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Calling Brain Candy anti comedy is a punishable offense, though.
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Oh dear.
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Oh man, did anyone click on the links to the new conglomerate owners? My favorite bit, from the CEO's Biography:
Zuo Xiabing, 53, the foremost innovator of the salvage fishery business paradigm, founded Yu Wan Mei with pure, community-minded motives. Success was immediate and unwavering, becoming only more so following Zuo’s implementation of a revolutionary spine-and-swim-bladder extraction system in 2000, and progressive on-assembly-line labor and delivery protocol in 2002. Do not be mistaken. Zuo remains a beloved and greatly revered father to each of his 32,000 laborers. He thinks of nothing but triumph and is never occupied with the possibility of failure. His bloodline is pure. This had me LOL-ing.
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Not that I wouldn't love to see them try again.
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I haven't seen that yet, so I'll take your word for it. It is buried in my Netflix queue somewhere, so presumably, I'll know someday.
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I didn't realize I was an apologist, I thought I was just a fan.
Brain Candy doesn't stand with the best of their work, it's true. I enjoyed it when I first saw it in a packed theater with rabid KITH fans, and I've enjoyed it ever since. To borrow from its MYOF entry, it's far from fiasco. Definitely agree about Foley; it's a shame he basically quit the troop before filming began, and really was only fulfilling contractual duty. I still think it's a worthwhile effort that is more consistently funny than it gets credit for.
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Not nitpicking, but wasn't McKinney a regular on SNL at that point?
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Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. gamertag: Red Dog Melvin Last edited by Chris Allen; 07-29-2009 at 03:01 AM. |
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Dunno how much time on this Earth I've got left, I'm gonna get real weird with it. Into the Pudding. deviantART |
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"For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love." |
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"Study: 74% Of Children Tenting Out In Yard Don't Make It Through The Night"
http://www.theonion.com/content/news...en_tenting_out Beautiful!
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Lisa! Where the hell have you been?
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"Solitary Crow On Fence Post Portending Doom, Analysts Warn" never fails to make me chuckle.
That crow certainly knows what's going down, and it's us.
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"I Don't Need Drugs To Have A Good Time And Jump Through A Plate-Glass Window Into A Pool 15 Stories Below."
http://www.theonion.com/content/opin...urce=b-section
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It's old, but so applicable...
Unwatched Netflix DVD Stares At Area Man With Single Unblinking Eye ![]() http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41460
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news...urce=a-section
We always knew they were there. Also this: http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ion_technology Last edited by Jackson; 09-25-2009 at 11:11 AM. |
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Nation Demands Fresh Celebrity Meat
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You just know some of the Tea Partiers are going to take this as gospel:
"Obama: Health Care Plan Would Give Seniors Right To Choose How They Are Killed"
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Same Night Movie Review. Because drinking and watching movies is always a good idea. The latest review: STAR TREK Also check out:WATCHMEN. Find us on Facebook! MySpace! Follow on Twitter "You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." XBL: ZoroasterJesuit |
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This thread is lacking the best thing about The Onion: Kelly cartoons.
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He's a scrappy arachnophobic boxer possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's an artistic insomniac lawyer in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime! |
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Obama's Declaration Of Swine Flu Emergency Prompts Pro-Swine-Flu Republican Response
They've been on a roll lately. I kinda like the more caustic bits they throw in here and there.
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"I bet that slick film school shit works on a lot of people." |
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White House reluctantly accepts collect call from Indonesia Haagen-Daz releases new line of ice creams for barren women These guys aren't fucking around any more.
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"Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark egg on your face!…I sort of forget what I was talking about." - Moss from The It Crowd XboxLive: EdHocken |
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