up Next: Alien 3


previous franchises battled
Critters
Death Wish
Hellraiser
Home Alone
Jurassic Park
Lethal Weapon
Leprechaun
Meatballs
The Muppets
Phantasm

Planet of the Apes
Police Academy
Psycho
Rambo

Tremors






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Frankenweenie Stitches Up a Poster

“From the director of Alice in Wonderland.” Oh, that’s rich. Director should almost be in quotes at this point.






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Movie of the Day: A Serbian Film

The Film: A Serbian Film (Buy it from CHUD!)

The Principles: Srđan Spasojević (director), Srđan Todorović, Jelena Gavrilović, Slobodan Beštić, Katarina Žutić, Anđela Nenadović, Luka Mijatović

The Premise: Miloš (Srđan Todorović ) is a retired porn star living the straight life with his beautiful wife Marija (Jelena Gavrilović) and young son Petar when he meets Vukmir, an independent filmmaker offering him the role of a lifetime. Out of boredom and in an effort to sercure his family’s financial future, Miloš comes out of retirement to star in Vukmir’s avant-garde project. But it’s not long before Miloš realizes he’s entered a world where extreme violence and sexual depravity go hand-in-hand. Drugged into an animalistic haze, Miloš’ uber-cock becomes a weapon in Vukmir’s sadistic movie – a weapon that threatens everything Miloš holds dear.

Miloš is entering a world where pleasure and pain are married for the supposed sake of art.

Is It Good: That’s a loaded question, short answer being not really. A Serbian Film is a technically competent film that uses sexuality and violence in ways that will no doubt shock you, but it’s an empty experience that thinks it has more to say than it truly does. When viewed under socio-economic and political lenses, the film’s hollow nature becomes readily apparent. Srđan Spasojević is attempting to contextualize the disconnect between the safeness of Serbian films with the tense nature of Serbian reality. He might be on to something, but the message gets lost in a drugged-out, explicit menagerie of skull-fucking, baby-fucking, family-fucking, all manners of fucking really. These moments shock, but they also overtake the film’s supposed intention.

As endurance cinema however, A Serbian Film offers viewers a litmus test of one’s own tolerance. I experienced a few brief moments of discomfort – it’s an unsettling if not altogether shocking piece. But the fantastical brutality is exactly that: fantasy. The most uncomfortable scene occurred for me in the final moments of the film, and it’s heartbreaking to watch this broken family come to grips with Miloš’ actions in the film. A choice is made, and I’d be lying if I said it didn’t haunt me.

So, as a straight narrative with incendiary imagery, A Serbian Film is a challenging piece of cinema. As an actual film with thought-provoking ideas that go nowhere quickly, it’s less than spectacular.

Is It Worth A Look: How okay are you with the things mentioned above? I can watch anything so long as I know it’s fantasy, and yet ironically I still manage to get weak in the knees if I see surgery or those heinous Sarah McLachlin ASPCA commercials as I’m channel surfing. Point is: none of what happens in A Serbian Film is real (except when Miloš hangs dong, that’s all too real I’m afraid). Bracing yourself for seeing some shit beforehand will go a long way regarding whether or not you can handle A Serbian Film. But I’ve read all manner of reviews that have called it relatively tame (not true) to the most brutal work ever committed to celluloid (very not true). So it’s all in the eye of the beholder.

Miloš doing his Miloš thing. Guy's a real drag at dinner parties.

Random Anecdotes: People in Norway are SOL, the film got banned after two months of sales for violating laws against violence and the sexual depiction of children (where there’s a lot of the former, the latter is thankfully entirely implied). The cut available in the United States is missing a few key frames that might leave some people guessing what just occurred. I’ll say this, if you’ve been paying attention then you should have no problem connecting the disturbing dots.

Cinematic Soulmates: Hostel, Hostel Part II, Audition, The Game, Cannibal Holocaust, Deep Throat






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Pixar Intends To Make THE GOOD DINOSAUR Movie

Well of course they do! What I mean though, is that the long-ago-announced Pixar dinosaur movie will be called The Good Dinosaur and co-directors Peter Sohn (Partly Cloudy short director and Pixar Art Department vet) and Bob Peterson (UP co-director) are starting to talk about it.

Basically their comments to 24 Frames boil down to the fact that research and writing are just beginning on the 2014 release but the thematic ideas are in place, and that the title has more meaning than you’d assume at first glance. That said, it’s hard to tell exactly where the article’s assumptions and the filmmaker’s comments actually begin and end.

Sohn said they are toying with the idea of what dinosaurs represent today — something anachronistic or resistant to change. If there’s a “good” dinosaur, after all, there have to be bad ones. “The title is deceptively simple,” Sohn said. “It has more meaning than it seems.”

A piece of concept art shared at Disney’s D23 conference last August showed what appeared to be a silhouette of a small child with a dinosaur, suggesting that dinosaurs and people will be sharing the planet in the movie, but the filmmakers didn’t confirm that.

What they do make clear is that the core idea of the film will be “[getting] to know the dinosaur, what it’s really like to be a dinosaur and to be with a dinosaur.”

This is definitely a righteous cause for Pixar, as they’ll be doing a lot to redeem CGI dinosaurs after Disney’s abominable Dinosaur film. I’m excited for any ole Pixar film to some degree or another, but this may well be the first of their films where I truly am eating up concept art and sneak peeks like candy. I think I’ve outed myself as a huge dino fan well enough, if not by covering the coming wave of dinosaur films, the perhaps by spending my summer with them.

I don’t usually go for the starry-eyed adult thing with great kids movies, but I’ll likely be as bouncy and giddy as any five-year-old come (almost precisely) two years from now when The Good Dinosaur has its May 30th, 2014 release.

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Full BOURNE LEGACY Trailer Is Awesome

I’m not well-versed in the Bourne films, so I’m mostly looking at this trailer as its own kind of singular sidequel and I must say it looks great. Clearly Gilroy was unafraid to heavily tie this into the rest of the franchise which, rather than alienating someone not as familiar with it, is only an encouragement to go back and check it all out. That’s a very good sign.

This is the kind of blockbuster trailer where you can almost feel that it’s being cut from a wealth of great imagery and material, so while one can make no judgement of the script at this point, one can be rather confident it will be a blast to watch.

You can also see it in HD at Apple. What do you think of this fuller look at the Renner vehicle?

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COLLECTING VHS: The Brain (1988)

Not that long ago the video store was a mundane and sometimes obnoxious part of life; driving over to some lonesome strip mall with your friends or family to comb through the all-too-often disorganized shelves of your local shop, argue over a selection, and then be stuck with it, for good or ill. Yet, it was also sublime. And for those who lived during the true video boom, video stores also equate to another bygone commodity: VHS. When JVC’s Video Home System won the early-80’s format warthe motion picture market changed forever. The genre and B-movies that had previously filled drive-ins across the country now often went straight to VHS. Then DVD took the world by storm in the late-90’s. It was a brave new world, and sadly, many films never made the leap, trapped now on a dead format. These often aren’t “good” films, but goddammit, they were what made video stores great. For we here at CHUD are the kind of people who tended to skip over the main stream titles, our eyes settling on some bizarre, tantalizing cover for a film we’d never even heard of, entranced. These films are what VHS was all about.

Some people are still keeping the VHS flame burning. People like me, whose Facebook page Collecting VHS is a showcase for the lost charms of VHS box artwork. With this column it is my intention to highlight these “lost” films and the only rule I have for myself is that they cannot be available on DVD. 

Title: The Brain
Year:
 1988
Genre:
 Slimy monster movie
Tagline:
 Mind over matter.
Released by:
 International Video Entertainment Inc.
Director:
 Edward Hunt



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Plot: The evil Dr. Blake is the host of a self-help/religious program called “Independent Thinking” that claims to make its audience think more freely, but is actually feeding their mind waves to a slimy, flesh-eating alien brain-monster. With his show about to go national the only thing standing between him and global domination is a brilliant but rebellious high school student with a penchant for pranks.

Thoughts: I originally was planning on reviewing a different video for this week’s column, but on Memorial Day I attended an annual event at one of my favorite places to see movies in all of Los Angeles, The Cinefamily. The event is called The Five Minutes Game. It takes place every Memorial Day and every Labor Day (with a special Halloween horror edition added for later this year) and it has been so eloquently described by one of its loyal attendees as, “the Super Bowl for video nerds.” The game was created with the idea that every movie’s first five minutes are always interesting because you have no idea what the fuck is going on. Especially when the movies are all incredibly rare oddities that are currently not-available-on-DVD/Blu-ray/Netflix and guaranteed to have never been seen before unless you’re a rabid video hoarder, like me. But even I had never seen a lot of the choices that assaulted our senses on that evening. The list of films we watched the first five minutes of is the following:

 

After watching the first five minutes of all those films, we voted for the two we would like to watch the most on ballots provided to us beforehand. Then we broke to the backyard patio for a barbeque and free beer while the ballots were being tallied up. It was a tough competition, but in the end the amazing 80’s slimy monster movie gem The Brain nudged out the really fun looking gonzo-actioner The Ice House by a mere seven votes. I myself voted for The Brain, but I’m very curious about the bizarre, all-African American supernatural/post-apocalyptic horror epic 666 4: The Sign of Endtimes 2 that we saw a glimpse of. It was really insane. Anyway, The Brain won and it proved to be a perfect crowd pleaser. Usually when I write this column I watch the movie I’m reviewing on my VCR at home by myself, but this time I watched it with an incredibly enthusiastic and highly inebriated audience projected on a huge movie screen with burgers and beer. It was really awesome!

The Brain tells the twisted tale of Dr. Anthony Blake (Re-Animator’s David Gale), a Scientology-like self-help psychologist who broadcasts a show called “Independent Thinking” out of an ultra-modern complex called the Psychological Research Institute. What its loyal watchers don’t know is that their minds are being used to feed a constantly growing alien orb of grey matter that has a taste for human flesh. It also can make its home audience go nuts, like in the opening scene where a young girl’s hallucinations caused by The Brain force her to stab her mother to death.

Meanwhile a brilliant but troubled young high school teenager named Jim Majelewski (Tom Breznahan) gets kicked out of school for putting sodium in the boy’s bathroom toilet causing the plumbing to explode. (Note: sodium is a significant piece of foreshadowing that the audience of savvy and raucous nerds immediately picked up on and rolled with.) He’s sent to P.R.I. for mental analysis where Dr. Blake hooks Jim up with electrodes and makes him watch a video of a hot blonde lab assistant holding an apple, while The Brain causes him to hallucinate and see the woman topless as it sucks on his mind waves. But the hot blonde has had enough of this weirdness and abruptly quits causing Dr. Blake to sick The Brain on her! Jim’s will is too strong and he soon breaks out of the institute, making his way to the submarine shop where his girlfriend, best friend and best friend’s girlfriend all conveniently work together. Jim tells them his story, but soon has a mental freak out caused by The Brain’s control and a white-coated thug from P.R.I. arrives with the police, drugs him and takes him back to Dr. Blake. His friends decide they have to break Jim out of P.R.I. at once!

Back at the lab, Dr. Blake is gloating over the news that his show will be going out nationally, meaning that The Brain will have millions of minds to suck on and an entire world to control and manipulate. Jim is locked in a cell, but a friendly inmate breaks him out and he is soon reunited with his friends in the building’s sub-basement that is filled with huge signs reading: CAUTION SODIUM IN USE. The Brain eats Jim’s best friend, but he manages to escape again with his girlfriend. Unfortunately they don’t get far before the police pull them over and the white-coated thug arrives and beheads the arresting officer with an axe. Jim and his girlfriend run off on foot only to discover that the show “Independent Thinking” has driven the entire town insane and The Brain is forcing people to commit horribly violent murders upon one another. They manage to find temporary refuge at the empty high school, but the cops arrive and Jim’s girlfriend is captured while he manages to slip away once again.

With the entire world coming apart around him, Jim returns to P.R.I. where he interrupts Dr. Blake’s show and punches off his head, revealing that the television guru is not even human, but some kind of alien creature with green goop for blood. Jim manages to rescue his girlfriend and rant the audience out of their spells, but the white-coated thug chases he and his girlfriend back down into the sodium-filled sub-basement for the final confrontation. The Brain gobbles up white-coat thug and traps the couple in a dead end where it wraps its slime-soaked tongue around the heroine and Jim reaches for a bag of something to hit it with that turns out to be… FUCKING SODIUM! He throws it into The Brain’s mouth and just like the toilets from earlier, The Brain explodes. Bam!

The Brain is a very entertaining piece of Canuxploitation that was one hell of a lot of fun to watch with a rambunctious crowd of video geeks wasted on beer and weed. It’s also a prosthetics effects lovers dream come true, especially the titular creature, which looks like a giant mutant Madball toy covered in multiple coats of ooze. The pulsating eighties synth score was like hearing one of Mozart’s symphonies performed live as it ripped out of the theater’s super-loud speakers. I loved watching this movie more than I ever have before thanks to the good folks at The Cinefamily and I’m looking forward to the next Labor Day edition of The Five Minutes Game that will feature all made-for-TV movies. Can’t wait!

SODIUM!!!

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