Bond. JPEG Bond.
With dozens of dozens of rave reviews posted for Skyfall, the film is already set-up to have a nice wave of hype and backlash upon its stateside November 9th release, which means you’ve likely got some Bond arguments ahead of you. While the director is certainly convinced he’s been empowered to go new places and a lot of “the best Bond ever” is being tossed around from new fans, some purists are already popping the brakes on such statements.
We here at CHUD want you to be well-armed for such discussions, so if you’re a Bond fan that needs to brush up on your basic stats before getting into it heavy with your friends, take a look at this primitively illustrated but informative infographic from happynings.com. It’s a pretty basic collection of facts from the Bond wiki and such, but it’s a convenient cheat sheet to brush up on stats like how many women Dalton’s Bond slept with versus how many dudes Roger Moore killed. That graphic is right below (click to big).
In celebration of the upcoming Bond, Daniel has been churning out some great Bond-related pieces in the last few weeks that I hope you’ve been reading. Make sure you’re all caught up- they’re great…
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Though I didn’t realize it at the time, Dalton is the best closer when it comes to the ladies. 4 kissed, 4 fucked.
1 Martini for Daniel Craig’s Bond? He had at least 2 in CR and a fuck-tonne on the plane in QoS.
The graphic must be referring to the signature Bond martini. Craig’s Bond drinks like a fish, but it’s mainly been the “Vesper” cocktail he created.
Why is Never Say Never Again not included? It’s a Bond film, and a better one than almost all of Moore’s films.
It’s also better than most of Brosnan’s Bond films as well, now that I think about it. I liked Dalton’s. I even liked Lazenby’s and so far Craig is doing a fine job. Personal tastes vary, I know, but Moore just never quite worked for me. I don’t fault the man, just the direction of the films, with A View To a Kill being the WORST Bond film so far. No one could have saved that sleeping pill of a film, though.
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