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Old 05-23-2008, 07:17 PM
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Old 05-23-2008, 07:22 PM
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You had me at that article title.
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Old 05-23-2008, 07:41 PM
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I missed this interview the first time around. I so wish I could see a version where the camera was trained on you while it was being conducted.
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Old 05-23-2008, 07:51 PM
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It was so fucking weird. I've interviewed Jena many times before. We had exchanged pleasantries an hour earlier, and she was nice and normal. And then I get... that. She was so wired. In between interviews, she was hopping up to take a couple of drags on a cigarette while the camera and sound people reset.

Fucking actresses...
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Shit. She needs some fucking condescension training.

The Go Getter looks interesting though.

EDIT: How the hell did I miss that interview when it was first around?
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Old 05-24-2008, 12:59 AM
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I loved that interview, it was just so bizarre. I think I'm going to throw in her bit on trust opening up 7000 windows the next time I'm in a job interview.
And I'm already hating this Pucci kid. But Deschanel and Bill Duke in the same movie? Hard to pass up.
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Old 05-24-2008, 09:50 AM
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Last time I saw Zoey Deschanel she look liked something out of a Romero film.
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