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Old 09-08-2009, 09:35 PM
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Old 09-08-2009, 09:39 PM
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I'm torn between two:

Christy Canyon, because she was just so cute and just so bad at it.

And Aunt Peg, for just the opposite reason.

I can't help it. I'm old.
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Glad to see someone bumped this thread.
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:04 AM
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Christy Canyon, because she was just so cute and just so bad at it.

And Aunt Peg, for just the opposite reason.
I never did get around to actually watching any Aunt Peg movies, but you have me intrigued.

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:19 AM
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I still gotta go with Memphis. I mean, good god: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHsN6dqGFGo
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She's a big girl, I'll give you that.
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Tera Patrick is getting a divorce/fat.
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Old 10-05-2009, 06:01 PM
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Old 10-12-2009, 05:10 PM
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Tera Patrick is getting a divorce/fat.
Too bad she's let herslf go.

Can there really be a such thing as a favorite porn star anymore. The money is so big that most of these girls are in the Biz for just a few months or less before they bail. Talk about being fickel.
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Old 10-12-2009, 05:36 PM
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Too bad she's let herslf go.

Can there really be a such thing as a favorite porn star anymore. The money is so big that most of these girls are in the Biz for just a few months or less before they bail. Talk about being fickel.
I thought most of them worked at least 3 years and did tons of scenes their first 18 months. Later one they were too used or it was impossible for them to keep their body fit. I also thought there wasn't that much paid.

Ok I read this wiki but feel free to bring more data. Also, the reference section at that link makes me want Martin Amis had keep his interest in writing about porn.
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Old 10-12-2009, 05:44 PM
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Always enjoyed the work of Gina Wild/Michaela Schaffrath. She's like the John Hughes of German porn actresses - in that she only made a few films and then retired - and one of the few with fake boobs that totally rocks them (not normally a fan, at all).


Plus, she kinda reminds me of an ex, which makes me both disgusted with myself and exceedingly aroused...
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:17 PM
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Just curious, since I never had the pleasure, but what is German porn like? Is the spanking all orderly and shit? Are the trains not the only things that come on time?

And I'm totally with ya on the "that porn star reminds me of X" vibe. There's a couple that get a few more points in my book because they remind me of women I know IRL. I kinda love when that happens.
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:05 PM
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Well, speaking of exes, here's who my ex looked like. Tania Russof.

Mind you, she had Tourette syndrome, was dumber than a brick, but she had something going for her.

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Old 10-13-2009, 02:12 PM
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May I ask, why did this fine specimen become an ex? She got tired of you always trying to hump her?
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:27 PM
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May I ask, why did this fine specimen become an ex? She got tired of you always trying to hump her?
Nope. Was crazy enough to make life really difficult. See: Tourette syndrome. Not enough to yell insults, but imagine PMS mood swings. Everyday.

After 3 years, I was with her for the sex alone. I was actually planning to dump her after school but she preempted me by going out with a (former) friend of mine.

The lesson here is that there's a time limit to how much time you can date someone really hot but stupid as a bag of hammers, great sex or not. It also kinda limit the conversation possibilities.
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:11 PM
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I never had the pleasure, but what is German porn like? Is the spanking all orderly and shit? Are the trains not the only things that come on time?
The small amount that I've seen involved quite a bit of humiliation, such as forced sex in public. Of course, everyone involved consented to the activities, but it was amusing to see how little the public seemed to care about this supposedly daring activity.

Had this been done in America, John Walsh would be trying to capture them right about...now.
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:21 PM
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I once saw a german porn cartoon based on Tarzan. It was called Tarzoon.
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Old 10-13-2009, 04:37 PM
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Nope. Was crazy enough to make life really difficult... After 3 years, I was with her for the sex alone.
Pretty much exactly the same here.
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I once saw a german porn cartoon based on Tarzan. It was called Tarzoon.
Wasn't he the guy in The Devil's Advocate that got killed jogging in the park?
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my mate much prefers German-style porn to american - he claims it's more honest -the girls don't start screaming and moaning the second they are penetrated, the guy has to work for it, plus traditionally they are kind of more real looking than the endless barbie clones cooked up in the US. I don't know if I agree but he makes an interesting point.
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My inclusion to the 'porn star who looks like an ex' category is Rebecca Lane:



The face, hair colour and tits all very similar, she was bit chunkier though. She wasn't mental either, sigh.
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Considering the thing I've always had for redheads (particularly STACKED redheads), I'll still say you were one lucky boy for awhile.
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:43 PM
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I was a very lucky boy, I was also a bit of an arsehole back then (5 years ago) and I got what I deserved. Fuckin ideal woman too.

A friend told me to google the name of that pornstar a while ago and it's a bit....weird. I haven't actually watched any of her stuff as I imagine it would be very creepy/strange.
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Old 10-28-2009, 03:47 PM
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Rusty, I'll take the bullet for you on this one.
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I never did get around to actually watching any Aunt Peg movies, but you have me intrigued.

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Aunt Peg's Fulfillment is my favorite porn ever.

It has the funniest bit in porn history. Peg is going to introduce her plump, blonde, pony-tailed niece to the joys of sex. She pulls down John Holmes' pants and asks, "Have you ever seen... a cock?"

Then we get a close-up of the niece, with an exaggerated facial reaction that would have been too much even in a silent movie, saying, "Wow! It's so...... big!"

Priceless.
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Gotta say, Tory Lane sure is lookin' good these days...

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Nice ass. I'm amazed at how attracted-yet-repulsed I am by tramp stamps.
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Mika Tan

No matter how boring the scene is, she always seems to be having a blast.
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Mika did a tour of duty at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.
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