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11-03-2009, 01:08 PM
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"We're gonna need a bigger rape kit."
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11-03-2009, 01:59 PM
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11-03-2009, 02:03 PM
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Talk about a Special Victims Unit case..... And everyone knows sharks use cocoanuts to cover for their heinous crimes. They're diabolical.
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11-03-2009, 02:21 PM
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 "People of the jury, does this shark look like a rapist and a killer to you?"
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11-03-2009, 02:59 PM
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11-03-2009, 03:08 PM
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"Everyone knows Mattioli was asking for it. Just look at how he romps in the ocean in that skimpy swimsuit. He's a rape waiting to happen."
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11-03-2009, 03:21 PM
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11-03-2009, 04:29 PM
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11-03-2009, 04:34 PM
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I'm really surprised this hasn't veered into anime tentacle territory yet.
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There is more in the diary than just the map - Old Proverb "Wicki-wild wild, Wicki-wicki-wild, Wicki-wild, Wicki-wicki Wild Wild West " - Traditional spoken-word frontier song, American West, 19th century
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11-03-2009, 05:01 PM
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11-03-2009, 05:03 PM
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I'm gonna blow the lid off of "Shark Week" next year.
My first hint something was wrong came when the shark started shoving me up against a pinball machine. My second came when I realized there was a pinball machine under the water.
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Indiana has its Hoosiers/ Purdue its gold and black/ The Wildcats from Northwestern/ and Spartans on attack/ Ohio State has its Buckeyes/ Up north, The Wolverines/ But the mighty Nittany Lions/ The best they’ve ever seen. Big hair, excess and gross sexuality. That's America at its best. John Jay said so. - Anderson Last edited by Mattioli; 11-03-2009 at 05:06 PM.
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11-03-2009, 05:12 PM
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Was this the table where it happened? 
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11-03-2009, 06:16 PM
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11-03-2009, 06:24 PM
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11-03-2009, 06:59 PM
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Just so you know: male sharks have 2 penises. Food for thought. No pun intended.
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11-03-2009, 07:02 PM
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11-03-2009, 07:03 PM
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11-03-2009, 07:05 PM
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11-03-2009, 07:18 PM
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11-03-2009, 07:46 PM
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Backs slowly out of thread..
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11-03-2009, 09:19 PM
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"What's the point of even discussing movies if your most critical thought process about them is that they passed the time or that the latest one "wasn't that bad"? You know what - if you want to turn off your brain for hours at a time, pick up heroin. At least that will make you interesting." - Devin "I've never seen Titanic; maybe it's the cinematic equivalent of getting jacked off by Jessica Biel with her finger up my asshole, but I'll probably never know." - Phil
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11-03-2009, 11:08 PM
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"So, what do we have here?"
"Well, Caine, we've got the victim, a Mr. Mattioli, who was allegedly raped and eaten by a great white." "Finally! A fucking case I can sink my teeth into!" YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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11-04-2009, 08:23 AM
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nice!!!
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11-04-2009, 11:28 AM
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11-04-2009, 11:49 AM
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Don't worry, it's under control:
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11-04-2009, 03:18 PM
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11-04-2009, 03:25 PM
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*runs sobbing out of thread*
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Indiana has its Hoosiers/ Purdue its gold and black/ The Wildcats from Northwestern/ and Spartans on attack/ Ohio State has its Buckeyes/ Up north, The Wolverines/ But the mighty Nittany Lions/ The best they’ve ever seen. Big hair, excess and gross sexuality. That's America at its best. John Jay said so. - Anderson
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11-04-2009, 03:30 PM
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11-04-2009, 03:35 PM
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"We're gonna need a bigger--"
*interrupted as portal to Hell opens beneath me*
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11-04-2009, 03:36 PM
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11-04-2009, 03:51 PM
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"And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he rapes ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rape you to pieces."
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11-04-2009, 08:26 PM
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11-04-2009, 09:14 PM
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Singing - "Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies... farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain..."
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"It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life."
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11-04-2009, 09:29 PM
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Panting "Smile you son of a bitch!" *tee hee!* I'll be giggling about that for days.
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11-05-2009, 10:59 AM
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Bastard.
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Indiana has its Hoosiers/ Purdue its gold and black/ The Wildcats from Northwestern/ and Spartans on attack/ Ohio State has its Buckeyes/ Up north, The Wolverines/ But the mighty Nittany Lions/ The best they’ve ever seen. Big hair, excess and gross sexuality. That's America at its best. John Jay said so. - Anderson
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11-05-2009, 11:32 AM
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11-05-2009, 09:13 PM
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 "I don't think either of one you are familiar with our problems." "I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and FUCKS YOU UP THE ASS!"
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"It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life."
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